Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail
AN: this will be where Natsu will be quite perverted towards Lucy. And where he will bring Lucy to Fairy Tail pub for the first time. Enjoy folks!
Natsu's POV
I rush back home and almost throw Happy to my kitchen counter and grabs a few fishes out from the fridge. Whenever I look at him, he always have a strange look that looks like he is mocking me about something. After he saw the fishes I laid out in his dishes, he just purrs and grabs the fish and devour it quickly.
"Happy, do you think I look okay? Argh! I don't even have time to bath and change because of your routine checkup! I need to hurry before she has other plans!"
Have you ever seen a cat rolling it's tongue while meowing? Well, meet Happy, my cat. Probably the only cat that does that. No complains that he is special since even his natural fur color is blue in color.
This is not the time to boost about how special Happy is!
I open my door and locks it with my keys and rings Lucy's doorbell. While waiting for her to open the door, I smell myself and realized I'm full of ashes smell. What can I do? Today during my shift, we got a guy who got stuck in the chimney and I have to pull him out. Seriously? Who does that? Maybe except that stupid Gray but he never got stuck in it. Then the door opens and revealing a nice vanilla scent.
The owner of the scent wears a pink tank top that is obviously too tight because of her huge breast, and a pair of shorts that has a strange looking snowman printing on the side of it. She looks surprise when she saw it's me and before she can open her mouth and say anything, I can feel my nose starts to bleed.
"Lucy, nice rack you have."
"Y-Yo-You- PERVERT!"
When I open my eyes, I can see two huge breast bouncing right in front of my sight. In order to know whether I'm not dreaming of Lucy's breast, I raise both my hands and squish them. To my amazement, I can feel it right in my hands! Now I know I'm not dreaming! I'm pressing Lucy's breast!
"N-Natsu! Stop squishing me! And please release me from your legs!"
"Since when you are on top of me?"
"You got unconscious after your nose bleeding and I was trying to check on you. Before I can wipe the blood off your face, your legs grabs me and now we are in this position! AND STOP SQUISHING MY BREAST, YOU PERVERT!"
"Sorry, can't help it!" After my legs released her, she stood up with a huge blush on her cheeks and points at me, "You! Why do you come to people's house and pretends to faint, then tackle people and even press people's breast?!"
"Not people but Lucy and Lucy only."
"Errr! Get out from my house before I give you a Lucy Kick!"
"Luce, I'm sorry! But I came here with an actual purpose!"
"What is it? To press my breast?"
"Well, that is what I really want- No! I mean, I want to invite you to hang out at Fairy Tail!"
"Fairy Tail?"
"Yup, Fairy Tail pub! All of us always hang out there! Even Levy when she closes the library!"
"Oh, ya. Levy told me about this before. I am thinking that I'm going to wait for her to bring me there."
"So, you want to head over first? I promise I won't press your breast again!"
"STOP MENTION THAT!"
I never thought a girl can give me such a strong kick except Erza of course. Luce here is practically Erza number 2.
Lucy's POV
I can't believe this guy at all.
I mean, who comes over and starts to nose bleed just at the sight of yourself and even after being unconscious, he can even knead my breast just like that! Still, I think maybe, well just maybe I'm more unbelievable since I agreed to follow him to Fairy Tail.
Still, this guy is full of strange surprises.
Who gets motion sickness due to his own driving? We almost got in a huge accident while I tried to steer the steering from the passenger seat when his face was in a green color and almost puke inside the car.
"Sweet old ground!" he kisses the ground when he opens his car door hard, almost slamming it straight on a poor lady passing by.
"Natsu, it's embarrassing! Stop that!"
"Sorry, Luce. I thought I want to show you a cool side of me driving without getting sick but still I continued to get sick even though I got all those motion sickness patches."
"Well, when we are going back, I'm going to drive this time. You can sit back and relax."
His face is green again. I mean, who will get sick just by thinking of driving back? Hold on a minute, is that Laxus?
"Yo Natsu, getting sick as usual, huh?"
"Laxus, fight me!"
"In the streets? Nah. I want to avoid getting into a scandal where I beat up the infamous salamander right in the public."
"Are you really that Laxus?"
They both turn to me and Natsu grins. Then he wraps an arm around my shoulder and shouts, "Yeah! Laxus here is actually Fairy Tail's owner's grandson!"
I can't help but blush at Natsu's warm hands around me. Laxus just put on his usual expression and asks, "So, what's your name?"
"Lucy Heartfilia, nice to meet you."
"Nice to meet you. Hey Natsu, we should get inside. I'm craving for some Mira's special beer blend!"
"Yosh, I'm fired up!"
We went inside and the interior is as cozy as it could get. I never thought that a pub can have a homey feeling to it. I start to like this place!
"Laxus and Natsu, how strange for you both to be this late here. Ara, who is this lovely lady?" A silver haired girl with a small ponytail tied in front of her head smiles and looks at me. Before I can introduce myself, Natsu beats me to it, "Mira, this is Lucy! My new neighbor!"
"Are you perhaps Mirajane Strauss?" She looks at me and nods, "Yes, that's me."
"I'm a huge fan of yours! You always look great in those photo-shoots no matter what kind of pose you make!"
"Hehe, Lucy, you are so kind."
"Yo Flame Brain, I can't believe a hot chick like her will let herself getting her shoulders touched by your stupid hands." A dark haired topless guy approaches us and looks at Natsu straight, looking annoyed. Who gets shirtless and didn't get caught by the police for being naked? At least he still got his pants on.
"You wanna fight, Popsicle?"
"Come on, you ash for brains!"
"Did I hear some fighting?" Right at this time, Erza appears with a dark aura surrounding her. I never thought she can be this scary. I mean, when Levy introduce me to her this morning, she looks sweet. Looks like scary can also be used to defined her.
"No! We are not fighting!" the topless guy friendly hugs Natsu while having sweats flowing down all his face. Natsu is not much better than him, "Aye, we are not!"
"Good. It hurts to have to fight with your best friend. Isn't that right, Natsu, Gray?"
"Aye!" Since when they can be this friendly once Erza appears? Maybe because of her scary aura they are acting like this.
"Oh, Lucy! So nice to see you again. Did Levy bring you here or something?"
"No. Actually it was Natsu who brought me here."
"Good. If he dares to bully you, tell me and I will help you to teach him a lesson."
"Er, thanks." Is that a large strawberry cake? Erza asks Mira to bring her a plate and in matter of seconds, she devour it in whole. How did she keep slim while practically eats a week worth of cake? I need to ask her for her keeping fit tips.
"Hi everyone!" Levy comes in and we hug when we saw each other. Before we can start to talk, a couple of guys comes over and asks, "Levy, let's go to a sushi place that I saw yesterday!"
"Levy, why not we go for a long ride to the other side of the country?"
"Jet, I asked Levy first!"
"Stupid Droy, of course Levy will come with me!"
This two must be Jet and Droy, where Levy used to call them the two annoying guys that always follows her around.
"I want to know so badly! I want to know Wendy's number so badly! Natsu! Give me Wendy's number!" A guy with scars on his left profile practically shouts at Natsu and shakes him by grabbing his collar. Natsu just mumbles something and shoves a piece of paper to him. He looks proud and runs out from the pub without batting an eye.
"Who was that crazy guy?" I approach Natsu who is practically shoving a burnt chicken into his mouth and he looks at me lazily.
"Tthaaat guyyyy? Ohhhh, iss thaa-aat Doran-bolt. A-also ooour neighbour."
"Don't talk while your mouth is full! Don't your brother teaches you manners, flame brain?"
"Is flame brain the only insult you can call me? You ice princess!"
"Humph, whatever! Hey Lucy right? I'm Gray, Gray Fullbuster." Is he always topless?
"Erm hi. And why are you shirtless?"
"He has a serious stripping habit where he himself cannot control it."
"Anyway, Gray! How do you meet Juvia? When are you both going to get married?" Erza asks this Gray fellow and he sweat drops.
"Erza! I really don't know her! When did you get all those ideas?"
"Gray, you should be responsible especially after you did all that to her."
"What did I do?!" If anyone says that people cannot cry like in the anime, now you got Gray Fullbuster, crying like rivers flowing out from his eyes.
"Gray-sama steals Juvia's heart!" Juvia appears out of nowhere and holds a shirt to Gray, "And Juvia will gladly catches all the clothes you strips!"
So Juvia likes this type of guy? Erza's face is as red as her hair color and she shouts at Gray, "If you dare hurt her, I'll kill you!"
"But I don't know her!"
