Chapter 2: Mind Lost
Ah crappy hell its maybe 5-6 years of wandering now. I know I have really lost it now I just found myself talking to my weapons…yeah, isn't that right my shiny little friends? Ah there I go again. Maybe I should introduce you; uh who am I talking to again? Oh well hell, whatever. Anyways my new friends are: this huge zanbatou, this shiny and smooth katana, and this neat, black, super shiny projectile thingy; kyubi says it's a chakra gun but he stopped talking a few years back, said I was more insane than him, but what does he know? Now let me tell you about my friends. One is a huge zanbatou the other is a shiny katana and… what I told you this already? Well then I guess I'll tell you where I found them.
First I got a hold of my zanbatou. This thing is huge. It is about 6ft long, 5 inches wide, and about 2 inches thick weighing in at about 75 pounds. I almost let it sit where it was, but I remembered that mist dude that one eye, pinky, that "stuck up dude", and I fought while going to wave country; if I could master this thing, I would be unbeatable. The biggest drawback to this thing is that it is dangerous, as the previous owner found out. The dude that wielded it was bragging that he stole some legendary sword and couldn't be defeated in battle and killed anyone within fighting distance of the only bridge leaving that country which he commandeered. Unfortunately for him, that country had no knowledge of chakra and jutsus, so a well placed Rasengan scared the hell out of him and he cut himself down with his own sword; an easy acquisition. It took me about a year of playing with using it that I finally got it down quite well which brought me to where I found my Katana.
This katana is a mighty sword; apparently it is another legendary sword. I got this thing about 3 years into my wandering. The dude was some sword master and was able to stop my zanbatou easily with it which amazed me. Strangely enough he agreed to train me in swordsmanship while traveling with a bit. After correcting my stance and motions with the zanbatou, he started to train me with the katana. For some reason after traveling with him for a while, he decided I trained enough under him that I was just right below his level and he passed on the blade saying he was ready to stop fighting knowing his sword was well protected; it's almost like he thought the sword had a personality. In my now educated hands, this weapon moves fast; if I can't over power my enemies with my zanbatou, then this one takes care of them quick and easy.
Now my black super shiny projectile thingy is the coolest thing I've found, I think I got it about 12 years ago, or was it? It was in the wreckage of this huge metal thing that looked like it flew at some point and crashed. When I looked through the ship, I guess that is what it is, I found some neat metal that was super heavy, so I kept them to use as training weights like that strange green guy back home. I walked into some armory where there were many different weapons like mine, but this was the only one made from a chakra absorbing metal. Fuzz boy says that it wasn't intended to be a chakra weapon but it was just coincidentally made from that metal. I say whatever, but it takes a massive amount of chakra to generate the projectile, but since I have fuzzy, I can fire it off about 50 times before I start feeling chakra depletion.
I get the feeling now that I'm getting closer to the ninja nations since the use of chakra is increasing. The downside to that is that I'm now averaging 2 battles per day now. I've killed too many people to actually count in my wandering, but I'm sure I'll get where I'm going, eventually; hopefully I can keep my humanity after I've clearly lost my sanity.
(note: time references in this story will be conflicting since his mind is messed up along with that he is forgetting names of people, like calling kyuubi fuzzy)
... Later