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" You what?" She pressed. "Sasuke!" Mikoto exclaimed as she took hold of her small framed child's shoulder staring him down as her eyes burned through him, which scared Sasuke to the point he took a step back.
" I gave her a kiss.." He murmured. Sasuke hung his head low letting his hair cover his sole expression.
His mother kept her serious expression,
" Why?" She shook her head as her child gave her a blank stare. " Why did you kiss her?" She asked with a raised brow expression from before held.
" S-she.." He paused as lowered his head again,
" Why, Sasuke Uchiha?!" His mother again called angrier than before she shook him by his shoulders.
" I like-" They both looked up in union,
" Mikoto-san!" Mrs. Hyuga called her heavy steps echoed in the quiet home and her voice was heard closer as she approached the corner leading into the corridor they sat in at the moment. "Mikoto-" She paused as she caught sight of the two as Mikoto shook Sasuke. " What happened?" She asked quietly as she held her frail tearful child in her grasp.
" Umm.." Mikoto pressed her eyes closed as she stood, " I think Sasuke-" She looked over to him as he kept his gaze low. " may be the reason Hinata was so bewildered, before." Mikoto replied head hung low.
" Why would you think that?" Mrs. Hyuga asked brows knitted in confusion.
" Huh?.." She said as she gripped the bridge of her nose. " He said, he may have-" Mrs. Hyuga gave off a loud chuckle as both Sasuke and Mikoto gave their worrying stares.
" No, no." She said in between gasps of air. " Hinata tripped over a teapot that someone must have left outside." She responded as she began looking in between both the shocked parent and child, " Right, Hinata?" asked as she looked to her weeping child. She gave a curt nod on her mother's chest,
" But-but? He just said he-" Mikoto asked shaking her head, Mrs. Hyuga nodded and winked fairly.
" I know." She mouthed as placing a puffy-faced Hinata down, she looked over at her, " Hush my weeping child.." She stopped instantly, staring up at her mother, "Are you tired?" She asked only for Hinata to lower her head, " Ahh... Yes?" She lowered herself to meet her child's gaze, " Now go on, and find Ko-
She pointed off the left side of the corridor, "and tell him I told him to watch you until I go read to you." Hinata gave another full headed nod. " Kay, now run ahead." She waved Hinata off as the small girl ran around the hall, falling out of view.
" Mrs. Hyuga..." Mikoto said. " I as well should be heading home, Itachi should be home soon-" She said pointing over to Sasuke. Mrs. Hyuga nodded and gave Sasuke a small eye.
" Let me see you out." She said, Mikoto gave her an awkward glare but quickly agreed.
" Yes, please do." She bowed as Sasuke did the same behind her. Mrs. Hyuga shook her head,
" In-laws must not do that." She said Mikoto found her gaze an honest giggle escaped her lips. Still, she turned slowly as she began to walk. Mikoto took hold of Sasuke's hand pulling him along until he gained his mobility and followed behind swiftly.
" Most of the clan is out meeting with each other at their special location.." She explained,
" Oh, your clan has one as well?" Mikoto asked as she walked to her side and she nodded,
" Yes, we part the room in half because.." She shook her head and Mikoto took notice of the silence,
" Yes, I understand," Mikoto said as she looked over at her feet.
" I never liked it.." Mrs. Hyuga scratched her cheek. " Well, no one likes it." She whispered, which Mikoto understood to be for heard only for herself, " But no one, more than Hinata refuses it. She hates the fact that her sister was named a lower class at birth." She sighed, " She'll make a great leader." Mrs. Hyuga said.
" I agree." Mikoto said, " She has a mind, that's what any good leader needs." She said, looking back slightly to see her own child.
" Yes- but she's scared a bit-" Mrs. Hyuga commented. " and she thinks it's a weakness." She replied in a murmur,
" I think not, fear let's you know that you're human," Mikoto said. " And without it, you're just a monster without restrictions." Mrs. Hyuga nodded in approval. Sasuke kept his gaze elsewhere avoiding any recollection of their words.
" I agree." She smiled. " I hope she will grow to believe this as well." Mrs. Hyuga exclaimed a bit out of her quiet and peaceful demeanor but tunefully understood. As they approached the exit. Mikoto took hold of Sasuke preparing for the loud scold she was going to give him later, she bowed to her host as she did back.
" Thank you, Mrs. Hyuga," Mikoto said as she lifted her head and gave Sasuke a glare,
" Thank you, Mrs. Hyuga," Sasuke said, grunting as he crossed his arms.
" I'll see you two next week then?" She asked the two. Sasuke's mouth opened a bit and Mikoto replied,
" You want us back?" She asked confusion written all over her face.
" Of course I do, as does Hinata." She replied but then with a thought, she slowly motioned for Mikoto to approach. " May I tell you something?" She asked as Mikoto approached, waiting for a disapproving scream.
" She's covering for him, as he is for her." She whispered a smirk heard on her lips.
The snow seemed to ease up a bit as she walked, the lights were a muddled color at this distance the town had died down as she approached the north entrance. "He should be heading there." Hinata thought as she saw the large clock that stood over the entrance. The little office that was always supposed to be lit and waiting for anyone entering and leaving was off giving the whole set up an eery feel. Hinata gingerly approached peeking into the office she spoke quietly,
" Izumo-san… Kotetsu-san where are you?" She called in a harsh whisper. No response. She rounded the corner to the entrance poking inside, " Is anyone in here?" She asked hands held close to her mouth. The seats were turned away facing the outside all their paperwork scattered like normal, their plates normal but their absence was an almost never occurrence. It looked like someone had been there but it was strangely quiet for anyone to ever be in there. She turned to the chairs as she took hold of the head cushion and turned it to face her, "Empty" Hinata thought as she approached the next seat she could feel a draft from her spot, her hand trembled as she took hold of the cushion tightly. She bit her lip, " I-I could just use my byakugan?" She thought hesitantly. " That's stupid... If anyone was even-" She laughed at the thought but still her hand shook. Hinata held it for a second, " Okay on the count of three." She thought. " One-" She bit her lower lip, " Two-" She let her nails dig into the seat as she held her breath, " Three-!" She shouted as she threw the seat around,
" Boo." A voice whispered in her ear, letting it's soft breath touch her, Hinata lunged forward.
"Awww!" She shrieked, as she fell head first over the fallen chair.
" Oh? You jumped?" He chuckled, Hinata rolled her eyes, feeling the heat of strangling him too hard, so she scrambled to her feet face flushed in anger,
" Fuck you, go get hit by a car." She mustered in the deepest, and most provoking voice she could muster.
" Careful, I Just might leap-" He gave her a smirk, " into your heart." He winked, as he cocked his head to the side, staring straight at her.
" When I die and give my organs away." She enunciated, fingers clamped together as she stared him down.
" I'm sorry sweetie-" He extended his arms to her, " Did I scare you?" He motioned for her to approach, and comfort her with his body, with a sly grin.
" I would honestly hang myself before ever letting you touch me." She replied, biting the end of her words.
" No Hinata, when we tell our children-" She slammed her hand over his mouth, clamping it shut, as he turned his head slightly smile growing wider under her grip.
" Sasuke, I won't ever have children with you-" She twitched a bit, " as long as the world still spins, and the sky is blue kay?" She eyed him, his eyes pierced through her.
" Mmm-" Hinata lifted a brow mouth pressed as she throws back in horror,
" Ahh!" She called, throwing her hand back, staring at it in horror. " You fucking licked me?!" She exclaimed, pulling up the hand, and showing it to him.
" Wow.." He started, " You taste like vanilla-" He paused pondering, " I didn't know that.." He smiled, as Hinata's steamed with anger.
" You never seem to cease to disgust me." She muttered, shaking her head in disapproval. Hinata stood, eagerly pushing to him.
" Aww! This is how our love story will start-" He lifted a finger, trying to sound more romantic.
" There is no love, there will never be love." Hinata rose her brow in anger, she bit her lower lip,
" That's what we'll tell our firstborn!" He exclaimed.
Sasuke stood by the wall, rubbing the sore side of his right cheek, " You didn't have to punch me.." He winced, as Hinata rolled her eyes back.
" You didn't have to punch me!" Hinata repeated in a teasing tone, she crooked her head, rolling her head in a taunting manner.
" Well, I'm sorry for planning for our future!" He called a bit winier. Hinata gave an awkward smile,
" Look, there's no future between us, no nothing." She replied for what felt like the thousandth time, she bit the inside of her mouth, trying to keep the spew of bad insults in her tongue, and sealed from public ears. " How in the world does anyone find him, attractive?" She asked herself, sure he had looks, but she was told he was "mysterious", and "misunderstood". Hinata always knew better than everyone that all rumors, even the juicy ones were lies, and how in reality what a goof Sasuke really was, but honestly, he couldn't pull out a cool front to impress her? She couldn't stand him, or anything to do with him at all. She wished he would just treat her like the rest, no if, and's, or buts about it. She hated always being criticized for her having more contact with him than anyone, but she knew it was her fault for helping him, or rather him helping her. He wore his typical outside clothes, which shocked her a bit. A long-sleeved black shirt, covered over with a khaki vest, with a leather jacket covering the rest, and a white strapped backpack. She prayed the idiot wore something other than skinny jeans, and to her wish came matching sweats. Her face blanked.
" Why are you wearing women sweats?" She asked, face hallow. He followed her gaze to his pants, a smirk came back to his lips.
" I'm so pleased you were staring at my-" He closed his eyes, sighing with a large smile.
" Was not!" She exclaimed, " But goddammit, wearing women's pants?" She asked, head tilted to the side.
" Oww! Hina-chan?" He shook his head, taking up a few steps, he took up her flowing navy hair sniffing it a bit. "These are for men."
" I will stab you," Hinata replied, with no mercy attached to her voice.
" Yes, yes." Sasuke said, as he let her hair fall to her waist, he smiled faded, " Now-" He coked his head to the side, face hushed from emotion,
"I've seen this before," She thought, face traced with confusion.
" We're on the same mission, right?" He asked, " I think we should head out now." He responded, taking up her arm, he pulled her in. Hinata's eyes enlarged, but before she could protest any further, Sasuke rose a single finger to his lips, " Shh!" He mouthed, and with that he let his Sharingan encompass both his eyes, he pointed to his newly formed vision, as Hinata nodded, in understanding.
" Use your byakugan." She thought, as the veins quickly exposed around her eyes, letting her way through the dark cold, night. She quickly scanned the office, a bit frightened at what she might see. Sasuke stayed next to her, pressing himself behind her, as she scanned the room. He gripped her waist, pulling her back a bit, he brushed her hair from her ear, surprisingly she did not move a muscle, " Did you find something-" She pulled forward,
" I found something." She said, voice loud as she found the use of such on an erry night.
" What?" He whispered in a hushed whisper.
" Come out, I already saw you." She stared at an empty wall, Sasuke rose a brow wondering if he could question her all-seeing eyes.
" Hina-" A puff of smoke exploded in the room, Sasuke gasped for air, desperately he searches for Hinata in the fogged room. He found to hold of something, quickly he reached for a knife, holding it against its neck. Slowly the office cleared of the gray puff, revealing their positions. Hinata stared at Sasuke brow risen in return, hand holding the ear of the young child, Konohamaru.
" Sasuke, please let Moegi go," Hinata asked, as she saw the knife to the teen's neck. Sasuke let out a deep breath and smacked his lips. Letting the girl tumble forward, he bent the knee, patting her back, as she gasped for air.
" I'm so sorry-" Hinata cut him off, as she pulled Konohamaru's ear, causing he almost cried at the pain.
" Ahh!" He screamed as Hinata stood over him.
" Give me the camera." She demanded, releasing the tension a bit.
" There is no camera-" She pulled it again, " Back pocket." He replied, admitting defeat. Hinata looked over, grasping the camera, she through it to the ground. She took no heed, as she hopped on it, making sure to mushed it until she heard the lens crack. Even then, she reached for it, taking up the memory chip.
" There-" She looked over at Sasuke who sat dumbfounded on his knees looking up at Hinata. " Could you please?" She asked Sasuke nodded in response. He sighed, but took up the knife, and cut it straight ahead, letting it land on a post behind her.
" Why'd you break the camera?!" Konohamaru asked as he held it's smashed pieces.
" To teach you something," Hinata said, Sasuke quickly found his feet standing next to her, staring at the still gasping girl.
" What?!" He exclaimed, pointing over to Moegi, " Was that?" He asked, only for Hinata to roll her eyes.
" A lesson on how not to spy on anbu's." She replied simply, walking back over to Moegi, " Can you stand?" Hinata asked, head tilted. Moegi nodded, she lifted herself to her own feet, with Hinata holding her shoulder for support.
" Thank you-" She whispered to Hinata her voice drained, as she flashed Konohamaru a glare, " Told you we shouldn't have!" She proclaimed, hand holding her nearly sliced throat.
" Where's Undon?" Sasuke asked as he looked about the place.
" His mothers," Konohamaru replied, lips still in a pout.
" Why aren't both of you with yours?" Hinata asked, hand over her hip.
" Izumo-san said he'd pay us for standing here and watching the entrance." He responded, giving no other explanation.
" You were taping me, and this loaf-" She pointed to herself, then to Sasuke who gained an increased smirk which made her feel a tap sicker. " Do want to apologize at all?" She asked he sighed,
" Why?" He asked, " I wasn't going to give it out." He murmured, " -but I never knew you two were together-"
" I know right?", Sasuke gave a cheeky grin,
" No, were not." Hinata stomped his glee right then and there, as a frown formed on her lips. " Now, please watch over this place properly, or we'll be forced to watch with you, okay?" She asked.
" I get it!" Konohamaru called, " I won't do it again, promise." He mumbled Hinata eyes fell to the ground,
" Konohamaru, I apologize for my actions, please forgive me." Hinata bowed, her voice serious as she looked at the boy in aw.
" It's-" He rose a brow, " Fine." He murmured, tucking his head into his shirt he took Moegi by her shoulder, and pulled the fallen chair, up, and sat on it. Sasuke lowered his head,
" I'm sorry for almost-" He stopped himself, " hurting you." He corrected himself, Moegi just waved it off,
"I understand." She muttered, lowering her head in shame.
" Now, can we get those forms?" He asked, hands together pleading a bit.
Hinata kept to herself as Sasuke rounded the corner of the office, both kept to themselves as they signed a document Konohamaru gave them.
" Initials there." He pointed to a solid black line under a long paragraph. " And sign full name there." Both took a second to run through the page, Hinata knew this was formality, but honestly, she hated seeing this paper more than she hated rumors. She signed it fast, quickly handing it to Konohamaru. She looked over at Sasuke, who seemed to be staring at the page with deep concentration.
" Sasuke?" He shook his head a bit,
" What?" He asked, turning to Hinata. She noticed his body if she could read his mind she knew what he would say, " Hinata? I-I don't know if I'll come back the same." She pressed her eyes, "Nothing." She said Hinata rubbed her temple, " I'll just.." She shook her head, "Wait over there okay?" She pointed to the entrance, it was a clear 30 ft, smiled and nodded.
" No, wait!" Sasuke called, he quickly scribbled something, and chased after her, as he reached her side. " I'm sorry... You know?" He bit his lower lip, holding the straps of his bag.
" It's fine, okay." Hinata nodded, she bit her upper lip a bit and strained her eyes a bit. " I know..I'll regret this, but-" Hinata sighed, and reached over to catch his long fingers. Sasuke's eyes grew large, mouth hung open, as Hinata kept her gaze forward, face burning in a rosy color. She squeezed his palm,
" Hinata-"
" We'll be back, okay?" She asked, didn't turn to face him, but she kept her hand over his, " This means nothing, okay Sasuke." He scoffed, then chuckled as he squeezed her hand back,
" This means everything." He muttered, she could hear the smile in his voice, but it wasn't a smirk, it was more of a genuine grin.
" Bye lovebirds!" They turned to the two young kids waving them off, Hinata's eyes almost burst,
" Sasuke we have to-" He smirked.
" No, time for the mission, we'll be late-" She took back her hand, and pulled it from his grip, and with a harsh shove she threw him aside,
" Don't ever touch me, again!" Hinata roared, Sasuke allowed her to push to move him, going back he bumped her with his shoulder teasingly as she flushed with anger.
" You touched me Hinata-" Hinata's eyes widened.
To be continued...
Well, it's usually me just rambling down here, so I'll tell some jokes today! Banana, "Hello, ". The apple replied - "Holy...a talking banana". What did the scarf say to the hat? A: "You go ahead, I'll just hang around".What did the lawyer name his daughter?A: Sue. I got all the jokes from here. /big-list .I found this other one on Buzzfeed jokes. Mark, Josh, and Nick were on an exotic adventure within the Amazon. As they were wandering about they crossed paths with a native tribe. The tribe leader was not happy that they were on his land and thought that their trespassing was worthy of death.
However, he gave them option. They were to come back with 10 items of the same fruit. So they all set out and eventually Mark comes back with 10 oranges.
He is then told by the tribal leader that the only way to make it out alive is to shove the fruit up his ass without making a noise. However, if he did make a noise, he would be killed. So he begins to put them up his ass. The first two go in fine but he makes a noise on the third so he was killed.
Josh then comes back with 10 grapes. He easily puts those up his ass and gets all the way to 9 before completely busting up laughing. He was also killed.
When Josh reaches the pearly gates in heaven he is greeted by Saint Peter. Saint Peter said to him, "You were so close to getting away with your life, why couldn't you hold it together for just one more grape?" Josh then replied "I saw Nick coming back with 10 watermelons" I laughed to hard! It's okay guys I have another one!A Brit, a Frenchman, and an America are exploring a remote place in the Amazon and are captured by this tribe.
The chief gives the Brit the option—death or boogaloo. The Brit, not wanting to die chooses boogaloo. At which point the men in the tribe all take turns giving it to the Brit. He limps off into the forest with his pants around his ankles, but alive.
The Frenchman says, "Zat doesn't scare me... have your way with me. I choose boogaloo." The men again give it to their next victim and he survives.
The chief then turns to the American and he says, "Ain't no way I'm going out like that... I choose death." And the men of the tribe start cheering loudly.
The American asks the chief, "Why are they so happy?"
The chief responds, "Death... by boogaloo!" I got these two from kaylayandoli/whats-the-dirtiest-joke-you've-ever-heard#.it30lDQMy I'm sorry if I'm not funny! But hey sometimes I'm out of Ideas, but hey share some scary stories! Oh! Tell me if Sasuke is to Playboy? Yeah, Or is he fine, or should he be a bit meaner? Please let me know what I can do to fix this! Hope you like reading. Please review, follow, or favorite! I like bacon! I'm hungry! Oh, thank you for reading! *Smiles*!-avv90