Meet the… Team Fortress 2 Original Characters.
By: Blur the Hedgehog.
Disclaimer: blur the hedgehog does not own team fortress 2. It belongs to its respective owners and subsidiaries.
Summary: This is a collection of one shot stories featuring my own ideas for the as of now nonexistent tenth class. Please enjoy and give me your ideas for a tenth class. If I like it, it will be featured in this fan fic.
This is an OC for Awehouse.
Meet the Kunoichi
"This is a real freaking embarrassment." A teenager clad in blue baseball garments growled out as he appeared in a stark white room. The room had a couple of benches and locker cabinets. There were other people in the room as well. One was a heavy set man with a blue shirt under a black vest and a bandolier of blue bullets. Another was a dark skinned man with an eyepatch and blue jumpsuit under a blast resistant body armor.
"What put the bee in yer bonnet this time?" a blue clad construction worker asked. A man in a blue flame retardant outfit and gas mask laughed at the question.
"Some scarf wearing chick got me killed, that's what happened." The scout growled as he sat down next to a man in a blue doctor's garb. All nine men in the room groaned at that. The team fortress 2 theme song blares out and a sign with the words Meet the Kunoichi appears.
"Give us a briefing about what happened, maggot." A blue clad soldier said as he got into the scouts face.
(Scout's point of view.)
I was running along the map like a blur, bobbing and weaving past bullets and grenades. I hit a homerun on a few reds with my Boston bludgeon. I get to the intelligence room and peak inside and I see nothing in the room. I try my best to imitate spy and sneak through the room to get the Intel without catching anyone's attention. I then grab the briefcase and lamb out of there like a bomb went off. I'm not even a quarter of the way back when I heard someone call out to me and stops me in my tracks.
"Hey handsome," I hear this chick shout at me, "Where are you going?" damn her voice was hot. Then from the shadows, walking with the same hypnotic rhythm as a belly dancer, comes the very definition of boner fuel.
"That is no way to speak about a lady." The spy reprimanded.
Her body looked like a cross between an Olympian track star and gymnast. She wore a form hugging dark red almost black jumpsuit. A red sash was tied around her waist and a red scarf covered her face. I'm pretty sure my mind shut down the moment I looked into those chocolate brown eyes.
"I'm feeling kind of lonely." She said and I could practically feel her cute pout. "You wouldn't mind keeping me company, would you?" all I could do was nod as dumbly as a bobble head. She then puts her arms around me and her head on my chest and my body starts to tingle with electricity. Then she delivers a knee to my groin.
Everyone in the room shared a shudder.
"I cannot believe you fell for that." She chuckled as she steps back with the briefcase. "I guess that is to be expected of hormonal little boys." That's when I notice the needles in her left hand. "He's all yours boys!" she shouts as she kicks me over the railing into a firing squad.
(Third person point of view.)
"That be a right harrowing tale lad." The demo man slurred as he took another swig of skrumpy.
"Little girl just as annoying as little scout." Heavy growled as his first run in with the Kunoichi came back to the front of his mind.
(Heavy's point of view.)
Heavy and Sasha have great time killing reds. Heavy stand guard at control point, shoot anything that wear red. Heavy start feeling bored as mission drag on so heavy start to hum tune from homeland. Heavy then hear someone chuckling from nowhere and think it is little red spy. Heavy then see smoke burst out of air blinding him.
"Who dares?" heavy shouted looking for little man who do trick. Heavy then feel mosquitoes biting him all over arm and neck. Heavy start to feel tired and then feel something hit him on his head.
"I dare!" heavy hear girl say from behind him. Heavy turn and see little red girl standing there holding piece of wood. She smirk and run at heavy holding wood to her side. Heavy shoot at her but she move too fast. She suddenly grab top half of wood and pull. She behind heavy with arm out straight holding long knife.
"You missed." Heavy sneer at little girl only to see knife have blood on it.
"Did I?" she laugh as heavy fall to left and right.
(Third person point of view.)
"It would seem this woman has made fool of us all." The spy said remembering how the Kunoichi was able to not only see him when he was invisible but also outclass his stealthy abilities.
"She is also able to handle multiple opponents at once." The medic stated as he remembered a large group charge his team did a few missions back.
"That girl has more brass in her than soldier has on him." The engineer groaned as the image of the woman using her sword to deflect the bullets from his sentry came back to him.
"Aw you boys say the sweetest things." A female voice spoke out of nowhere. All the men in the room stiffened as the Kunoichi appeared out of thin air. "A girl like to be flattered you know." The Team Fortress 2 theme song blared again showing all the classes standing battle ready. "Another great day's work." She stated walking out of the spawn room drinking one of scout's bonk energy drinks.
Runs half again as fast as a scout. Meaning she is faster than he is.
175 health points.
(Beginning)
Primary: throwing shurikens. These metal stars are great for either crowd control or dealing high damage to a single target.
Secondary: darts. These needle like throwing weapons can be used to slow an opponent down or slowly drain heath out of the target.
Melee: Kanata. This sleek and elegant weapon can be wielded with either a two handed grip or a single handed grip.
Pdf: invisi-watch. Unlike the spy, the watch of the Kunoichi is wrist mounted and looks more like a bracelet.
Possible obtainable weapons:
Kunning Kanata: Mouse2 to switch between sheath mode and draw mode. Can attack during draw mode but cannot switch weapons. Hopping over enemies when in sheath mode gives you crit.
Smoke bomb: Let's you become invisible for a longer period of time and blinds others in the smoke.