Chapter 3: The Toad Patrol PSA
(Deep in the grassy fields lays a blunt of marijuana. It appears to be in good condition, and it's just laying there. Fur Foot, Shaggy Mane, and Panther Cap are walking by to check it out)
Fur Foot: Whoa. Look at this.
Panther Cap: What do you think it is?
Fur Foot: I don't know, but it sure is big. (Sniff) And smells funny.
(Fur Foot turns to Shaggy Mane)
Fur Foot: Hey, Shaggy Mane. What would you call this?
Shaggy Mane: Normally, I'd make up a name for something I don't know. But this, I know exactly what it is. It's marijuana.
Panther Cap: Mari-what?
Shaggy Mane: Marijuana. It's a highly addictive drug that stompers enjoy smoking. When people say things about doing grass, Mary Jane, a fatty, ganja, or joint, they're usually referring to this drug
Fur Foot: Why do they smoke it?
Shaggy Mane: For many reasons. To unwind, curiosity, peer pressure, escapism, just to name a few. But it doesn't matter the reason. Smoking marijuana is a bad thing to do.
Panther Cap: Why is it so bad?
Shaggy Mane: For one thing, marijuana is very addictive, meaning that once you start, you cannot stop. If you don't stop smoking it, you are really in for it. Marijuana can kill you because contains about 50% to even 70% more cancer causing substances than tobacco smoke. You won't be able to think straight or retain memories because your mind will be heavily affected by the drug. You'll get lazy. You'll damage your lungs. And you can get arrested if it is used or sold illegally. Unless you have glaucoma, don't smoke this stuff. You'll forever regret it.
Panther Cap: (Shivers) I don't think I like this stuff.
Shaggy Mane: Good. Come on, let's get out of here. I think we've seen enough.
(The three leave)
Fur Foot: Hey, Shaggy.
Shaggy Mane: What?
Fur Foot: Just out of curiosity, how do you know all of this stuff.
Shaggy Mane: Don't ask me, as the writer of this PSA.