"Elsa," Jack said, "Why don't you pick the next one?" Elsa looked out at the audience and picked on someone, this was Shirayuki Wistalia who stood up, "Hi."
"Hi," Elsa said back with a small wave.
"I also have different questions for some of you."
"Some of us," Jack emphasized.
"My question for Kristoff is: How's business?"
"The ice business?" Kristen started, "It's kinda funny. Business was actually going great. Everyone always needed ice and we were always there to supply them. Then we found out we had an Ice Queen and then thing quickly changed."
"That's Snow Queen to you!" Elsa called over.
"You live in a castle now!" Anna reminded, "What are you complaining about?"
Kristoff shrugged, "It's the thought that counts."
"Well yours doesn't," Jack mocked, "Shut up and kiss your princess."
"For real," Flynn jumped in. Anna playfully kissed him on the cheek while Kristoff sighed.
"How do you put up with him?" He asked Elsa.
Elsa spoke softly, "When I find out the answer, I'll let you know."
Jack smirked into the mic, "Next question."
Shirayuki nodded, "Thank you."
"No problem," Kristoff waved.
"So for Elsa—"
"Oh wow!" Anna laughed, "I just love that I got skipped over!"
Kristoff smirked, "That's what you get for making fun of the ice vendor."
She raised an eyebrow at him, "We're still gonna make fun of you Kristoff."
He just rolled his eyes as he spoke into the mic, "I'm sorry about that. Please continue."
"I'm sorry for interrupting you," Anna quickly spoke up.
"It's okay," Shirayuki said, "Anyway, my question for Elsa was: How do you feel about kids STILL singing Let It Go to this day?"
Elsa answered with a chuckle, "I'm just relieved that the question wasn't 'Can you sing Let it Go for us again'."
"She hates that song now," Jack said quickly.
"That's not true Jack! Be quiet!"
"Oh now you tell him!" Kristen spoke up.
"You too Kristoff!" Elsa called back, "Your turn is over! In answer to your question, I love all the positive attention that the song gets, but when someone tells me that they're sick of that song, I totally understand! I love the song but I'm not gonna defend it as one of our greatest timeless songs ever. If you hear any song over and over, of course you'll get sick of it! I get sick of my own voice sometimes too. But my favorite attention that it gets are the video parodies online. There are so many great ones out there, you just can't get enough."
"Which one's your favorite?" Jack curiously asked.
Elsa didn't even blink, "Definitely the Nostalgia Critic's parody. I think it's the best because it's a parody of a parody. It's a video that's addressing that maybe Frozen is being overplayed, just a little. It almost has a million views. I highly recommend you go check it out! Just type in 'Nostalgia Critic Let it Go Videos' on YouTube. It's definitely worth checking out."
"My favorite is the one of us singing it together," Jack added, "The video done by that brilliant Mauricio Vasquez."
"I know!" Elsa laughed, "That guy's a genius. The editing was so good."
"Thank you," Shirayuki said.
"You're welcome," Elsa smiled.
"For Jack: If you had the chance to have a different superpower, What would it be?"
Jack answered with a sarcastic, childish, high-pitched voice, "I would want the powers of Superman."
"Hey!" Flynn spoke up, "Superhuman strength is stupendous!"
"And that's why you don't have it," Jack smirked, "In all honesty though, I'd probably really love the powers of the Green Lantern. Just having literally anything you want by the force of mind just sounds amazing."
Flynn nodded, "Let's see, you're already a reckless, cocky, arrogant jerk who battles fear. That sounds about right."
The audience went into silence as Jack slowly turned his head in Flynn's direction and then slowly leaned into his mic, "Well played."
"Thank you," Shirayuki said.
Jack nodded, "Sure."
"Merida, when will you have your king?"
Merida gave an awkward smirk, "When I become queen?"
Hiccup chuckled, "I think the real question is: Who are you secretly dating?"
"I'm not dating anyone Hiccup! And if I was, it's none of your business!"
"You're right, it's not," Hiccup nodded, "It's just kind of hard to make it my own business when you talk very loud over the phone when you think no one else can hear you."
"What are you talking about?"
"Merida," Rapunzel spoke softly, "When you take the phone into the other room, we can all still here you."
Anna mimicked being on the phone as she spoke in a Scottish accent, "I'm only a gude keesser cuz' I'm keessin' yu."
Merida's cheeks went red, "I don't sound like that."
"Come on Mer," Jack pestered, "Spit it out. Who is it?"
"I'm not—"
"Merida," Elsa pushed.
Merida sighed, "I'm dating Eret, okay?"
"Son of Eret? That Eret?" Flynn asked.
She nodded, "Ya, dat Eret."
Hiccup waved into the audience, "Hi Eret."
Eret waved back.
"And then it got awkward," said Jack.
"Why didn't you tell us?" Rapunzel asked.
Merida shrugged, "I was worried you guys wouldn't approve."
"We're your friends Merida," Anna said, "We support you no matter what."
Merida smiled, "Really?"
Hiccup patted her on the back, "I ship it."
They all laughed as Merida playfully punched him in the arm.
"Next question," she said with a red-faced laugh.
"Thank you."
"I give them a week," Jack whispered to Flynn.
"I give them three days," he whispered back.
"So Hiccup," Shirayuki started, "How do you feel when people pair you up with Jack?"
Jack bursted out laughing as Hiccup shook his head.
Rapunzel spoke up trying to talk through her dying laughter, "I just love that Hiccup just made a shipping joke and then the tables turned on him so fast!"
"Look at Hiccup!" Anna laughed, "He's blushing!"
"Aw he's shy," Jack mocked, "Come here sweetheart. I don't bite."
"Get a room you two," Flynn said, "This is a family show."
"You're making it worse," Hiccup groaned as he covered his face.
"Oh no," Merida laughed, "Astrid has a straight face right now. Not anymore! Ha Ha!"
"You're gonna wake up single tomorrow Hiccup," Flynn joined in.
Hiccup sighed, "I hate you guys so much."
Jack defended himself, "I didn't start it this time."
"Anyway," Hiccup continued, "What was the question again?"
"Yeah ask the question again!" Jack encouraged, "So we can keep making jokes about Hiccup."
"How do you feel when people pair you up with Jack?" Shirayuki repeated.
"Seriously," Jack went on, "I'm gonna write a list."
"All joking aside," Hiccup continued, "Like I said before, it's just another ship. As you can see, we'll make fun of each other about it, but in the end their all kinda cute. In one way or another…"
"In all seriousness," Jack said, "The best shipping video I've ever seen about me and Hiccup is the one that uses the song Bet On It."
Hiccup nodded in agreement, "I've seen that video. It's absolutely amazing!"
"The editing, the choice of clips, the song, the energy, and the overall passion thrown into it makes makes it really hard not to watch."
"Even if you're not a HiJack fan, I highly recommend you go see that video; it's a lot of fun! Just type in 'Jack and Hiccup Bet On It' on YouTube, you'll find it."
"The only thing that I think is legitimately weird about the shipping," Jack said, "Is when people pair me with the younger version of you. You guys do know he was 11, right?"
"Well to be fair," Elsa jumped in, "Some people think you're 14."
Jack raised an eyebrow, "Do I look 14 years old?"
"No, but you act like you're 14 years old," Kristoff said.
Jack gave a sarcastic tone, "Yeah sure! I'm 14! The same way Sailor Moon's 14? That's baloney!"
"Let the fans dream," Hiccup said, "In their eyes, we're both 14."
Jack shrugged, "Still weird."
"So yeah, that's my thoughts," Hiccup said.
"Thank you all so much."
The audience applauded.
Author's notes: Thank you Shirayuki Wistalia for submitting your questions, and I hope they answered to your liking.
Thank you all for reading this week's chapter! I'm gonna try my best to upload a new chapter every Friday!
Seriously, you should go watch those videos I mentioned in the chapter; they're all great!
Ask your questions today!