Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy were all hanging out at Mother Mae Eye's pie shop, the three of them having a Boys' Night Out.
"I wonder how Starfire and Raven are doing." Cyborg stated.
"Bet they're having a much less gross time that we are." Beast Boy stated, burping loudly after gulping down a slice of tofu pie.
"Not possible!" Robin remarked. "They're girls. Girls cannot be grosser than guys. That is a know fact."
"Dude, now you're just being sexist." Cyborg rolled his eyes.
"Well, this is a fanfic, so I have to concur with Cyborg." Beast Boy shrugged.
"Fine. Treat me that way. But I assure you, as I speak, those two are NOT doing something gross right now!"
Meanwhile on the other side of Jump City, Starfire was ripping deep, brassy farts as Raven sighed, with Jinx and Terra being with them while Terra was still burping loudly.
"Hey, watch this!" Jinx lifted her leg, farting loudly as she expelled pink gas from her gas, which caused several cars to crash into things like fire hydrants and telephone poles, creating electrical fires than began spreading across the city.
"Wow. You are full of bad luck gas." Raven muttered, before ripping a loud fart of her own that blasted the back of her cloak, revealing her attractive body.
"Oh, why can't I fart like you guys?" Terra stated as another loud burp from her mouth followed. "At least then-BRAAPP-I wouldn't-BUURRP-have trouble-BUUURRRP-talking!" Terra groaned as she continued burping.
"Oh, I don't know why, but the burping from Terra is making me want to do the wetting of myself!" Starfire stated as she then wet herself, being in front of Terra as a dark stain appeared on her dress.
"Oh come on!" Raven snapped as she bent over in midair, feeling more gas inside her as she ripped another brassy fart.
Starfire smiled as she allowed Terra to continually burp in her face, as much as Terra herself hated it, wetting herself more as a puddle of urine formed around her, Starfire being on her knees.
"Ooh, bet you like some toots to go with that!" Jinx smirked sinisterly as she pointed her butt at her.
"No!" Raven used her telekinesis to throw her out of the way. "If you do that, her bladder could literally explode, or she might accidentally poop herself to the point of- you know..."
Terra covered her mouth. "Oh, that's it! I can fart too! Watch!" Terra held her breath and strained herself, trying to fart as much as she actually had to burp.
"This is ridiculous. Look at us. We're doing nothing except emit gassy expulsions from our mouths and butts! It's nonsense!" Raven remarked.
"Are you not enjoying this girly time we are currently having?" Starfire asked as Jinx farted some more, her pink gas creating more bad luck induced chaos.
"Well...I am, it's just...I'd like to be above this, as much as I always get roped into what you and other others are into." Raven stated.
After a few moments of trying too hard, Terra accidentally farted loudly herself, her fart being wet as everyone else gawked at her.
"Oh crap...literally..." Terra blushed, noting that she had pooped herself.
"See? That's what happens when you try too hard to do something you can't. You get shit." Raven stated.
"Ooh, I want to make the warm, fudge brownies in my butt too!" Starfire grunted, ripping a loud, wet fart of her own, a brown stain appearing on her panties.
Raven face palmed herself. "And I thought boys were gross..."
Jinx lifted her leg, letting out as much of her pink fart gas from her butt as possible, which caused a chain reaction of event that completely leveled all of Jump City...except for the area that all 3 male Teen Titans were in.
"Take that, Jump City! My farts are more gross and dangerous, they're gross and dangerously unlucky!"
"Well, obviously!" snapped a pissed off Raven as Starfire kept farting while Terra was unable to stop burping, much to her dismay.