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look look it's a chapter two
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izaya's reactions to being a daddy
last time on my fiance's pregnant: "Izaya, I'm pregnant.."
week 6 of fetus progress inside of subject Heiwajima, Shizuo
Izaya was silent for a short moment, widened his eyes and his breath hitched.
He began to shake slightly and trying his best to keep eye contact with Shizuo, before breaking the silence, "..You have to be joking right, Shizu-chan..?"
When he didn't get any response from the blonde, he continued.
"Oh my God... Oh my GOD This isn't possible, last time I check you would most definitely fully male. (lolwut) How are you pregnant?! How did this happen, oh Shizu-chan.."
Izaya sadly ended his sentence as he rubbed his forehead with his free hand.
"You're not helping!" Shizuo said in embrassment, pulling his hands away from Izaya's and tangling them into the top of the raven's hair bringing him close.
"Shizu-chan..." Izaya said after the blonde let a frustrated sigh come out. "How could this even happened..?"
Shizuo ran his hands out of his hair and held onto Izaya's knees. Shizuo grasped onto his arms. "..I don't know.. Maybe..I never should have asked you to-"
"Shizuo, stop right there." Izaya responded. He lifted his head and looked at Shizuo. "Are... you absolutely sure that you are?"
"Three out of three times, with the most reliable test I could find. All of them turned blue.. positive."
"..Why didn't I catch on? I knew there was something off from the sickness but I wasn't thinking this would be the cause of it.." Izaya said.
"Well," Shizuo lifted his head up and rested his hands on Izaya's face.
"You've been busy with work, and we've been caught up in the planning of the wedding for next year. And since we only did it that one time with me and you..." Shizuo trailed off.
Shizuo covered his eyes with his hands. "What I don't get still is that I'm a guy and I'm pregnant..."
Izaya, still keeping his gaze on Shizuo, spoke again. "I guess I always assumed that if it was possible (it seems clearly it is), that I would.. be the one to bear our kids.. You'd make a great papa."
He turned his head and stared off into the distance trying to sadly laugh but frown in the end. (welp but i guess shizuo got the whoops)
"I think we should go to Shinra and get this found out for sure. And I got a feeling that someone in the Kishitani family will know something about this.." Izaya explains.
Shizuo let his eyes drift down to his stomach again. "I'm pretty sure I am.. I look and feel like I've put on some weight and the morning sickness."
"Let's just assume for now that you are No reckless activities(vendingmachines) and bad food(fast food)." Izaya points out.
"... So nothing fun and nothing yummy?" Shizuo asked.
"Only until we find out for sure if you are or aren't," Izaya said. "Shizu-chan, this is a baby we're talking about. It eats and drinks, even feels what you do."
"How do you even know this stuff?" Shizuo asked.
"I'm an informant Shizu-chan, I know my stuff." Izaya responded.
"Besides, like I said, I always assumed I would be the one to have the baby. I should know what to do to be a good mother as well as a good wife to you." He smiled at Shizuo.
Shizuo could feel a tingle of warmth in his stomach from hearing that. His raven was beginning to make him feel better already.
"First things first, we've got to get you back healthy to the old Shizu-chan again." Izaya said, picking up a paper pad and the pen before putting on his reading glasses.
"We'll get you checked in with Shinra to confirm this and determine how far along you are-"
"It happened six weeks ago. The only time you took me was the night of our engagement. After that we didn't have sex for a while. And then the damn nausea kicked in." Shizuo said, explaining the situation so far as Izaya nodded.
(shizuo's been getting too sick as the months progressed so there was less sexy time and the egg in izaya was gone before they did their sexy time anyways)
"We'll need to baby-proof the place, set up a nursery..." Izaya paused in jotting everything down when Shizuo grasped his face and pulled him into a deep kiss.
Izaya shut his eyes and opened them again when they pulled apart.
With a soft blink, he saw as Shizuo smiled at him. "Thanks Izaya..." Shizuo whispered, he wouldn't be able to deal with this without him.
Izaya smiled back as they cuddled close together and a press of their foreheads. (i love doing that) "That's what I'm here for Shizu-chan."
time skips are fun c:
Shizuo could barely sleep the night before meeting with Shinra to get some answers. He couldn't even cuddle Izaya.
He just laid on his side at the edge of the bed, staring off at the wall and drifting uneasily in and out of sleep mode.
By the time Izaya decided to come back into their bedroom it was 8:45 am, and he gently shook Shizuo's shoulders to get him up.
"Shizu-channn," Izaya rolled his name off of his tongue like a sweet piece of candy. (lollipop c:) "C'mon. We've got to get to Shinra's by eleven. I don't want us to be late."
With a sigh, Shizuo moaned out, "Fiiiine flea..." He pushed himself up and dangled his legs over the side of the bed, and as he gave a morning stretch and breathed in through his nose.
Shizuo cringed and brought his hands to his mouth as he made another sick sound.
"Oh boy, are you getting sick again?" Izaya asked, sitting next to him and rubbing his back.
Shizuo gagged out as he covered his nose. "It's nothing.. what's for breakfast?"
"I was going to make you an egg omelet. Sweet to the core just the way you like them." Izaya smiled.
All of a sudden Shizuo buried his eyes into his hands and let out a sob, his shoulders shaking.
Izaya, confused, raised his eyebrows and wrapped his arms around his fiance and asked, "Shizu-chan, what's wrong?"
"Those poor little baby chicks..." Shizuo sobbed. "Eggs are baby chickens.. and what do we do? We take them away from the mama birds and eat them..." (shizuo's having one of his dramatic moments)
"... Uuuuhmmm..." Izaya blinked. 'I don't know what to tell him anymore..'
"Shizu-chan, you do know that people only eat the unfertilized chicken eggs right..."
Shizuo picked up his head and looked at Izaya with relieful eyes. "...We do?" (omg shizuo)
"Yes, so let's stop worrying and let's have something to eat." Izaya said with an uneasy smile before pecking Shizuo's cheek.
"Okay." Shizuo replied pecking Izaya back searching for his lips.
"That's my Shizu-chan," Izaya said with a small smile, unraveling his arms from Shizuo's shoulders. "Get on dressed. I guess eggs are out, what would you like to eat?"
"I dunno." He thought for a moment before he said, "I just want something sweet."
"Pancakes sound good to you?" Izaya asked.
Shizuo perked up at the sound of pancakes and nodded.
end of chapter two
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