Before I begin, this story has, as of this writing, this has a crap ton of views... That is... wow, just wow... Thank you, this is really cool. Enough of this sappy stuff, we're here to watch our favorite midget question his morals and probably his sexuality, though I don't see that happening
I'm so sorry for the absence.. but it's been one hell of a two month period... ugh... *sees 'Another case'* whoa...
Disclaimer: I did it once, never again...
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Fullmetal alchemist: Story time
{3rd person p.o.v.}
Edward slept soundlessly on the floor, dreams of the past fill his subconscious. Not even any nightmares, truly peaceful. He seriously didn't want to move... *poke poke* He opened one eye to see Haruhi in her school uniform, looking down on him, he grumbled "What is it?..."
She shrugged "We have school today, so get up." "Correction: You have school. It's been a couple of years since I legitimately went to school." He yawns, laying down on the floor.
A couple of years since then? Was she to believe that?.. "What? Was it too hard for you?" She teased "Quite the guarantary, too easy I would put it." He yawns "And why would I want to deal with paper work and stuff like that?..."
Okay, he really does make no sense "Come on, we have to serve guests again today, remember?" Edward groaned, yeah he remembered... he wish it was just an insane delusion like usually... "Yeah, I remember... " He stood up and got ready
They left, while Ranka was listening to their conversation "Guests?.. What did she mean by that?..." Then he received a phone call
The day was positively average, Haruhi did her schoolwork while Edward leisurely explored ouran academy. He would get many looks by the many students of the academy, especially the girls, unknowingly increasing the interest for the host club.
Haruhi began doing her studies in the library, which were really taxing on her brain, she sighed "Ugh..." "That kind of work will kill someone after a while, you know?" She turned to see the familiar red and gold of her new friend/roommate "I have been here for a while... maybe I should call it in for today.." She sighed, 'Mom, this is harder than I thought..'
Edward shrugged "Let's see what our mentally challenged bosses have in store for us..." they walked to the music room and began to feel extremely hot, they blinked as they opened the door "...what the fuck..."
The room was decorated with exotic palm trees and bushes, holding exotic flowers with animals in all of the open area. The host club stood in the center, all in tropical clothing adorned with beads and jewelry "Welcome" they said with smiles, Haruhi and Edward just stared in disbelief 'can you see this from heaven mom? This was the club I was forced to join...' a toucan fell and landed on her head, taking her out of her thoughts 'Mom.. Al... Winry... maybe even hohenheim... catch this bullshit I have to put up with...'
Roses engulf the screen and as the petals flew away, text appeared being narrated by Edward
(The job of the fullmetal host)
Edward looked at Haruhi "Hey... wasn't it spring the last time I checked?..." she threw the bird off her head "Yeah... " "Then where did all these trees come from!"
Tamaki stood and began spinning around, posing with a fan in his hand "Huddling under a kotatsu table fearing the cold is nonsense! And besides, the heating system we have is..." dramatic pause... "The best!" They scoffed...
Kyoya smiled behind his clipboard "Do you have a problem with the way we work our club, you two? But do watch what you say, you both owe a substantial amount of money you owe us, remember?"
Haruhi shuttered, remembering the broken vase. Edward groaned in pain, remembering the destruction of the suou mansion foyer. Speak of the devil, Tamaki wave his fan "Gentleman don't bulk up in heavy clothing, it may be chilly out there in the real world but here at the club, we want to surprise our chilly little kittens with a warm tropical paradise." While this was said, Hikaru and kaoru kept posing with each other with honey riding mori's shoulders around the forest area.
Tamaki placed his hands on the newest hosts shoulders, smiling "We've turned this place into nirvana! A balmy tropical island of everlasting summer!" He took his hands off and raised them to the sky, Haruhi scoffed "funny, I just felt a massive chill..." "this mother..."
Edward sighed "This is just getting way too hot..." The temperature was getting extremely warm, so he removed his red coat and opened his jacket to let his body breathe.
(Aka, how he looked during the second half of the 2003 anime, brotherhood colors)
He sighed when he heard a peculiar piece of information "-oh yes, I almost forgot to mention to you lady's, the ouran host club is sponsoring a party." Edward raised his brow "A party? Well shit..." He was never good at party's, especially ones that didn't concern family or friends. During banquets for the military when he is forced to go by mustang and the lieutenant, he always found a way to escape and read alchemical research, waiting for when they can go. He would usually be scolded for it, but he also liked making musty lose his hair, stressing about it.
He shook his head, knowing these morons, it wouldn't be a dried up snorefest with dancing "What kind of party will be?" He turned his head towards a pair of girls talking with Hikaru and kaoru "Is it going to be formal?" Hikaru smiled "Yes, and in fact, we rented the school's largest hall.-" "It will be the perfect place for dancing." Kaoru continued then the twins proceeded to do their usual stïck
'Oh truth damn it...' Edward deflated, seems he just jinxed himself... again. "The guests seem to be more worked up than usual, it seems.." He looked off to see Haruhi and Kyoya in front of a minibar, Kyoya wrote in his notebook while not looking up "Showing a bit of skin does proves popular with the ladies." Edward raised a brow "Lemme guess, your idea?"
"I have no decision making authority, all the club's policies have been laid out by the club's king, Tamaki.." He smiled as he pushed up his glasses "But, there's no harm to admitting to casually slipping a Bali photo book onto his desk"
Haruhi stared while Edward adopted a thinking pose "So you pull the strings and the blond pompous punk does as command?" Kyoya smiled "I wouldn't put it like that, but I would say I had a helping hand." Edward recoiled 'So he is the true mastermind, eh?.. have to watch my back, or else he might...um... do something bad? I got no possible leads where this could end badly on me.. at least with my life concerning..'
Kyoya fixed his glasses and looked at his clipboard "Haruhi, you have a group all by yourself. Edward, you have a group wanting to continue storytime, so chop-chop to the both of you." He smiled, Edward and Haruhi nodded and went to their respected groups
The group of girls Haruhi commented on why she wasn't wearing a dress, while Tamaki kept trying (and failing) to get her into a slightly revealing queen outfit to match with him, she out right refused wanting to stay true to the seasons
Meanwhile...
"Give the philosophers stone!.."
The teen and a giant suit of armor turned around to see a young woman pointing a gun at them, outside a wrecked church "Rose..." The armor spoke "Like I just was saying, it was a fake, wasn't real... besides it's shattered now.." The teen summarized the ending of their latest escapade
Liar! You want to keep it for yourself, don't you?!" The woman replied furiously "So you can use it on your bodies.. That's right! And so you can try to bring your mother back again!"
The teen's eyes recoiled, then glared furiously "You shut up!" The outburst stunned the woman "People don't come back from the dead, rose... not ever.." he felt a deep harshness in his throat "...not ever..."
The woman, in stunned silence, collapsed and dropped the gun "But... he promised me..." her voice getting slightly raspy "He said if I prayed, it would happen...A miracle!..." she lifted her head, crying as the two in front of her began walking towards her "It was all I had left, and who am I supposed to believe in now!." She wailed as the two walked by her "tell me what to do..Please!.." the teen stopped
"I can't tell you that... you have to figure it out, " the teen began walking down the steps of the church and into a horizon "Stand up and walk... keep moving forward... you got two good legs, so use em..." the woman listened and stopped crying a little, raising her head to the sky "on your own path..."
The girls at the table openly weeped at such a powerful ending "So beautiful... What happens to the woman?" Edward scratched his chin, remembering what winry said about liore "She aided in the rebuilding of her city and aided the workers by preparing meals for them, heeding the words of the teen, following her own path."
The girls smiled "How beautiful, though..." Another took over "If I wrote that, I would have her play a more important part.." And another "Like her falling in love with the lead!" Edward stepped back a little and raised a brow in confusion 'Rose as my love interest?... Next you'll be saying envy liked cats as much as Al... it doesn't add up..' He pulled a smile "Well, that would be interesting.. You girls sure do have some good ideas, looks aren't your only strongsuit, eh?" The girls all blushed at the compliment while smiling
A new girl walked forward "Excuse me?" Ed turned around to see the new guest "I think it's time for the hosts to switch clients.." Edward scratched his check "Well I'll be damn, I guess so...um.. and you are?" She smiled "My name is konoko, konoko konokozuki" she placed a hand under Ed's chin and raised it slightly "You're cuter than I expected.." Edward eyes widened slightly, and blushes "I've decided...from now on, you are going to be my new favorite host, Edward." This caught the attentions of the other hosts especially Haruhi and Tamaki
The twins looked at each other then the other two "+Looks like she strikes again.."
"So you're telling me that she's a..." It was after hours and the male hosts rounded on Edward, explaining the situation "A host hopper? Why yes, the illness has a large grasp on her.."
Haruhi blinked "Illness?" Hikaru popped up behind Kyoya "The host hopping disease." Kaoru from behind him "A.K.A. the 'Never the same guy twice' disease."
Kyoya nodded as he typed "Usually by now, our guests choose a different host and then see that one specifically," his voice became a bit sharper "Princess konoko tends to change her favorites on a regular basis." Honey nodded "That's right, cause before she was with you, she was tama-chan!" He pulled out a photo of them in a rose garden. Edward just blinked awkwardly "So... She just can't seem to make up her mind?" Tamaki just smiled "Alas you don't seem to get it, she is simply surveying our fine qualities to find a perfect match... she is still apparently looking." He sweatdroped. The twins rounded on him "+Well don't you look happy, he thought you were gonna be depressed she officially dumped you as her favorite."
He smiled "Alas it was soon to fall, oh well.." He proudly smiled as he looked at haruhi "I now have more opportunity to turn my little daughter into the most Beautiful princess ever!" She gawked at him "What the hell, senpai?! I don't want that.." He grimaced
"There you go, using those disgusting boy terms... " He dramatically stood up and pointed at her "Haruhi, it's about time you started dressing like a girl! " he overdramatictly shook his head "I don't understand how you could be so good with the ladies WHEN YOU YOURSELF ARE A LADY!" He glared "And no one in the entire school except those of us here! "
Edward shrugged "In the end, it makes sense.. She knows what women wants, being one herself." He rubbed his chin "Didn't you get of your P.E. classes, right? " She blinked "How do you.." "I'm not enrolled into this rich kid school, but since I work here, I see fit to explore around.." It being true, he had travelled throughout the entire school during classes and break times to simply kill time
Tamaki shooked his head "Stop changing the subject! " he hopped up and ran, returning with a large chest in tow, surprising everyone. He opened it and climbed in searching for something. "That's enough haruhi, you lieten to daddy..." he pulled a large picture frame and presenting it out to all the hosts "Daddy wants you to go back to the way you were! "
It was a picture of a girl with long brunette hair and large brown eyes, smiling and in a middle school uniform. Edward blinked 'Who the... why does she look so- ' Haruhi interrupted angrily
"Don't go blowing up my pictures without asking me first! " Edward blinked again '...well that explains it..' the hosts began to question how haruhi turned from looking like a beautiful girl to a nerdy looking boy. She opened her mouth to answer but "She got some gum stuck in her hair, I think.." Edward said, scratching her head "and also something about losing contacts, right haruhi? " She blinked, then smiled and nodded at him "You got it right, also I don't mind looking like a dude."
Tamaki gasped and cried out loud "Grwah! A lady should never refer to herself as a' dude'!" He turned to kyoya "Mama! Haruhi is using thise dirty boy words again." He cried as he collapsed to the ground, Haruhi and Edward stared "...Are we sure he wasn't dropped on his head as a baby?"
Hikaru and kaoru chuckled, then went into full on laughter "+Ahahaha! You know..." they fell to the ground, holding their stomachs while laughing "We asked that ourselves when we met him...Ahaha!"
Kyoya sighed as he pushed up his glasses "Excuse me for interrupting the fun, but I must know if you two have any formal dancing experience? You both will need it at the party." They gaped "Y-you serious? ..." They gulped "N-no... but that party doesn't really need us to dance, right? ...I'm REALLY not interested going to events so, if I could be excused, is that oka-" They stopped as they felt a shiver down their spines
Tamaki gained a devily grin and sparkle in his eye 'Bingo...' He stood up and placed his hand under his chin "Absolutely not, A refined gentleman simply must know how to dance." He glared at them dramatically "If you both wish to continue being hosts, You have to show us how far you are willing to commit to go Haruhi.. And you too, Edward." He added as an afterthought, to not look suspicious
He did a bow "I order you both to master dancing the waltz in one week, and you shall demonstrate it at the party." He did a twirl then pointed at haruhi angrily "Otherwise I will reveal to the entire school that you are a girl! " she gasped, shocked "And knock you back down to errend boy."
Edward blinked and pointed at himself "Um... I don't have a secret, so can I be excused from dancing? " Tamaki blinked, he honestly didn't care if Edward danced or not, but since he added Edward in the previous statement to not look suspicious.. "Um.. No, same goes for you... no dancing, no being a host! "
Edward stared blankly 'Mom... Al... Winry... Even hohenheim... and mustang... Maybe I shouldn't have skipped those dance lessons...'
I'm so, so, so, so, so So! Sorry! That this took so long... and yes, this is only half a episode... they will all be half if I feel like it... But again, sorry! Life.. hasn't been good lately... I hope you except my apologies... and still realize this story exists... I'll try better!