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Erza's POV
It's very noisy at this ungodly hour of the day. I can literally hear about Zeref shouting how Natsu grown up all these years and asking Lucy about when they will get married. Wait, married?!
I rush to my door and opens it, look at the trio still arguing right outside Lucy's house. Then Lucy with a tear stricken face hugs me right when she saw me.
"Erza, help me!"
"Why? Did Natsu bully you?"
"What? Why is it always me? It was Lucy who lies about me going to work when obviously I'm in her house!"
"It was you who didn't go back to your place when you woke up!"
"You were the one making me fired up to make you warm inside!"
"Inside?!" Did he just mention that? Did Natsu and Lucy done *ahem* that? If not why making her warm inside? Oh my, is Lucy the type that will enjoy getting warmed up inside her *ahem* *ahem*?
"You can just cover me instead of climbing into my bed!"
"Cover?! Bed?" Maybe Lucy likes getting rough outside the bed-
"What?! Well at least I stop you from getting cold after all that!"
In conclusion, I can conclude that Lucy and Natsu just done *ahem*.
"Enough! You both are going to inform me the date you are getting married and I will prepare everything!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"Why are you saying yes to your brother?!"
"Because of all the things we have done together, I want to wedding you!"
"Marry, not wedding!"
"Yosh, Luce! Let's get wedding!"
"NOOOO!"
I nod and give a thumbs up to Natsu, "A man should be responsible after all he has done!"
"Erza! We didn't do anything!"
"Owhh, but we sleep together, eat together, drink together, hug together, and I even touched your boobies!"
"NOOOOOOO! Someone sensible please help me!"
"Lucy! You are going to get special training to become the best housewife for Natsu!"
"HELP! Levy, are you there?! Help me!"
Yes! This time, I can teach someone to be the best housewife ever existed in this world. I always think that I can be a good housewife once I marry the one and now I can transfer this knowledge first before using it on myself!
Jellal's POV
I'm very depressed right now.
Yesterday, I thought I will finally being able to confess to Erza when I was buying the strawberry cake but her attire distracts me totally! So today, I will do it! This will be my 99th attempt to confess to Erza Scarlet!
But even this 99th attempt failed. Why?
Scarlet Bakery is not opened! How am I going to confess to her?! I didn't even know where she lives!
"Huh, Erza's not opening her bakery? How strange. And where will I get my breakfast!" A shirtless guy starts to ramble when he saw the close sign on the door. I look at him and he eyes me for a while, "Are you here for breakfast too?"
"Erm, er ya."
"Gray-sama!" a blue haired girl runs towards the naked guy and hands his clothes to him, "You forgot your shirt again!"
.god!
Did this fellow just comes out from his house without realizing he is naked and need his wife to bring his shirt for him? And what kind of husband letting his wife to call him sama?
"Juvia! I told you not to follow me!"
"But Gray-sama, Juvia is so happy that Gray-sama finally calls Juvia by her name!"
What? He won't call his own wife's name?
Then a ringtone can be heard. The guy named Gray puts his hand into his pocket and digs out his phone. Once he saw the caller ID on it, his face turns pale, answer the phone almost instantly, "Yes?!"
"Yes Erza! I will be going over there!" He ends the call and runs as fast as he could. The girl who calls herself Juvia chases him, "Gray-sama!"
I'm going to follow them, since Gray just mentioned Erza's name in his call just now. I assumed that the one calling him is Erza herself. Why did she call him? Did she like him? Maybe they were a thing in the past before this Gray marries this Juvia girl?
An apartment complex appears in my sight and I follow them inside. Then I can see Gray knocks on a door and shouts, "Erza!"
Erza opens the door, wearing an apron and apron only! Her whole back is totally bare, not even wearing inners! I'm going to lose a lot of blood from all the nose bleeding looking at her different revealing attires everyday.
"Erza, what were you doing?"
"I'm training Lucy to be the best housewife!"
"Then Juvia wants to be trained too! Juvia wants to be a good housewife to Gray-sama!"
"Okay, come in!"
Juvia goes straight in and Gray stares at her dumbfounded. Then Erza barks at him, "Gray, go to Natsu's house and train him into a good husband! You are his best friend aren't you?"
"Aye!" He goes straight to the opposite door and knocks on it, then the door opens revealing a dark haired guy, "Oh, Gray! Long time no see! Come inside! I'm having a pep talk with Natsu on how to be a good husband to Lucy!"
"Huh? Natsu and Lucy are getting married?!"
"Yeah! I heard they have done what married couples have done and I want them to get married as soon as possible! Come in!"
The door closes and I look at Erza shyly. Once she saw me, her cheeks' color turns into a deeper red than her hair and asks, "Jellal? Why are you here?"
"Er- erm- er Erza! Can you be my girlfriend? I like you for a long time now!"
The spatula in her hand drops. She gasps at me with her mouth opened in an 'o' shape. Then before she can answer my question, a blue haired midget comes out from a door beside her and yawns, "What's the commotion? I can hear shouting and screaming since this morning-" she pauses her sentence when she saw Erza in her apron.
"I know you are into kinky stuff since you always borrow romance novels from the library but for you to be so daring to wear just an apron and look at a guy like that, it's like you are inviting him to-"
"Levy!"
"Erm, Erza, it's okay if you don't like me so yeah, I think I gotta go."
"Wait!"
I turn back to Erza and she's trembling a bit. Then she points at me and says, "Jellal Fernandez! I like you too!"
"Oh, wait, what?! Does this mean you will be my girlfriend?!"
"Of course! I have been waiting for you to confess since day 1!"
So she was waiting for me all these while? And I am clueless about it? I even told myself that a girl like her will never like me back and so.
No one's POV
Jellal just fainted with a blissful smile on his face.
