I thought this was needed badly in the Yu Yu Hakusho archive, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so. Thank you to everyone who's reviewed! You all are awesome.
Disclaimer: I wish I own Yu Yu Hakusho, but I don't.
Dear FanFiction Authors,
I am only going to say this once, so listen very, very,closely.
I hold no feelings of affection toward Kurama, he is my comrade. What the hell makes you people think otherwise?
I don't love the detective, any "relationship" between us is purely platonic.
Kuwabara? The oaf? Are you fucking kidding me?! I must say, you "yaoi fangirls" never cease to amaze me.
As for pairings that don't involve me with other men, let me tell you, Yukina is my sister, you sick bastards.
Me and the ferry girl? We hardly even talk to each other, and I'm well aware of the fact she is my polar opposite. But tell me, how does that make us a good couple? Also, I'm pretty sure she's terrified of me. I can't say that I blame her...
Mukuro and I are good friends, and I admire her strength. That does not mean I'm in love with her. She doesn't see me that way either.
As for Keiko, she can run to the detective, or fall off a cliff, for all I care.
Who's Shizuru? The oaf's sister if I'm not mistaken...
And I swear, if I see one more fanfiction with an OC paired up with me, I will unleash the Dragon of the Darkness Flame. I would never fall in love with some Mary-Sue... Whether that be an OC or someone from another anime.
And I am a demon, not an animal, a demon. I do not go into heat! There is no "mating season" among us, what the hell is wrong with you humans? Get your mind out of the gutter.
Sincerely,
Hiei Jaganshi
A/N: I used to like Hiei/OC fic's but now they're just overrated, done too many times, and I'm sick of it.
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