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Surprise, This Fanfiction is not dead! Yeah, I would like to take this time once again apologize for not updating timely manner. This time I haven't updated in quite literally a year. My last update was November 27th of 2014 and assure you I have a very good reason for this. But I don't wish rant about it unless others truly wish to know, simply it's a long story of endless misfortune and sitting here complaining about my life while keeping you from what truly matters the next chapter would only come across as trying to throw a pity party. But with being said I almost held off updating this chapter a few more days just so I could celebrate the one year anniversary of my last update, then I realized that most people wouldn't find that funny so why keep you waiting even a second longer. So Without further ado.

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"…Something like, And the men who hold high places must be the one to start to mold a new reality closer to the heart and you can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill but I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose freewill. And then he punched me in the face"

Kinuhata Sai and the girl in the dress stood there with their minds blank trying to process the sheer stupid in front of them. While looking for information on this Imagine Breaker they had managed to accumulate some "interesting" (none of them felt interesting was an accurate term but at the same time they were equally convinced that if an accurate term did exist it was probably a lacuna therefore they just decided on interesting for lack of anything better, this mutual agreed upon term was neither discussed or stated aloud they both simply had the same process of thinking concerning what they had heard and you probably would have as well if you were to here the tales that were told) information on him and was currently following up with an account from this bozo.

The girl in the dress confused asks a question that consisted of a sequence of words that she cannot believe could have ever been used together.

"So… the kid with the spiky hair appeared out thin air, started quoting lyrics from Rush, punched you in the face and just disappeared again?"

"Yeah, well not exactly he threw more than just one punch he beat the shit out of me."

"While singing songs from Rush?"

"No, you're not getting it he wasn't actually quoting Rush he was simply spewing bullshit like Rush, I just can't remember the specifics."

A small and quite but stern voice spoke up from behind

"Rush is not Bullshit."

The two girls looked to see with surprise Takitsubo Rikuo standing there beside them.

"You super like Rush? I didn't know that."

Takitsubo's face had gotten a little redder as she was clearly recollecting an enjoyable memory.

"Well, I discovered them recently."

Kunihata found the desire to press further irresistible, obviously.

"Super recently huh, when was that?"

Takitsubo's face now a deeper red responded with a bit more emotion than usual.

"Russia, there was a CD player in the car and lots of old CDs so Hamazura and I listened to a lot of them on the road... he has a funny voice."

"So you guys were driving around Russia for a long while listening to music and the only thing you super did in there was sing along to it, huh?"

"Well…"

Unfortunately, the moron being interviewed had cut her off before the readers could hear the juicy details.

"Whoa. Wait I don't need to listen to your love life and besides I was trying to explain that nothing he said had any relationship with Rush just his speech sound like it could have been a rush song, you know Martin Luther King crap, then again considering the violence…"

A bit a miffed at the idiot in front of her Kunihata continued to question him simply because that was the only reason she was here in the first place.

"So you're saying he gave you some super philosophical speech and beat the crap out of you then just disappeared before you even knew what happened? That must've super sucked for you."

"Yeah, kinda but looking back on it, it was the best god damn day of my life."

"Wait getting the shit beat of you by some preachy asshole was the best day of your life?"

The girl in the dress asked clearly confused.

"Yeah, if that fucker never beat the shit out of me I would never have met my girlfriend; damn his ability to attract girls really is the stuff of legend."

"What!?"

As you may have guessed they all said it in unison.

"Yeah, you see there I was after I woke up from the beating he had given me limping down the street in the middle of the rain. I was pathetic as could be with a broken nose, black eye, face and mouth covered in blood, and my entire body covered with bruises and cuts and this girl sees me struggling to get home, she offers me her umbrella and before I knew it we were dating. Thank god the rumors were true."

"What rumors?"

Takitsubo chiming in this time.

"Well, there are rumors that there is guy who apparently has the esper ability to connect the red strings of fate and find ones' true soul mate and he can transfer that ability temporarily to another person by punching them in the face. So he goes around beating the shit out people until they have nothing left to live for but soon afterwards his esper ability takes effect and you get a girlfriend, he's the ultimate badass cupid fighting for true love."

What followed was an extensive silence as all three girls stared at the thug in front of them. For just a moment all three of their IQs had dropped to zero as their minds were left blanker than a vegetable on life-support. Only after what could be considered an eternity of trying to remember how to speak let alone actually respond to the statement that just cursed their ears the girl in dress voiced the only thought that had somehow miraculously seeped its way into her mind.

"That… is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!"

The three girls decided to leave the sight of the moron in front of them out of fear of more damage that may be done to their intelligence. As they continue walking, they turned into the park and sit on a bench as Takitsubo asks what they were doing with that guy today.

"We were super investigating, strangely this ended up being way more fun than I had thought."

"Investing? Investigating what?"

"The truth behind someone called the Imagine Breaker."

"Did you find what you were looking for?"

"Not yet, we did learn a lot of information but none of it super helped us in the end."

"What we did learn only seemed to confuse us more."

"But it was still super interesting stuff."

"Well, what kind of things did you learn?"

"Well, apparently he's been super kicked out of way too many restaurants and grocery stores for eating too much. Which suggests he must be excessively overweight. Also, he apparently has super spiky blue hair with a face covered in tattoos and has been seen wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses smoking a cigarette. He's a super perverted violence loving sicko who gets his kicks sexually harassing women and beating up the weak. He would honestly beat a crippled pregnant lady into a pulp if she managed to get into his line of sights and he forces a large group of girls to constantly surround him in hopes creating a massive harem. He even forces them do all kinds of super disgusting stuff like wearing a nuns outfit kept together by nothing more safety pins and run around in the streets in it."

" Apparently, he thinks himself some type of holy man constantly preaching to people before beating them up for not living their life correctly."

"He has accumulated super expensive bills from numerous establishments for destruction of property which he claims to be an accident and the supernatural work of misfortune."

"Didn't somebody mention that he has a thing for little girls?"

"Yeah, his favorites seem to be a girl with silver hair, and a tiny girl who couldn't be more than twelve with super pink hair. He's even been seen forcing her to drink alcohol so he can he have his way with her."

"This guy sounds like the worst type of man absolutely disgusting."

Takitsubo decided right then and there to join the investigation. She knew she wouldn't rest until she makes that disgusting Imagine Breaker suffer for the violence against girls. No, she won't stop, she'll hunt him down, she'll…

"….zzz."

"It super amazes me how easily you can fall asleep almost anywhere."

"Does she do that often?"

"I'd be more surprised if she hadn't super fallen asleep sitting there."

"She should probably get that checked out, narcolepsy can be dangerous."

Somewhere far off Hamazura Shiage had felt an indescribable urge to defend boss-san's honor but that feeling disappeared rather quick.

There it is the next chapter I hoped you enjoyed if so let me know and if not please explain why so I can continue to get better. Once again I am sorry for the lack of updates but things in my life had gotten rather complicated this last year and I am still trying to pick up the pieces. With that being said I can't promise the most timely updates from here on but I can at least promise to do better than I have. If anyone would like to know the exact reasons for absence then feel free to ask and I'll explain in the next update, I just didn't want to make a big deal out of it without any need or want especially if it keeps you from reading the update any longer. I hope to continue this fanfiction and I want to thank those who have waited so long for the next update and I pray that this will make your wait a little bit more worth it. As of now I say my goodbyes with promise to comeback.