Music listened to while writing:
Endless Fantasy by Amanaguchi, Ken Ashcorp, and Forever by Mystery Skulls
lol enjoy, or at least try to xD
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I woke up to an unwanted feeling.
"Please stop that." I muttered, words coming out as barely comprehensible. It was rude to shake someone when they were trying to sleep.
"Ryuzaki, it's time to get up." a graceful but somewhat impatient voice said softly. Was that...Light? Ugh. Of course Kira would try to wake me up. That increases my suspicion by...cake percent...I tried to open my eyes and flinched at the harsh lightness of the room.
"Light Yagami." I slurred quickly, sitting up suddenly and shaking my head a bit.
"Yes, that's me. Are you alright?" the man next to me asked politely. I blinked, and tried to adjust to the light, but failed miserably. Shaking off his question, I flopped back down onto my pillow.
"Not particularly. Please leave me be." I would not be vacating the bed right now. Immediately I felt myself slipping back into unconsciousness.
"Ryuzaki, it's already 8:00. I've been up for 20 minutes already. We need to get to work." the man pressed. I ignored him completely, instead choosing to grab a fistful of fluffy blanket and pull it towards me, curling up into a tighter fetal position that was even more comfortable than before. It would just be plain stupid to get up right now.
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Damnit. L didn't want to get up. He just kept sleeping. And worse, he looked like a precious little brat while doing it. And worse, I had two other problems going on right now. Damn the mornings. Damn being a teenager. Damn my bladder, damn my dick. I could be a poet.
I was trying my best to be patient, but for the past twenty minutes I've been alternately trying to wake up, mentally assess the Kira case, and focus on not peeing my pants. Speaking of pants, I need to change. Speaking of pants, I hate male anatomy. Apparently twenty minutes wasn't long enough to make my problem go away, but my bladder couldn't take the pressure anymore so L had to get up. Now.
"Please, Ryuzaki." I pleaded, touching the detective's shoulder more gently this time. "I'm sure the task force will be knocking at the door any minute now."
"Nn." L moaned softly, rolling over to face me with his eyes still closed. "That's not true. Watari will be the one to get me up. He'll call, okay?" With that affirmation L re-curled himself and relaxed again. Ugh. He was right, wasn't he? I guess I would have to tell the truth.
"Well...despite that, Ryuzaki, I'm sorry, but I really have to use the bathroom..." Damn, I felt my face heating up in embarrassment, but it really wasn't that big of a deal! Right?
"Oh, I see..." L muttered. His eyes shot open suddenly, looking more tired than ever. "Yes, let's go." He got up in possibly the weirdest way possible, first scooting up to his normal sitting position, standing up on the bed, and then jumping off of it, making his way to the bathroom. I swung my legs over my side of the mattress and followed suit. I took in his standing form. His hair was hilariously messy and his pants were way low on his hips. I smirked inwardly, but stopped feeling so smug when I remembered my bladder. L somehow made it to the toilet before me, and I turned around with a scarlet flush on my face as I waited for him to finish. Damn, why did L have to drink so much tea? I grabbed my hardened junk in agony and tapped my foot, and eventually L was at the sink washing his hands. He gave me a deadpan look.
"What's wrong, Light?" he inquired. I sharply inhaled.
"...Nothing!" I hobbled over to the toilet and gave L, who was staring at me, a sharp glare. "Hey, don't look at me!"
"I...apologize." L turned away. "No need to be so self-conscious." His tone was one of satire, which only served to annoy me more. And it was really hard to pee in my current state, but I tried my best, and tried not to moan in relief. When I was done I joined L to wash my hands, also splashing cold water over my face and adjusting my messy hair to look presentable.
"Need a comb?" L offered, whipping one out of nowhere. Wait, L actually combed his hair? Wow, in that case it was probably really soft. Um, probably not as soft as mine though. No guy can beat my hair. "Actually, Light, could we take a shower now?" He wanted to take a shower? Now? I felt more unwanted blood flood south as my mind rushed to unwanted places.
"Uh...Ryuzaki, could we possibly wait until tonight to do that?" I replied, trying to return to a state of calmness. I had many reasons for not wanting to take a shower right now. And yet the word tonight seemed only to make one of those reasons worse. I tried to do some math problems in my head, but God knows that method doesn't ever work.
"I already told you, Light. There's no reason to be self-conscious." L said quite normally, but to my ear it sounded like he was teasing. Or maybe he was. "After all, the fact that I suspect you of being Kira is far worse than the fact that we will have to shower together." Yeah, he probably was teasing. Dick move. Literally.
"Well, I just think we need to get going. We need to change clothes and get ready to start working." I pointed out. I mentally smacked myself, just last night I had argued that I needed to study in the morning, but obviously all my study crap was with my dad. What I had brought here, anyway. God, I might as well just fail all my college classes. Calm down. There's few better excuses for missing school than being voluntarily locked up in prison in interest of helping the most important criminal case in the world. I was so far behind already, and one day of not studying wasn't going to make much of a difference. I guess I was just used to routine, even after the physically and cognitively draining and yet almost enlightening days of solitary.
"Light, whatever insecurity you have about your-" L's phone rang from the other room. He cut off his sentence that was clearly taking a bad direction, and I was quite grateful. Whether he was going to say "body" or something else, I didn't know. And hopefully wouldn't ever know. Breaking off my thoughts, L whipped around, shot me a frightening gaze, and glanced below my waist for a second before rolling his eyes back up to meet mine and giving me the creepiest smirk. He then headed to the bedroom to answer his phone. Um. Well, I hoped it wasn't that obvious. But I literally couldn't do anything about it. I swallowed nervously and followed him.
It was Watari, of course. I suddenly felt like worshipping the old man for saving me from my predicament. But I would still have to shower with L later...the square root of 625 is 25. 21 squared is 441...(x+3) times (x-6) equals x squared minus 3x minus 18. I braced myself as L conversed with Watari, and as soon as he hung up there was a knock at the door.
Just hold out until tonight.
I didn't want it to happen, but at the same time, I definitely needed it to...I know I was pathetic, but it wasn't something I could really help...
L, I really hope you'll understand...
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Morning 1 Observations:
1. L doesn't like to sleep because it requires waking up again.
2. L has no sense of time. The one who maintains it for him is Watari.
3. L is not self-conscious about his body at all...as far as I can tell...
4. L is a pervert...(?)
At this point I don't know what to think...but I should gather lots more information tonight...
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A/N: Omg this fanfiction is such a mess. I don't know if this chapter is possible to understand unless you're a pervert...? Which I am? Omg but I think I'll still keep the rating at T for now...but I'll definitely need to change it for the next chapter. Hahaha!
Also things should start to make a little more sense the chapter after next chapter...because I think I'll skip a little bit to where L and Light are at the secret building thing. Because they're still at some random hotel right now which is kind of annoying to work with. xD
So yeah, this is pretty messy atm, but I actually have solid plans for next chapter, so that's good! Haha! And the rating is going to M for suuurree!
Nonetheless, please review so I can make improvements to this fic! Suggestions are welcome!
The beginning was indeed in L's point of view due to request, and yes, next chapter will have more of L's POV and thoughts that aren't completely muddled by sleep! ;D
oh and dat chapter title. get it? xD
Have a great day/night! *kisses
much love!