HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY TO ME
Chapter .6.
The returnees awake up each had, had a long day yesterday shopping. Harry had informed them that they will be meeting the teachers off all schools today. They always came days early to get prepared and have a full meeting of the staff.
"I wonder who we get the pleasure of meeting today", Fred says as they follow Bellatrix
"Everyone who teaches from all schools. They arrived this morning. They should be in the staff meeting room by now", Bellatrix says hitting the button for level 63
"So is our Arch-Headmaster there?" Cedric asks
"Yes he is already there with Katie. This way", Bellatrix says as they get off the elevator
They come to a statue of Merlin.
"Excalibur", Bellatrix says to the statue
The statue moves aside. And they go in it was already full of adults. Drinks were on the table and so was some food. Everyone turns as they enter and applause greets them.
"Great to have you back", Hagrid says coming over and hugging the women and clapping the men's back
"Thank you Hagrid. How is the new wand?" Albus asks
"Cherry Wood and Unicorn Hair 19 ½ inches. Best wand I have had", Hagrid says showing his wand off proudly
"Good for you Hagrid", Sirius says
"Remus, Tonks would you like to meet your son?" Harry asks from sitting at the head of the table
"Yes please", Tonks says
A tall man with turquoise hair comes up smiling.
"I am Teddy Remus Lupin. I am 30", Teddy says
"My Teddy how you have grown", Tonks says crying and hugging him
"Your our grandson?" Andromeda asks
"Your my Grandma Andromeda and Grandpa Ted Tonks right? I have only seen pictures", Teddy says
"That's right. You can just call us Grandma and Grandpa", Andromeda says
"I kind of call Grandma Bellatrix that. Since Harry is like a father to me and she is his mother. We will see how it goes", Teddy says, "This is my wife Victoire Gabriella Weasley-Lupin"
"Pleasure to meet you. I should tell you I was born on May 2nd 1999. So I am only a year younger then Teddy. It is nice to meet hero's such as yourselves", Victoire says
"Nice to meet my daughter-in-law", Tonks says hugging Victoire
"You too Mrs Lupin. Welcome back", Victoire says
"Please just call me Tonks", Tonks says
"Ok. Hello Father-in-law. It is great to meet you", Victoire says
"It is nice to meet you too Victoire", Remus says
"Can we start this meeting? We can make introductions along the way", Harry says
"Of course Arch-Headmaster Pa", Teddy says with a smirk
"Just sit down Teddy", Harry says with a sigh, "Everyone take a set"
Once everyone had taken their seat the returnees realise how many different species there were.
"Now for the new teachers who don't know our system. We start with Day-Care first. Head of Day Care is Hannah Abbott-Woods, then we have Amanda Diggory, Kylie Jay who is a Squib, Rustin Smith who is also a Squib, Opal and Jade Tonks who are both Muggles, Robin Horbs a Squib, Rosalie and Jasper Hills both Muggles, Mystic Zabini-Longbottom, Marlene Quill, Trecia Snape-Pickerson, Lynn Quill, Lilith Weasley and Milary who is a faerie. They all work at Hogwarts Day-Care Centre. Any questions for them?" Harry asks
"Do you just do the days?" Lily asks
"We start at 5am and we go to midnight", Hannah Abbott-Woods says, "Basically 24 hours service. Some of the older kids in Hogwarts earn a bit of money baby-sitting"
"You're a Snape?" Severus asks Trecia
"Yes Grandfather I am", Trecia says smiling
"How old are you?" Severus asks curious
"I am 25 born in 2003. Welcome back", Trecia says
"Do you have any kids?" Severus asks
Trecia smirks, "Worried about being a Great-Grandfather?"
"No. I just want to know if I am. I have only been alive a few days. Now I know I have a granddaughter. I missed so much so I want to make up for it", Severus says
"Well Great-Grandfather I have 3 children. Judith Mary Pickerson who was born in 2023 and is 5, Chloe Cheyenne Pickerson who was born in 2025 and is 3 and a newborn Christi Belle born early this year", Trecia says
"Grandfather Harry how is that suiting you?" Sirius chuckles
"I think I have handled it pretty well considering the number of children we have", Harry says looking at Katie
"How many do you have?" Severus asks
"That's a secret. For now", Harry says smirking
"Tonks are you two related to me?" Ted asks
"Yes we are your nieces. Your brother Kyle is our father and his wife Lilly", Opal Tonks says
"Welcome back", Jade says smiling
"Now do all of you have the supplies to make it through first term?" Harry asks them
"We still need to stock up. So our usual grant from you would be great", Hannah Abbott-Woods
"Of course here is your grant for the term", Harry says handing over a check, "Remember Day Care opens in two days. So buy these supplies after this meeting"
"Will do", Hannah Abbott-Woods
"Now Hogwarts Primary School. Would everyone introduce themselves to our new teachers? We will start with potions", Harry says
"You already know I am Katie Bell-Snape easy potions teacher and Deputy Headmistress", Katie says from her place next to Harry
"I am Tayla Ferguson-Weasley I am a werewolf and I am also easy potions teacher", Tayla says
"Which Weasley are you married too?" Fred asks
"Your son Shawn. We have 4 children so you're a grandfather. Nice to meet you father-in-law", Tayla says
"Does my son or grandchildren have the prankster genes?" Fred asks
"Yes they do. But some don't so please don't corrupt them", Tayla says
"Can't make any promises daughter-in-law", Fred says grinning
Tayla groans but doesn't comment.
"I am Kaylee Timber I am a squib and I teach etiquette", Kaylee says
"I am Matt Cent I am a muggle-born wizard and I teach maths", Matt says
"I am Caleb Trent I am Half-Veela and I also teach maths", Caleb says
"I am Matthew Fountain I am a squib who teaches primary gym", Matthew says
"I am Lukas James I am a Muggle I also teach gym", Lukas says
"Hello Dad. I am Sarai Snape-Weasley married to George Weasley I am one of the art teachers", Sarai says hugging Severus
"Did you have to marry one of the twins?" Severus asks
Sarai laughs, "It was love at first sight. I am very glad you are all back"
"Hello sister in law", Fred says smiling
"Hello brother in law. Your brother is very pleased to have you back. And the kids can't wait to meet their Uncle Fred", Sarai says
"How many children do you have Sarai?" Severus asks his daughter
"George and I have 10 children", Sarai replies
"George got busy", Fred says
Sarai laughs, "Many families after the war had lots of children. Harry probably has the most though"
"Still not going to tell us?" Sirius asks his godson
"No. It is a surprise for later. Now lets continue", Harry says
"I am Max Ranger I am a Muggle and I teach Art", Max says
"I am Daniel Book I am a werewolf and I teach history", Daniel says
"I am Pearl Bay I am a born-vampire and I teach history", Pearl says
"I am James De'Stacey I am a squib and I teach French", James De'Stacey says
"You already know I am Victoire Weasley-Lupin I teach French", Victoire says from next to Teddy
"Do you have any kids Teddy? Victoire?" Tonks asks
"Yes we do. 11. One is a newborn", Teddy replies
"I am a grandmother", Tonks says, "When do I get to meet them?"
"Soon", Teddy laughs
"I am a Great-Grandmother", Andromeda says, "Ted you're a Great-Grandfather!"
"This will take some time to get used too", Ted says
"I have to get used to being a Grandfather", Remus says
"Grandfather Moony. Love it!" Sirius says clapping Remus on the back
They laugh.
"I am Russell Jimcity I am a squib and I teach science", Russell says
"I am Sally Weastfields I am a Muggle and I teach science too", Sally says
"I am Jay Pickerson I am a Muggle and I teach geography", Jay says
"I am Sarah Dickson I am a squib and I also teach geography", Sarah says
"I am Astoria Greengrass-Thomas and I teach English", Astoria says
"I am Leah Jagger and I am a Muggle and I teach English too", Leah says
"I am Madaline Titen-Hagrid and I am half-giant. I teach Care of Muggle and Magical Creatures", Madaline says
"I am Luna Lovegood-Longbottom. I also teach Care of Muggle and Magical Creatures. I am married to Neville", Luna says
"I am George Tomas I am a squib and I teach Primary Ancient Runes", George Tomas says
"I am Rikki Kaelea Snape-Finch-Fletchley. I am 22 years old. I am Harry Snape's daughter. I have two children", Rikki says, "I also teach Ancient Runes"
"Nice to meet you Rikki", Severus says to his granddaughter
"You too Grandfather. It is actually an honour to meet all of you", Rikki says smiling
"I am Aries Jordan-Snape. I married into the Snape family. I teach Dance", Aries says, "I have 5 children which are Harry's grandchildren"
"Are you Lee Jordan's daughter?" Fred asks
"Yes I am. It is great to meet a friend of my Dad's. Welcome back", Aries says smiling
"I am Lara Wells I am a Muggle and I teach Dance as well", Lara says
"I am Patton Parris half-blood and I teach primary Herbology", Patton says
"I am Symon Temple and I am a squib and I also teach primary Herbology", Symon says
"I am Aiden Longbottom. Son of Neville and Luna Longbottom. I also teach primary Herbology", Aiden says
"I am Audrey Lindell and I am a squib and I teach music", Audrey says
"I am Trinity East and I am a Muggle and I also teach music", Trinity says
"I am Evangelina Highmoon-Weasley I am a Fey. I am married to Robert Weasley who is Sarai and George Weasley's son. We have 4 children. I also teach music", Evangelina says
"I am Kate Dotson I am a Muggle and I teach writing and spelling", Kate Dotson says
"And I am Jonathan Scottson I am half-giant and I also teach writing and spelling", Jonathan says
"Now that is all the primary school teachers. And you all nearly set for the start of year?" Harry asks them
"We are nearly set", Luna says
"I agree", Katie says
"Ok. Now Hogwarts classes and teachers. Now returnees I gave you the wrong list of courses and teachers. The one I gave you was an old one say with what students come here. This is the improved
Classes Hogwarts 11-17
Class Numbers: 130
Accounting: Belgum Clide (Psi-Vampire), Joy Manning (Emphatic Vampire)
Architectural Design: Mia (Demigod), Sky Nate (Vampire), Ragnook (Goblin), Balin (Fey)
Advanced Astronomy: Mystic Tide (Muggle)
Advanced Care of Magical Creatures: Hagrid
Advanced Charms: Teddy Lupin
Advance Defence: Bellatrix Black, Curtis McHarold, Remus Lupin (Werewolf)
Advanced English: Leah Noble (Squib)
Advanced Herbology: Neville Longbottom
Advanced History: Hermione Granger-Malfoy
Advanced Maths: Mikel Rodgers (Muggle)
Advanced Potions: Draco Malfoy
Advanced Transfiguration: Adriana Dumbledore
Alchemy: Jazym Cott, Trad Cross
Algebra: Sandy Kirk (Muggle)
Ancient Languages: Maxwell Radar (Dwarf)
Ancient Magic: Sylba Black, Albus Dumbledore
Ancient Music: Trudy Crost (Fey), Catalina (Vampire)
Ancient Runes: Percy Weasley, Lucy Weasley, Brian Lupin
Arthimacy: Tracey Davis-Snape, Molly II Weasley, Anise Snape-Creevey
Art: Laura Jackson (Squib), Iliana Longbottom
Astronomy: Edith Macmillan-Malfoy, Robert Weasley, Plegyrus (Centaur)
Battle's & Wars: Trace Suszy, Xavier Wax (Squib), Tiprock (Goblin), Ferguson July (Muggle), Severn (Born Vampire)
Biology: Molly Tyler (Squib), Edger Smith (Muggle)
Business Studies: Lewis Griffin (Disabled), Anthony Smithton (Muggle)
Care of Fey Creatures: Ebbie Goldenpearl (Fey), Tidal Sundrew (Fey)
Care of Magical Creatures: Hagrid (Half Giant), Olympia Hagrid (Half Giant)
Care of Muggle Creatures: Lindsey Hopper (Squib), Jason Mill (Muggle)
Charms: Teddy Lupin, Sally Sawson, Fred Weasley
Child Rearing: Temperance Smith (Squib), Jarrod Yets (Wizard), Edith Betts (Muggle), Pimpinella Days (Fey).
Chinese: Chao Chang (Squib), Cho Chang-Cattermole
Citizenship: Mira Coats (Muggle), Barry White
Cooking: Susan Bones-Potter, Laura Masen-Cresswell (Muggle) and Winky (House Elf)
Computing: Maya Jade (Disabled), Elea Piece (Squib)
Construction: Derrick Zax (Squib), Xavier Mellow (Werewolf), Jaya Mead
Councillor: Logan Snape, Katherine-Thomas-Snape, Warrick Debans (Werewolf), Melinsa Peace (Squib), Jemima Snape-Finnigan, Jackson Finnigan, Rosalind Catplume (Fey), Blayze (Born-Vampire)
Crafts: Sara Logan, Lara Macy (Squib), Christopher Jameson (Muggle)
Culinary Arts: Susanne Earth (Muggle)
Cultures: Lance Baker, Cherette Debans (Werewolves), Ragnok (Goblin)
Curse Breaker: Bill Weasley, Jodi Caller, Cedric Diggory
Creative Writing: Megan Stuart (Born-Vampire), Naevi Walter (Muggle)
Dance: Mary Sue (Squib), Ryan Bines (Muggle), Erissa Dayfly (Fey)
Danish: Curtuis Jase (Disabled Muggle)
Debate: Leon Jance (Muggle), Fry Smith (Squib), Gabriel Johnas (Wizard)
Defence Against the Dark Arts: Tonks & Philip Snape (Born Vampire) & Nevaeh Snape
Digital Arts: Samantha Table (Muggle)
Divination: Firenze (Centaur) Iepos (Centaur), Shyla Grassybell (Fey)
Drives Safety: Shaun Cooks (Squib), Meredith Ellis (Muggle), Miranda Spartan (Vampire)
Dutch: Ferdi Carmall (Squib)
Earth Science: Seth Clear (Muggle)
Egyptian: Nefertiti Seti (Witch)
Engineering: Stephan Rate (Muggle), Alex Luken (Squib)
English: Charles Potter, Marii Copa, Lily Potter
Entrepreneurship: Lilith Samson (Muggle), Nessie Xavier (Werewolf), Harold Walter (Squib_
Fashion: Selena Ward-Snape, Selene Ward
French: Fleur Delacour-Weasley, Mercy Evernight (Squib)
Financial Management: Zander Malfoy, Jackson Time (Squib)
Fine Art: Ellyis Tyson (Muggle)
Flying Instructor: Oliver Wood, Braxton Snape and Marcus Lupin
Forensic Science: Copper Maths (Muggle)
Game Design: Ethan Wate (Muggle)
Genealogy: Nate Rettop (Squib), Lola Zax
Geography: Mandy Hagrid-Snape (Half Giant), Lukas Miller (Disabled)
Geometry: Franklina Vin (Muggle)
German: Frank Longbottom
Gobbledygook: Snowshark (Goblin), Megzy (Goblin), Danrax (Goblin)
Gothic Literature: Tasmana Short
Government: Sally Jane (Muggle), Harold Wrist
Greek: Simon Dent (Squib), Aaren James (Wizard)
Gym: Dean Thomas, Georgia Carter (Squib), Natalee Spot, Alfred Cattermole, Damion Moro (Muggle)
Healing: Annie Shackbolt, Betty Smith, Luken Peterson, Julie Snape (Born Vampire), Max Wells
Hebrew: Mary David (Squib), Zina Milss (Muggle)
Herbology: Neville Longbottom, Xaria (Dryad), Xavia (Dryad)
History of Fey: Stardust Moonheart-Weasley
History of Magic: Alice-Black-Longbottom, Larysa Malfoy, Laura Kell (Werewolf)
History of Magical Creatures: Ella (Dwarf), Islaa lovall (Werewolf), Zeexeka (Goblin), Xatri (Dryad)
History of Muggles: Hermione Granger-Malfoy, Bethany Lovell (Muggle)
Hospitality: Renya Hyell (Muggle), Benjamin Ethen (Squib), Arron Sinclair (Pain-Vampire)
Image Design: Haya Meyer (Muggle)
Indian: Chaya Bakshi (Muggle)
Indonesian: Batari Wild (Disabled: Muggle), Iskandar Kuwat (Squib)
Interior Design: Robin Corper (Muggle), Ayanna Islandtail (Fey),
Italian: Jacob Littlesea (Muggle)
Japanese: Akio Honda (Wizard)
Journalism: Natalee Riley
Korean: Hanuel Gi (Muggle)
Latin: Severus Snape II, Jamie Winters, Lara Ola
Law: Lucy Meadows (Werewolf), Dirk Cresswell II, Jasmine Fields (Muggle)
Legends: Nesmayallindra Highfall (Faerie), Alfred Dumbledore
Liberal Arts: Ainslee (Fey), Morgan (Muggle), Meghan (Squib)
Life Skills: Dandelion Sonal (Muggle), Solar Time (Wizard)
Marketing: Navon Oliver (Lycanthrope), Nerrina Dikson (Disabled)
Maths: Vincent Banks (Squib), Ted Tonks, Layla Bansh (Muggle)
Mechanics: Chase Ride (Muggle), Dacey Pearl (Squib)
Media Studies: Georga Jones (Muggle), Tony Evans (Squib)
Music: Susssanna Autumn (Faerie), Debora Tones (Werewolf), Reanna James-Entwhistle (Muggle)
Muggle Self-Defence: Mark Dixon, Joseph Dixon and William Dixon (Squib: Army Officer)
Muggle Studies: Justin Finch-Fletchley, Harpy Call (Muggle)
Mythology: Abegail Jonas (Squib), Despina Metaxas (Muggle) Gus Pachis (Born-Vampire)
Nutrition and Wellness: Jupiter Tyler (Muggle), Lilyanna Skye (Squib)
Parselmagic/Animal Speaking: Polly Victor (Faerie)
Persian: Leyla Mahin (Witch), Mirza Musa (Muggle)
Personal Hygiene: Jackson Morning (Faerie), Lunna Morning (Faerie)
Personal, Social, Health ED (PSHE): Vance Tibbs, Miley Kite (Squib), Justin Beaver (Squib), Kevin
Entwhistle
Photography: Colin Creevey II, Dianna Bela (Squib)
Physical Science: Perseus James (Squib), Percival James (Squib)
Physics: John Manly (Muggle), Dav Lukin (Muggle)
Politics: Daniele Walter (Witch), Danny Walter (Muggle)
Potions: Draco Malfoy, Oliver Wood II, Dirk Cresswell III, Severus Snape
Programming: Steven Hawkin (Disabled)
Psychology: Terry Tott (Muggle)
Public Speaking: Allie Tories (Disabled Muggle)
Religious Studies: Pastor Tyler Patterson (Muggle) Gianni Maxwell (Ghost)
Rituals: Hank Hammond, James Potter
Sewing: Lavender Brown-Finch-Fletchley
Sigh Language: Valley Tale (Squib), Alicu Xaver (Muggle)
Spanish: Nevaeh Snape-Zabini
Spell Creation: Blaise Zabini, Sirius Black
Tourism: Diva Lady (Incubuse Vampire), Abraham Cole (Wizard), Deryck Arrow (Fey)
Traditions: Narcissa Malfoy, Aurora Greengrass, Andromeda Tonks
Transfiguration: Ariana Dumbledore, Nate Bickel, Minerva
Vet Studies: Rasha Vice
Wandlore: Zander Black-Johnson
Warding: Billi Nettle, Nayeli June, Elma Ryan
Web Design: Embry Caller
World Literature: Holly Missle (Disabled Squib)
Woodwork/Metal Work: Terence Cade (Squib)
Zoology: Tristian King (Squib), Sammi Nun (Muggle)
Zulu: Xolani (Wizard), Zola (Muggle)
3D Art I and II: Clara Smith (Muggle), Dennis Floor (Squib)
"128 classes? Do you fill them all?" Albus asks
"Yes we do. This is the list of students types. I gave you the wrong list the other day", Arch-Headmaster Harry says, "And how many there are of each"
Races
Abroad Students: 4,857
Angels: 50
Born-Vampires: 300
Centaurs: 20
Demigods: 250
Demons: 50
Disabled/Special Needs: 134
Dryads: 80
Dwarfs: 40
Elementals: 100
Elemental Vampires: 120
Fauns: 160
Fey: 821
Gargoyles: 100
Ghosts: 40
Gnomes: 30
Goblin: 120
Half-Blood: 990
Half-Giant: 42
Half/Goblin: 67
Half-Sirens: 10
Incubuse Vampires: (Feed of Thoughts): 130
Lycanthrope (Werewolves that change at will): 111
Muggles: 900
Muggle-Born: 1,168
Nymph (Fire/Water/Earth and Air): 100
Pain-Vampires (Feed of Pain): 100
Part-Veela's: 97
Pixies: 88
Psi-Vampires (Feed of Life Force): 80
Pure-Blood: 170
Shape-Shifters: 100
Squibs: 767
Satyrs: 45
Vampan (Cut the person and only drink a little bit): 67
Vampires: 63
Veela: 240
Werewolves (Full control of their Minds): 135
Werewolves (Who lose control of there minds): 99
Wolf-Folk: 359
Total: 13,200 (Will be 15,000 when school year begins)
"That's a lot of students", Minerva says
"We have opened it up to everyone now", Katie says
"We also have 40 Career Councillors, 50 Mental Health Councillors, 70 Medi-Witches and Wizards, and 60 Caretakers", Harry says, "These are the activities we offer. The full list is what I am giving you now. Not the old list"
Archery
Baseball
Badminton
Basketball
Book Club
Bowling
Cappella
Chess Club
Computer Club
Creative Writing
Cycling
Cheerleading
Dance Club
Diving Team
Drill Team
Duelling
Familiar Club
Fencing
Fishing Club
Girl Guides
Gymnastics
Hockey
Ice Skating Club
Knitting Club
Math Team
Media Club
Modelling
Netball
Poetry Club
Polo
Occlumency Club
Outing Club
Quidditch Teams
Robotics Club
Rugby
Running
Science Club
School Paper
Scouts
Scuba Club
Soccer
Study Club
Student Council
Swimming
Tennis
Trivia Club
Volleyball
Wrestling
Yoga Club
"You have done really well with the school", Albus says
"Thank you. All clubs met once or twice a week", Bellatrix says
"So where besides our classes can we help out?" Lily asks
They discuss things with all the other teachers. Soon they break up for lunch in the Great Hall. The house elves had put out the food. Everyone was talking about the pros and cons of the new school. When the Great Hall doors open and there stood…
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