Chapter 2: MLP: FiM Drug PSA
(It's a rather sunny day in Ponyville, and the Mane Six ponies, save for Pinkie Pie, are out for a walk. In fact, the other five ponies are out looking for Pinke Pie)
Twilight: I wonder where Pinkie Pie is.
Rarity: I don't know. You know how she is. She'll probably appear when we're least expecting it.
Twilight: Let's just keep looking.
(They continue looking for a few more minutes when they enter the park. They hear a loud snorting sound behind a tree that scares Fluttershy)
Fluttershy: W-W-What was that?
Twilight: I don't know.
(The snorting noise is heard again)
Applejack: It's sounds like it's coming from behind that tree.
Twilight: Let's go check it out.
(The five ponies decide to go behind the tree and look. When they look behind the tree, they are surprised to see that it's Pinkie Pie snorting lines of cocaine that are on a wooden plank)
Twilight: Pinkie! What are you doing?!
(Pinkie Pie turns around to see her friends there)
Pinkie Pie: Oh, hey guys. What's up?
Twilight: Pinkie? Why do you have cocaine on a plank?
Pinkie Pie: It's not cocaine, it's sugar.
(The other five ponies just look at her as if saying, "Seriously.")
Pinkie Pie: Okay fine, it's cocaine. But it's really cool and fun to do. You should all try some.
Rainbow Dash: There is no way, we're doing that.
Twilight: And you shouldn't be doing that either.
Pinkie Pie: Why not. Everypony else does it. It's cool. You guys just don't understand.
(She's ready to snort another line)
Twilight: But, Pinkie, cocaine can kill you!
(Pinkie Pie stops)
Pinkie Pie: It can?
Applejack: Yes, it can, sugarcube. And the worst part is that no one knows how much it takes for cocaine to actually kill you. Sometimes it's one snort, other times it's more that once.
Pinkie Pie: No one told me that.
Rainbow Dash: We understand that you want to be cool, but is it worth your life?
Pinkie Pie: Now that I think about it…
Fluttershy: And if I'm not mistaken. Drugs can have an effect on the people around you.
Pinkie Pie: H-how so?
Fluttershy: Oh, you know. You might steal money from them just so you can get more drugs, you might pressure them into doing into the drugs themselves. No one will want to be around you if you do drugs. Not to mention, cocaine is illegal. You could go to jail for a very long time. The five of us would never see you again.
Pinkie Pie: Are you serious?
Fluttershy: Yes.
Rarity: But wait, there's more. If cocaine doesn't kill you, the long term effects will have a drastic effect on your body.
Pinkie Pie: Like what.
Rarity: Where do we begin. Well, your organs, such as heart, kidneys, and lungs can get damaged.
(Pinkie Pie is scared)
Rainbow Dash: Tooth decay worse than if you eat too many sweets without brushing your teeth.
(Pinkie is even more scared)
Applejack: Your reproductive system will get damaged, so you can't have kids of your own.
(Pinkie can't take it anymore)
Twilight: And not to mention…
Pinkie Pie: OKAY, STOP!
(Her friends just look at her as Pinkie takes the plank and cocain, and throws it in the trash)
Pinkie Pie: I don't want any of that happening to me. I'm sorry. I just wanted to be cool like everyone else. I didn't know being cool would come at a price like this.
Twilight: We understand.
Applejack: Just promise us that you'll never do any kind of drug ever again.
Pinkie Pie: I promise. Can you all just come here?
(The six hug each other)
Twilight: We're proud of you, Pinkie.