Chapter 5: Kid Icarus Uprising PSA

(In Viridi's Sanctuary, Viridi is just sitting outside in her garden smoking some marijuana)

Viridi: This just hits the spot.

(Just then, She hears Pit arriving at the sanctuary. He's talking to Arlon at the front door)

Pit: Hey Arlon, do you know where Viridi is?

Arlon: Yes, Master Pit. She's just on her break in the garden.

Pit: Great, thanks.

(Viridi hears him coming and she places the blunt under her foot. Pit enters the garden with a basket full of vegetables for her)

Pit: Viridi, Lady Palutena wanted me to deliver some vegetables for you. She heard that you were going to make a salad and she figured that be nice and…

(He smells the scent of marijuana)

Pit: Hey, Viridi. Do you smell that?

Viridi: Smell what?

(Pit starts to notice that the smell is coming from Viridi's foot)

Pit: Can you lift your foot? The smell is coming from there.

Viridi: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't smell anything.

(Pit lift her up)

Viridi: HEY, PUT ME DOWN YOU DUMB LITTLE ANGEL!

(Pit sees the squashed marijuana blunt and puts her down)

Pit: This is marijuana. Viridi, are you smoking this?

Viridi: No.

Pit: Don't lie to me.

Viridi:….Okay fine. I smoke it, so what. Marijuana is made from materials from nature. Something that every Goddess of Nature should smoke.

Pit: But Viridi…

Viridi: I know what you're going to say. Marijuana is unhealthy, blah, blah, blah. You don't have to worry. Remember that I'm a goddess. I won't be affected by it.

Pit: Okay, you have a point. You're a goddess, so if you get any health issues like lung cancer or heart problems caused by marijuana, you can just use your power to make it go away. But humans don't have the powers that gods have. Doing drugs can be fatal to them.

Viridi: Who cares about the humans?

Pit: The gods need humans for prayer. I'm pretty sure you have followers that look up to you. Not to mention there are a lot of people playing our game, and I think you should set a good example for everyone by not using drugs.

Viridi: Hmm. I guess you make a valid point. Fine, I'll get rid of this marijuana if it means being a good role model.

(Viridi throws the blunt away)

Pit: Good job, Viridi. This will be better for everyone, you'll see. Well, I'd better get out of here. Palutena will be wondering where I am.

(He gives Viridi the vegetables)

Viridi: Okay, goodbye, Pit. Oh, but before you go.

Pit: Hmm?

Viridi: (Grabs his ear and speaks in a threatening tone) If you tell Palutena, or anyone else that we know, about me doing marijuana, I'll see to it that your head is be my next garden ornament.

Pit: Got it.

(With that, Pit flies off)