Jack Took his mic, "Okay so let's get started." He looked out into the crowd of raised hands and noticed one of the cosplayers, "Let's go with Female Me. Yes, I'm a narcissist."
The audience chuckled as the cosplayer of Jacqueline Frost stood up, "Hi, um…"
"Good question! Take care," Jack interrupted, "No seriously, go ahead."
Jaqueline giggled and then continued, "So I have a different question for all of you."
"Go for it."
"So for Kristoff," He waved at her, "When are you and Anna getting married, and have you asked for Elsa's blessing yet?" Kristoff spoke into his mic softly, "Next question."
Anna's jaw dropped and she playfully punched him in the arm. After Kristoff calmed down from laughing he spoke again, "In all seriousness, it's a little more complicated than you think. A lot of people actually thought that we already did get married when we guest stared on Once Upon A Time, but that was their story. When it comes to us, we're not exactly sure when, but we definitely have Elsa's blessing."
"You do?" Elsa smirked, "This is news to me."
"Well also," Anna added, "We've talked about getting married at times but honestly there are times where our relationship will fluctuate. I think every relationship goes through this, where our relationship will go up and down like a sleigh ride. Some days we're just in heaven with each other as you'd expect—"
"There are days where you can't pry these two away from each other," Elsa interrupted.
Anna sighed, "Can a sister answer a question?"
"No," Elsa smiled, "Go ahead."
"Anyway, there's that. But there are also other days where we're like, 'I hate you! I can't stand you! I can't imagine how I can be with you the rest of my life!'"
The audience Aw'd when they saw Kristoff pout.
"Sometimes baby," Anna pouted as she cupped Kristoff's cheek.
"I never act like that," Kristoff fake cried.
"Yes you do!" Anna laughed.
"This is why I never asked her, because she'd say no."
"That's not true."
Anna took Kristoff's hand and kissed him on the cheek. Kristoff smiled, "In answer to your question, if we're getting married, probably not any time soon but we definitely will, hopefully."
"Thank you."
"Sure."
"My question for Anna is: What is favorite thing about Elsa?"
"My favorite thing about Elsa…," she repeated slowly, "I can't answer that!"
"Oh wow!" Elsa laughed.
"No! No!" Anna laughed, "I meant that I can't because there's just… too much to say."
"Oh wow!" Jack laughed.
"What Jack? What is it?"
"That excuse doesn't work on your second grade teacher! What makes you think it's gonna work on your sister?"
"Here's my homework teacher," Hiccup joined in, "I'm just full of so much information I decided not to answer any of the questions."
"Play nice! Play nice!" Elsa spoke up between them.
Anna relaxed with a sigh, "What can I say about Elsa? You're the very first Queen I know who isn't evil, you're smart, you have a great gift of magic, you're beautiful, you have an angelic voice, and you're my best friend."
Elsa took Anna's hand as they smiled at each other and the audience swooned.
"I ship it," Jack said.
Elsa turned and slapped Jack's arm hard. Jack continued laughing as he rubbed his arm.
"So there's your answer," Anna said.
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
"I have two questions for Elsa."
"Yay!" Elsa cheered.
"If Kristoff asked for your blessing to marry your sister, would you allow it?"
"Nope. Next question." There was a solid chuckle and then Elsa continued, "Seriously though, of course I would. Kristoff is a good man; respectable and smart. I love him and he deserves to be a part of our family."
Jack borrowed her mic, "Yes, there's slash fic of them too."
"Would you stop that!"
Jack pointed at the audience, "They started it!"
"Well now I'm ending it; Stop!"
Jacqueline spoke up, "How did you two end up in a relationship?"
Elsa cleared her throat, "Listen, when Jack and I fight like this, we're playing around—"
"No that was my second question."
"Oh…"
Jack laughed at Elsa's red cheeks,"We met on the internet. Where else?"
Elsa sighed, "I wish that was a joke. We met through Tumblr because we were SUCH HUGE FANS of each other at the time."
Jack continued the story, "We were posting all sort of things: Fan art, fan fiction, fan theories, we were just big fans of each other."
"I wish it only stopped there," Elsa added, "We're talking about music video tributes, playlists, fan pages, cosplaying."
"To be fair, I look pretty good in a dress," Jack teased.
Somebody from the audience called out, "Prove it!"
"Later!" Jack called back.
"Anyway," Elsa continued, "Long story short: We started messaging each other and we both discovered that we were each other's creepy stalker fans. We decided to meet up, and it was just a match made in heaven. To this day we still send those pages to each other."
Jack and Elsa held hands as the audience Aw'd.
"Don't 'Aw' at that!" Jack laughed, "What's wrong with you people?"
"That's the most pathetic story ever!" Elsa laughed.
"Yeah but you told it in such a cute way," Flynn mocked.
Elsa shook her head, "So anyway, that's how we met."
"Thank you."
"Of course."
"I have two questions for Jack."
"Yay!" Jack cheered, making fun of Elsa's cheer from earlier. Elsa rolled her eyes.
"My questions are: How much do you love Elsa, and do you, Jamie, and his friends still hang out?
"I think I already answered the first question with Elsa" Jack chuckled, "Again, just go on my Tumblr page, that's all the proof you need. But if you want a real answer, here it is: She's the most beautiful thing that has ever existed in my life and there's not enough moons out there that I can look up and thank for her being in my life. I can't imagine any reality where she doesn't exist. I lover her with everything I am, was, and ever will be. She's my snow queen."
Elsa smiled at him, wrapped her arms around him, and nuzzled against his shoulder, "And he's my snow king."
Jack turned to her and they kissed. The audience cheered and 'Whoo'd".
"Oh my gosh! A kiss!" Flynn mocked in a high pitch voice, "That must mean they like each other! Oh I bet after they kiss they'll move onto holding hands! EEEeeeee!"
"Do you want a kiss too, Flynn?" Jack smirked.
"You stay away from me."
Jack shook his head, "In answer to your second question, if me and Jamie still hang out, of course we do. He's sitting right there, say 'Hi' Jamie."
Jamie stood up from the crowd and waved, the audience gave him a polite applaud, and then he sat back down.
Flynn spoke into his mic, "Yes, there's slash fic of them too."
Jack dropped his head as everyone laughed.
"How does that feel?" Elsa smirked.
Jack sighed, "Weird."
"I think we've all learned a lesson today," Flynn said, "We're all disgusting."
"Speaking of which, you're next," Jack sassed.
"Touche."
"Thank you," Jacqueline said.
Jack nodded, "Anytime."
"My question for Flynn is—"
"HEL-LOOO!" Flynn greeted.
Jaqueline chuckled, "My question is: What did you think when Rapunzel said she never breaks a promise?"
Flynn was quiet for a few seconds smirking awkwardly, "… I guess it meant she never breaks a promise."
Jaqueline nodded, "Thank you."
"I guess. You're welcome."
"That was a short answer," Jack teased.
"Well what do you say to that?" Flynn sassed back, "It was hard to think of a dumb joke!"
Jack snorted, "That's a first."
Jacqueline continued, "My question for Rapunzel is: What did you think of Flynn when you first met him?"
Rapunzel looked up as she went into deep thought, "Well…"
"Watch it," Flynn warned with an eyebrow raised.
"Pretend he's not in the room," Jack encouraged, "Say what's on your mind."
"I'll tell you what's on my mind!" Flynn sassed.
"Flynn," Rapunzel spoke up.
"Sorry."
Jack kept talking, "I think I can summarize their meet cute in one word: CLANG!"
"Jack, you had your turn," Rapunzel said, "Now be quiet before I clang you."
Jack slowly sat back in his chair as Rapunzel continued, "My first impression when I first met Flynn was that I liked him. He's of course really handsome, he's witty, and he's one of the funniest people I've ever met! When we were working on Tangled together, in between takes he was always goofing around trying to make me or the crew laugh, 9 out of 10 he would always hit bullseyes, and to this day he still does."
Flynn smiled at her, took her hand, and then spoke into the mic they shared, "If I'm not funny at this panel though, it's not my fault."
"Thank you."
"Absolutely, and may I add I love your cosplay? It's so adorable."
Jacqueline blushed, "Thank you. My questions for Merida: Are you and your mom okay now, and do you think Hiccup can outshoot you at a shooting contest?
Merida took her mic, "Me and me mum? Of course. We love each other, we always have and we always will."
Jack opened his mouth and Merida quickly pointed at him, "Shut it Jack!"
Merida shook her head and continued, "Hiccup, do you want to answer the second question?"
Hiccup leaned into his mic slowly, "Let's just say that I will never eat an apple in front of her ever again."
Merida smirked at him, "You've got to let that go."
"You almost took off my hand!" Hiccup argued.
"But I didn't."
"Thank you," Jacqueline said.
Merida smiled, "Anytime."
"So my last questions for Hiccup are: What do you think of Merida, and where's Toothless?
Hiccup spoke slowly, "I think I'll answer the second question first."
"Good call!" Astrid, Hiccup's girlfriend, called from the audience. Hiccup nervously smiled, "Love you babe. So about Toothless, unfortunately this convention has a strict No Dragon Policy, so he's outside right now."
The audience groaned in disappointment. Hiccup continued, "To be fair, I understand why. Dragons are a nightmare to clean up after, so it's probably for the best."
Jack took his mic, "Digging through a dragon's litter box is like digging through the Lost & Found. You can find swords, helmets, all sorts of fun stuff."
There was a collection of Ew's from the audience and Jack simply shrugged.
Hiccup rolled his eyes, "As for the question concerning Merida: we're just friends. Good friends! She's definitely taught me a lot about archery and sword wielding, but I know what everyone in this room is thinking. The answer is no, we're not going out."
Merida quickly spoke up, "I just want you guys to know that we're definitely flattered by the fanbase. I've seen the fan art and the video tributes, and they're really cute."
Hiccup continued, "Absolutely. If you ship us, go ahead, but I'm happily dating a great and beautiful girl who's sitting right over there."
Hiccup pointed over at Astrid who gave him a smirk. Merida continued, "Here's a secret that many of you may not know, Astrid and I are actually best friends. We have a lot in common, we're always with each other, in fact I actually met Hiccup through Astrid. When I told her about the whole Mericcup thing, she laughed about it."
"She still does," Hiccup added, "She still makes jokes about it to this day."
"Well we all do," Jack jumped in, "We're always making fun of each other over the different kind of people we're shipped with, and we love it! We love it when people are coming up with different ships for us, it's funny but it's also really flattering… in a really weird way."
Hiccup chuckled, "Right. So again, Merida and I are not together, but that shouldn't in any way discourage who you ship and who you don't. You like whatever you like."
Jaqueline smiled widely, "Thank you all so much for answering my questions!"
Jack waved, "Absolutely. Take care."
The audience applauded.
Author's notes:
This chapter goes out to ATimeInFantasy! Thank you for your questions, and I hope they answered them in a way that you enjoyed.
In case anyone is wondering what took me so long to post this chapter, here's the answer: My laptop BROKE! It took them weeks to repair it, but now that I've got it back, I promise that I'll upload these chapters sooner. Thank you all so much for being patient.
So I guess I should finally confess that I don't ship Mericcup. I have nothing against it, it's just not my cup of tea. If you ship it, BY ALL MEANS DO! Don't let my story discourage whatever you like. I just hope that this won't turn you off from the story.
Thanks for reading!
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