Chapter 6: Psycho Dad PSA
(Note: I know McJuggerNuggets is a Web Show, but I couldn't resist. Also this has some strong language)
(Jeffrey Ridgway Sr., A.K.A Psycho Dad, is carrying an Xbox One and a sledgehammer to the middle of the driveway)
Jeff Sr.: Okay, I just want to show you all something so you get the general idea. This Xbox One, is your brain. This sledgehammer is drugs.
(He places the Xbox One down in the drive way and hits it hard with the hammer, breaking it. He points at the broken Xbox One)
Jeff Sr.: This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
(Jesse Ridgway, his video game enthused son, notices this)
Jesse: Uh, yeah? Why did you have to BREAK MY XBOX ONE!
Jeff Sr.: Jess, I was only trying to teach the reader not to do drugs.
Jesse: You don't have to destroy my fucking video games to do it.
Jeff Sr.: In all fairness, you spend way too much time playing games, and less time being outside your room and getting a job.
Jesse: YOUTUBE IS A JOB, DAD!
Jeff Sr.: Don't give me that Jess. Seriously what ails you?
(The two go inside where they continue their argument)