Title: Good Things About Being A Girl

Rating: M

Warning: Technically Yaoi in a way, smut, swearing, and use of toys(Not that you'll ever get to see it)

Pairing: Kid x Fem!Soul and Black Star x Fem!Soul

Author's Notes: And is shall be the last of it! I had so many good ideas but they just keep getting tossed in the trash one by one, huh? Well, maybe one of these fics can come true with a bit of a vote. Just get to the end and you'll know more about how to get one of these fics up.(I doubt it will be likely but I could try...)

Enjoy!^^


Maka's head moved up before looking down again. Is even answering the door even an option right now or-?

" I thought you said they were here Tsubaki." Black Star's voice came up from behind the door.

" I'm sure they'll answer."

" Screw that, it's been ten seconds." Maka's eyebrows raised at what Black Star meant but yelped when the door was destroyed from its spot and flung across the room. A foot went back down and the two popped their heads through the opening. A cheeky one, and a worried one.

" I-I'm so sorry Maka and ah..." Both froze when they saw Maka seated on the living room couch with both arms wrapped around someone. The person seemed to be crying but could not tell since the person's face was in Maka's chest.

" H-hey Tsubaki, Black Star." Maka greeted in a mutter.

" Black Star and Tsubaki?" A muffled voice exclaimed before turing into a whine," Aaw... *hic*" The (un)invited guests blinked.

" Did we get the wrong house?" Tsubaki wondered aloud.

" ... Who the hell are you guys?" Black Star asked. Maka sighed before rubbing the girl's natural white hair. The other stopped wailing but tears were still falling.

" I'm Maka of course. It's a long story." Though Maka's voice didn't sound much of a girl's, in fact, it seemed more boyish. Black Star blinked before walking and grabbing the white-haired girl's shoulders, pulling her away from Maka. Too speechless, Maka watched as the other girl's eyes widened when Black Star gave a big smile while doing a thumb's up.

" Cheer up! My smile is a source of light and happiness!" The other blinked before hiccuping and crying again, stunning Black Star.

" Waaah! Now he thinks I'm some defenseless little girl!"

" B-But I didn't-"

" It's okay Black Star. Soul, he didn't mean it." At the mention of Soul, the other meister and weapons' eyes widened and mouths dropped. Tsubaki stuttered.

" W-Wait a minute... Th-that isn't..?" Maka nodded gravely and Black Star's left eye twitched.

" No way... Soul's a chick!? A-And you're a dude!?"

" Nooo! Why did you tell them!?" Soul complained.

" They had to know sooner or later."

The other whined and hiccuped again and Maka pulled his partner back in his arms while looking up. " It's all because of Blaire really. She said something about Soul not understanding how hard it is to be a girl. But he just had to say how hard his life is with her around. I couldn't help but agree as well so here we are now."

" Oh, Maka I'm so sorry!" Tsubaki exclaimed. Black Star just stood their with a raised eyebrow.

" So? Just ask her to change you both back." Maka scowled.

" It's not that easy okay? Blaire has gone to god knows where and I bet she isn't coming back anytime soon. Even if she does, I don't think she'd willingly let us change back."

" Then I'll beat some sense into her if I have to-"

" Black Star! No you won't. I'm sure once she's cooled down, she'll forgive them both." Tsubaki interrupted as her partner began cracking his knuckles.

Maka couldn't help but smile at his friends' support, even Soul stopped crying and just lied on his chest. However he sighed and rubbed his partner's back.

" Thanks you guys, it means a lot to us both. We'll just have to wait and see."

...

~Day One After School~

...

It has been a day and Maka and Soul were not doing so well. Maka groaned every time he heard a girl whisper how handsome he was. It was embarrassing since he used to be a girl and it slightly irritated him, only his narrowed eyes in frustration seemed to make some girls swoon even more. Soul's face had been red throughout the day. Boys left and right whistled and cat-called her while commenting on her ass. It embarrassed her because ditto, she used to be a guy and it made her feel awkward to be complimented by a boy. There was one point when some pervert flipped up her skirt when she was walking to class with Black Star, and Soul had to use all her strength to stop the meister from murdering him.

Though, it made her feel better that there is someone to help her through all of it. Only she realized that they have to tell all their friends sooner or later. How would everyone else react to seeing them as the opposite gender?

Probably laugh their hearts out and show little to no sympthy for them. And guess what?

That is exactly what they did. Except for one of them during the lunch hour:

While Liz, Patty, Kilik, and his twins continued to laugh at their demise, Kid only raised an eyebrow.

" Amd why would she do that?" Soul huffed.

" I don't know, okay? It's like I can't even voice my own opinions around that damned cat anymore!"

...

~Day Two After School~

...

After the school day was over, Soul ended up walking to the park to sulkily sit on a swing, pushing away numbly. Oh how she hated Blaire for doing this to her.

Maka was back home trying to get his homework done, though he wasn't making much progress and decided to take a break. He wondered if he should go get Soul but he knew that if she isn't home, then she is trying to get space. He didn't blame her though, he felt like flipping tables all over the place.

The sun began to set, indicating that night was to come. Soul stared up at the bright orange and pink sky and sighed. She has been doing that lately since her mind was too occupied by today's events. Was it time to go home? The streetlights aren't on yet however. She kicked the ground to weakly swing again.

" Hey! What are doing here?" A loud voice interrupted her sulking. Soul glumly looked up at her best friend bent down in front of her before groaning and looked down.

" Go away. Can't you see I'm busy being depressed?"

" I kind of figured that." Though Black Star did not go away instead, sat in the swing next to hers. He was quiet for a while then he gave a sudden bright smile in which Soul mentally groaned again.

" I think I know what'll cheer you up!"

" Dying?"

" ... No. How about instead of thinking about the negatives of being a girl, think of the positives?"

" Black Star..."

" Come on. Here, I'll give you a first one... um... You don't have to worry about leaving the lid up on the toilet." Soul frowned and looked up.

" I do not!"

" That's not what Maka told me." Soul mentally noted to kill Maka later and continued swinging.

" That's the only thing anyways. Besides that, my life is doomed."

" ... You won't have nosebleeds over Blaire anymore." Soul thought about it before giving a small smile. Those nosebleeds were a little annoying, including Blaire.

" Yeah that's true and I don't have to worry about getting into fights, since I'm a girl." Soul added before smiling even more. Another pro came after another and she listed them to her friend. It was finally when she fell off the swing laughing hard. She had not felt so happy in the previous hours after being switched to into girl. Maybe it wasn't so bad, seeing as she and Black Star came up with loads of good things that followed up to being a female.

The two stood up and Soul brushed her bangs out of her eyes.

" Thanks. I guess that did cheer me up a bit."

" A bit?" Black Star said with a raised eyebrow. Soul rolled her eyes and gave a humored grin.

" Fine. A lot."

" Glad I could help then." Soul felt her face heat and shook her head at the smug look. She was about to head home but stopped when an idea came to mind.

" Actually, there is one more thing." Black Star blinked.

" Oh, what is it?"

The weapon walked up to the boy before leaning up and lightly kissed his cheek. Soul then leaned away and almost laughed at the sight of a flustered Black Star.

" Wh-wh-why did y-you..?"

" Just showing my appreciation. Even though I'll get cramps, periods, unnecessary bloating, emotional break downs, skirts..."

" Oh. That does suck."

" Tell me about. Wait until I have to go to the bathroom."

...

~Day Three After School~

...

It has been an hour since school has ended and everyone were split separately. Tsubaki, and Liz are with Maka, getting their tidying and homework done. Patty is out and around doing god-knows-what, not that anyone cared, or bothered to. Soul, and Black Star are with Kid their own version of studying and doing homework:

Kid working on perfecting the drawing of Liz's eyebrows.

Black Star playing a video game.

Soul worrying about having to pee in Kid's mansion

Their homework laid completely forgotten on the coffee table.

Soul just could not stop thinking about the horrors about continuing the way of changing peeing styles and the fact that she still has to wash her own transformed body. She whimpered as she felt the need rise. The weapon knew that sooner or later, it willl have to come out, but her nerves continued to go against it. Soul finally made up her mind and stood abruptly. She could not be scared to pee just because this is not her apartment, where she could actually make a mess and not be embarrassed.

" Oh to hell with this!" Quickly grabbing Kid from his seat, she dragged him to the bathroom and stopped in front.

" S-Soul?"

" P-please help me..." Soul whispered while holding her hands between her legs. Kid blushed and looked away. It could not be 'that' kind problem, but it sounded suspiciously like it. Whining, holding between her legs, needy look- dammit!

" H-help you with what?" The transformed girl moved closer, blushing while looking up at him. Kid swallowed thickly at the scene before him. No way... Not with Black Star here, right? Did Soul really want to...

" Pee!" Kid raised an eyebrow as she continued," Y-you've lived with Liz and Patty long enough to know how it works. I'm sure you caught them before."

" How did you-?"

" Please Kid." The weapon whined, clearly needing to go badly. The meister sighs and Soul takes this as a 'yes' and pulls him in, closing the door behind her.

" S-so how does it work again?" Soul asked, looking at the toilet grudgingly.

" Just sit and... do the rest..."

" Sit on it? Like this..." The meister immediately looks away as the skirt, and underwear goes down and she sits on the seat.

" Now what?"

" Just... I don't know, push?"

" Push? Let's see... Oh! U-um..."

" I-I'll leave."

" Thanks."

Soul stood back up a while later and flushed the toilet. It was not as bad as she seemed it to be. Actually, it is a lot more easier than having to aim so there is another pro of being a girl. That and those unwanted practes of releiving herself whenever Maka was not around. With Kid's extra help, she was able to have a more accurate practice, not that she is trying to become a girl or anything! It is necessry to learn a few steps if she wants to survive while hunting for Blaire.

The scythe washed her hands and sighed in relief. That problem is gone now, thank goodness. Now, she needed to thank Kid. Any longer and she would've peed all over the floor.


Okay then, that's the last cliff-hanger! You can only vote for one of these stories to go up since the were all here for a reason. Either you want the first KidSoul chapter story to be released, a first rape fic about Black Star, a story of trust about Soul and Black Star, or you want a sexy threesome with the three boys, it's up to all of you~

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