Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail
Mira's POV
There's another 2 hours before Fairy Tail's opening hours. I am getting prepared for the opening, keeping records of the inventory.
"If you swore it, then let's begin a never ending tale of adventure, Fairy Tale!"
I answer the call and a low pitch voice can be heard, "Mira, are you free now?"
"What is it, Laxus?"
"I need to tell you something important. If I don't tell you like this, I won't have the courage to do so when facing you."
"What is it so important?"
"Mira, will you go out with me?"
Seriously, he interrupts me just to ask me out? And I thought a rock star like him will ask a girl out by serenading to her or announces the girl he likes on a concert or something.
"You disturb my work just to ask me out plainly like that? Not even a song, flowers, chocolates?"
"Erm Mira-"
"I don't want to hear any excuses! If you want to ask me out properly, you should ask me out by giving me some gifts and flowers! You can even serenade me if you want!"
I never end a call with anyone before. This is my first. I look at my phone angrily and huff. Then I can hear it again.
"If you swore it, then let's begin a never ending tale of adventure, Fairy Tale!"
"What is it this time?" I can hear sobbing sounds coming from the other end. Did Laxus just cry because of me? Oh my maybe I was too rough just now.
"Look, I'm-"
"Mira! Thank god! There's something wrong with everyone today!"
"Huh? Levy? What happened? What do you mean by everyone?"
"Erza got confessed to and she kidnaps that guy into her house! Lu-chan and Juvia are supposed to get some training to be the best housewife by Erza! Lu-chan cried and asked me to help her to escape from this mess! She said that Erza thought that she and Natsu will be getting married and thus she was training her! Even Zeref thought it's real and are giving Natsu pep talk! Strangely though Natsu seems happy even after getting accused that he did some stuff with Lu-chan! Juvia here wants to marry Gray on the spot and she didn't let him go ever since. Only you are able to do something about this!"
"Oh my! All of these happened even without me starting my matchmaking plans yet?"
"Mira!"
"Okay, I'm coming over. I will be passing my role to Kinana today. Make sure nothing disastrous happens before I reach, okay?"
"Hurry!"
I call Kinana to work tonight and I will be working tomorrow instead. Then trying my best not to get into an accident or getting tickets for driving over the speed limit, I reached the apartment complex in no time.
I ring Erza's doorbell and shouts, "Now, explain to me what's happening right this instant!"
The door opens and reveals Erza with bed hair sticking out, getting her body wrapped with just a blanket and she lazily eyes me, "What is it Mira? I'm busy with my future husband right now."
"Future husband?! Is it Jellal?"
"Wh-what? How do you know?!"
"No one escapes from Mira the famous matchmaker of Fairy Tail!" I make a victory pose and come back to my senses.
"Well, what is happening with you training Lucy and Juvia to become the best housewife?"
"Oh, I heard that last night Natsu and Lucy sleeps together. He even mentioned about him warming her up inside or something. Surely they did *ahem* that!"
"Sleeping together and warming her does not mean they really done that, you know."
"But- but Natsu didn't deny it!"
"You know, Natsu's an idiot. You should know. If a girl denies, normally it's not true. If they really did it, of course Lucy will ask Natsu to take the responsibility, right? But she didn't and just now Levy explains to me everything that happened."
"Oh, then what about Gray and Juvia? Juvia always call him Gray-sama while he strips. Gray might be secretly asking her to be his personal maid in *ahem* bed!"
"Erza, I think you read too much of the romance novels you borrowed from the library. Juvia have been stalking Gray since day 1 when she met him for the first time at your bakery. Then Gray obviously has his own stripping habit around. So what's the problem here? I don't see it! So, stop all these. Even though I really want them to be together, but let's wait until they really realized their love towards each other, okay?"
"Fine, I guess what you said make sense."
"What's taking you so long, Erza-chan?"
Jellal appears behind Erza and scoops her up, treating me as invisible. Erza screams while the blanket that covers her drop, making her totally naked. Then Jellal saw me and just mouths a silent 'we're busy' and closes the door.
Two more problem to go.
I ring Natsu's doorbell and Zeref answers it. He grins the Dragneel signature way and waves, "Yo Mira! Long time no see! What brings you here?"
"We need to talk."
"But I'm talking about Natsu's wedding with him. I even sent Gray over to Levy's so that Juvia can fawn over her future husband-"
"Levy and Lucy told me everything. They didn't do anything yet. Just innocent sleeping beside each other last night."
"But Natsu didn't deny when I asked him?"
"Sorry to say it bluntly but your brother is an idiot. You have to spell everything out in order for him to understand your hidden meaning."
"Oh." he turns over and shouts at his brother, "Natsu, tell me frankly! Did you and Lucy had sex?"
"What? I wished to but we didn't do it yet!"
"See what I mean? They didn't reach that stage yet. I suggest giving them some space and time before preparing for their wedding."
"I see. Then I'm off for my next meeting! See ya, Natsu! And act fast before Lucy get snatched by other guy!"
Okay, one more problem to go.
Both Natsu and I went over to Levy's place and ring her doorbell. Then after she opens it, Natsu asks, "Where's Luce? I want to ask her out for a date!"
"Erm, well go ahead."
He enters and I can hear him practically begging Lucy to go with him, flashing his puppy eyes to beg her. Right at this time, Gray comes out and begs me, "Mira, save me!"
"Gray-sama, we will be getting our honeymoon in Paris! Ah, Juvia can't wait to be in the city of love with Gray-sama!"
"Juvia, we need to talk."
"Are we going to talk about our honeymoon?"
"Well, that will be later, but don't you think you should ask him out as like other normal girls? You know, take it slow?"
"Juvia thought Gray-sama likes aggressive girls!"
"Based on my years of knowing Gray since our childhood, the answer is no. So lay down a bit, and let him opens his heart to you slowly, okay?"
"If Mira-san says so..."
Last problem solved!
Lucy's POV
"Luce, let's go for a date! We can have a picnic by the park!"
"Who will be having picnic in the middle of the night?"
"Us of course, who else?"
I face-palm myself, staring at this idiot. Yes, Natsu Dragneel is officially an idiot registered in my brain. Still, he has this charm to make my heart beats faster whenever he shows his toothy grin and wraps his arms around me.
"Well, can Levy come over? I don't want something like yesterday happened again."
"Which part? The part where we sleep together or when I press your bre-"
"You idiot!"
"You are such a weirdo, you know? But maybe you are my weirdo." He chuckles and grabs my chin. Then he leans close to me. Is he going to kiss me? What should I do? I closes my eyes waiting for the kiss to come but it didn't. Then I can feel his forehead touching mine.
"Why do I feel like I have known you since the birth of the universe?"
I scoff at his cheesy comment and pinch his nose, "Maybe you were Adam."
"Then you are my Eve." He plants a kiss on my forehead. His lips are soft unlike his usual rough behavior. His kiss sent down a shiver down my spine.
"I'm still here you know." We both turn to the direction of the voice. Levy is standing there with her hands on her hips, sticking out her tongue, "If you both like each other, you should get a room!"
"Levy-chan!"
"Great idea, Levy! Come on, Luce! I want to show you my dragon!"
A dragon? Did he realized what he just said to me? And what if the dragon he meant is actually his d-
"Dragon? Oh you mean Happy, your blue cat?"
"He's not a cat, he's my dragon!"
Oh and here I have strange thoughts about his dragon but in reality it is his cat. Wait, blue cat?
"What kind of a cat has blue fur? Did you paint it or something?"
"No! It's natural. Wendy said so."
"Wendy?"
"A vet. Anyway I'm sure Happy will like you! Come on Luce!"
He practically drags me across the whole corridor and opens his door in a hurry. Before I can react or ask him anything, a soft feeling is felt at my ankle. Then it purrs at me.
"Woah! It's rare for Happy to be warmed up to someone this fast! You must be special!"
"So, this is Happy?" I gently pick up the blue cat. If people says cats cannot snicker at you, they are wrong.
This Happy just practically snickers at me.
"Stupid cat, making stupid faces."
"Hey! But I still love you even though you call Happy stupid."
"Natsu, we practically just met yesterday."
"So? I feel comfortable with you and you only, you know."
This guy can be quite unbelievable. Still, it's strange though. Normally, I will ignore perverts, won't even talk with them anymore. Still, this guy can be both cute and perverted. What did I get myself into?
"Luce! Let's get ready for our first date! And since you are going to call Levy, I will call someone too."
"A double date? Who's that guy?"
"Don't worry. He's a guy that actually like Levy."
"Like? Oh my is it that annoying Jet or Droy?"
"No! Stop worrying so much. He is a good guy deep down, though he has strange habits."
Suddenly, he starts to strip, in front of me, again.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"
"Changing of course."
"CHANGE WHEN I GET BACK TO MY PLACE! NOT IN FRONT OF ME!"
AN: Mira's ringtone, "If you swore it, then let's begin a never ending tale of adventure, Fairy Tale!" is taken from Fairy Tail Tartaros Arc opening song. I used english translation instead.
Well, lately I dug out my PSP and decided to play it back. Then while browsing for games, I saw Fairy Tail Portable Guild and even part 2. Nice game! Though I'm sad since the part 1 has some problems with it's load game feature, making my boyfriend pouts. Part 2 uses customized character instead of choosing the available guild members as your main player so he is irritated, until now since his only wants to use Natsu as his main player, hah!
Enough of my ramblings like an old lady. Stay tuned for the double date of Nalu and Gale.