Chapter 3: Gurren Lagann vs Tannin

"A dragon huh." said Simon as he went where Gurren Lagann was while giving the back to Sirzech. Showing the Gurren Brigade Symbol on his cape.

"Alright, Gurren Lagann, SPIN ON!" He said as Boota on his shoulder was raising his paw to the heavens.

-FIVE MINUTES LATER-

A magical circle with the Gremory Clan's symbol on it.

A purple dragon was resting under a big tree until he saw that. Then he flew directly next to it as Sirzech appeared out of it.

"Tannin, Ready for a challenge." said the newly arrived maou as he saw the other three standing next to him.

"Always! Plus I want to see the stupid kid that thinks he can defeat a dragon!" Tannin said as Ajuka Beelzebub broke in the conversation.

"I can't see that fighter of yours where is he?"said one of the four kings of underworld. As he finished that sentence a drill appeared out of thin air.

"There he is." said Sirzech as the three other maous looked in disbelief.

The rest of Gurren Lagann went out of the whole that the drill left with Simon and Boota on top of it.

"Drilling through time and space, opening a place where the next generation could live in. Collapsing the future and the past, the legendary with the mundane to create the spiral that will make the impossible. That is my drill, that is my dream. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS IF I CANT PIERCE THROUGH A GIANT LIZARD! BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT EVERYONE ON THE DAI GURREN BRIGADE WISHES FOR, KEEP MOVING FOWARD AS THE DRILL THAT MAKES OUR LIFE GO ON KEEPS SPINNING!"

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!" Simon finished as he and Boota both pointed to heavens.

"He makes that very often." Lucifer said as Beelzebub and Asmodeus looked at Gurren Lagann while Serafall looked at Simon with stars in her eyes and very impressed by his speech.

"That robot is so big!" said Asmodeus as Beelzebub just nodded.

"And you didn't even heard of the galaxy sized ones." said Lucifer while Serafall was looking at Simon feeling her heart pump faster.

"HAHAHAHA, well said boy! I like you." Said Tannin as Simon entered Lagann. "I will make it difficult just to get sure some day you will pierce the heavens."

"Great, you will have a chance that way." Simon said as Gurren Lagann repeated. "It's on then."

Both Gurren Lagann and Tannin charged at eachother as they went flying went their fists connected eachother.

"Good kid. That almost hurt." said Tannin trying to hide the pain.

Tannin attacked Gurren Lagann with his tail as he grabbed it with the rest of his body to make sure he will impact the mech's neck.

Faster than Tannin could react both Gurren and Lagann broke the union and hit Tannin and joined again dodging his tail attack.

When Tannin get hold of himself he complimented Simon's move.

"Thanks that wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Simon said with a grin. "Double Boomerang"

Gurren Lagann took his sunglasses and threw them at Tannin, that when he grabbed the both of them it was too late. Gurren Lagann was behind him as Simon yelled "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Dayakka's Special: Flying i've got the best wife in the universe swing.

Simon and Tannin started flying as Gurren Lagann made a rope out of Spiral Energy and tied Tannin then he dropped Tannin.

"Had enough?" Simon yelled as Tannin got up.

"You need more than that to make a dragon fall." Tanninsaid as the all the demon kings looked the battle without believing what they were seeing.

"Demon dragon: Fatal Roar" Tannin said as a beam of light and fire went out of a giant magic circle over his mouth.

"Alright then, GIGA..." Simon said as a drill replaced Gurren Lagann's hand.

"Why isn't he moving away?" asked Ajuka Beelzebub.

"Is he going to take the attack?" thought Serafall "No.." she continued with her thought "He will pierce right through it."She said.

"DRILL... " Simon said as the drill got bigger.

"BREAKER!" Simon said as he charged to the beam that Tannin threw at him piercing right through it. Before he could hit tannin, the dragon dodged the attack by flying back a step or two.

With an explosion on his back and with Tannin looking at it, Simon and Boota started sending spiral energy to Gurren Lagann's fist to uppercut Tannin.

"Arc Gurren Lagann Simon and Viral Special: Space-Time Shattering Burst Spinning Punch!" Simon said while uppercutting Tannin and releasing a Spiral that sent Tannin flying and ripping Time and Space. When Tannin was about to go through the hole Gurren Lagann grabbed him by the tail and carried him to the ground safe and sound.

All the maous sweatdropped after seeing a giant robot ripped through space with a giant dragon. They didn't knew that is called a monday in the Dai Gurren Brigade.

The first one to react was Serafall congratulating Simon as soon as he got out of Gurren Lagann. But in the moment Simon and Boota got down of it Gurren Lagann started malfunctioning . Liberating a lot of spiral energy, something else got out of Gurren Lagann something that fused to Simon.

-Later that day-

"Bouchou, why isn't your bisop and other pawn here?" a dumb looking brunete asked to Rias that was sitting on the couch drinking a cup of tea.

"You see Issei my bishop was declared too dangerous for me to handle at the moment, so it's remained locked." Rias said interrupted by the cup of tea. "And the pawn should be arriving any moment now."In the second Rias finished saying that a red light appeared on the other side of the room, next to the door.

Three where standing looking for Rias.

"Buchou, your brother arrived." Akeno as Issei looked at the newly arrived red haired man.

"Brother?! This man is your brother?!" Iseei said remembering what he taught. The man he had in front of him is the strongest people of the underworld.

"So you are my little sister's new pawn? Nice to meet you, I'm Sirzech Lucifer, and this is Grayfia Lucifuge, my queen." Said Sirzech as Grayfia did a small bow.

"I am Issei Hyoudou, and I think the determination makes a man." Said Issei as Simon that was lost in his own thougts about what happened to Gurren Lagann earlier, heard what Issei said and felt obligated to say something."Totally that's how gurren brigade ro..." Simon was interrupted by Issei who finished his sentence.

"And I am determined to have my own harem and be a harem king." Issei said.

"Wait, what?" Simon said as he looked at Issei very confused. "That shouldn't be your motivation in life. Your motivation in life should be something that makes you get ouf your bed every morning and pushes you more and more towards greatness. Whether that's being free, revenge or whatever but not such silly thing." Said remebering what being a real man was and who were.

"And who are you to decide that." Issei said as he felt hurt after someone said that having a harem is not a good motivation.

"Simon The Digger, the person that took mankind out of the misery, savior of the Spiral Beings in the whole universe, The leader of the Galaxy Dai Gurren Brigade, one of the co pilots of Gurren Lagann and the pawn of Rias Gremory."Simon said almost shouting to Issei. "And this is Boota." Simon said and Boota squeaked.

"Is that true Buchou? Im not good enough for you." Issei said in anime tears.

"Yes, it's true. He is our new teamate Simon." Rias said for the rest oc the peerage the rest of her peerage went to meet Simon.

"Hi, I'm Kiba Yuuto. I'm a knight." Kiba said. "Your clothes are... interesting!" Kiba said with a smile.

"Well you don't always see a person with a cape and goggles so apreaciate it while you can." Simon said while guessing he would wear the same clothes everyone was wearing.

"I'm Akeno Himemija. You can call me Akeno. Glad to see you are okay." She said while hugging Simon's arm an not letting it go.

When Boota saw how Akeno pressed her boobs and Simon's arm he threw himself to land on Akeno's boobs.

"Ara ara Boota is like you Issei." Akeno said laughing at the mole pig.

"I'm Koneko Toujou, Senpai." Said a girl that was half body smaller than Simon that made him think he was a little girl.

"Senwhat?" everybody sweatdropped at Simon's comment.

"Now that Simon is in your peerage he will need somewhere to sleep." Said Sirzech

"Easy, On Issei's house." Rias said making Issei mad.

"No way that pretty boy, leader of whocares lives in my house." Issei said.

"Who are you to insult the great gurren brigade." Simon said angrily

"I'm sure I will find something, meanwhile he can sleep here in the club." Sirzech said to Rias as he and Grayfia disapearef with another magic circle.

"You have a big ego to go around with that cape! Issei shouted to Simon that was answering all his insults without raising his voice and that made him nervous.

"For you to know my brother, the one that taught me everything I knew and sacrificed himself for a mistake that I made wear a cape and he was the manliest of men." Simon saif proud of his aniki.

"If you made a mistake and killed him, he teached you well, im sure he was a genius."Issei said sarcastically.

"ISSEI!" Said Rias, mad at what Issei just said

Simon's eyes turned dull and almost dead and without saying a word he went towards the door. Boota as everyone in the room heard wgat happened and hopped down the heavenly comfy and giant boobs that he was in (yes even if there was a shirt in the middle Boota liked it.) And bit Simon's pants for him too stay.

When Simon saw Boota worried making him stay he remembered. He was reacting the same way he did when Kamina died, how all his friends almost died when he wasn't there for them. But not this time.

"I will show you..." Simon said softly but loud enough for everyone to hear. "I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME!" Simon yelled while pointing towards the heavens and with Boota in his shoulder again when he saw how Simon reacted.

"Even being a human, even being a Spiral life form I will show you that I will be stronger than a ultimate class devil!" Simon continued "I will get the harem that you desire and show you how well my brother taught me! I will show you how well he taught me by PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH MY DRILL!" Simon said while making a drill out of Spiral energy covering his forearm.

"That is a Sacred Gear I never saw before! It's like my Sword Birth but with drills." Said Kiba

"It"s not a Sacred Gear. I'm nor an Angel, Fallen Angel or a Devil. Remember this I'm the HUMAN THAT WILL PIERCE THROUGH HEAVENS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!

"Well then why don't you both go for a contract. The one that brings it done will have a favor from me personally." Said Rias seeing the motivation Simon had.

"What could we ask for as payback?" Issei said with perversion in his eyes.

"Anything you want!" Rias answered. Issei run out the door when he heard that and Simon was sent through a magic circle.

Simon's job

"Hello, you must be the demon I ordered." Said a old man with a construction helmet.

"Yeah that's me." Simon said getting ready for everything.

"Would you make me a tunnel from gere to the other side of the mountain please? The old man said. Simon ust nodded and said to the old man to step back

"GIGA..."

-30 MINUTES LATER-

Simon was back 25 minutes before and every body waited for Issei's arrive.

"So Simon what will you choose?" Asked Kiba. This isn't an offer Bouchou does ofently so you better think carefully!" Recommended Kiba when Issei entered the room.

"That was weird, but I done it." Said issei feeling the sweet victory. "Suck that drilly boy."

"I was back half hour ago." Simon said defending himself.

"Whatever, Buchou I already know what I want to ask for can I go first?" Asked Issei.

"I don't mind. Do you Simon?" Asked Rias looking at Simon. "Not at all." Answered Simon thinking his request.

"Issei you can touch my breast during 20 seconds, if you don't do nothing in that 20 seconds you won't have other opportunity. Understood?" Asked Rias knowing what he would ask.

"Bouchou how did you knew?" Issei asked confused.

"We all knew now 1,2,3,4..." Rias continued till 20 but Issei got scared deciding what to do.

"19, 20 alright Issei time os up." Rias said and Issei finally reacted.

"No, give me another chance!" Issei shouted crying anime tears.

"Sorry Issei a deal is a deal. So Simon what do you want?"

"Hmm... I want to call you Rias instead of Buchou." Simon said as Rias couldn't believe what she heard.

"You can ask anything you know? Why that." Rias said while she wanted that was for the reason she hoped all her life.

"Because in your house everybody was formal and have so much power so everybody must see you as a Gremory and not yourself. Am I wrong?" Asked Simon.

As Rias heard that her heart stopped and accelarated when she thought what Simon just said but more because of Simon. "Not at all. How do you know all this, may I ask?"

"Because it happened before with a friend of mine." Simon said with pain in his voice "We treated her like a princess when all she wanted to do is help and work like everybody else."

"Alright then, you can call me Rias." Let's go back to our houses and let Simon sleep. You can use that couch over there." Said Rias as everybody left exept Simon and her.

"Goodnight Simon."

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