Chapter Start

"Urrrghh..." Tamashi groaned, regaining consciousness and recovering from the explosion. Pressing his hand to his temple in an attempt to ease the dull, throbbing pain, the black haired young man took a moment to observe his surroundings. For a moment, Tamashi believed his eyes were playing tricks on him. He was in the Distortion World, the very place that plagued his dreams and haunted his vision.

"Ah, good! You're awake. That makes this much easier." a familiar voice called out. Turning to his left side, Tamashi was able to make out the vegetation-covered hedgehog's form.

"You! What did you do? Where are we? Who and what are you?!" Tamashi exclaimed, pushing himself up off the ground only to find the effects of gravity were lesser than than of what he was accustomed to, floating up several feet off the ground. "What the?!" he yelled, comically flailing around.
"You really don't know where we are?" the creature sighed, deadpanning as the black haired young man continued to flail around until finally grabbing a chunk of land to stabilize himself.

"The... Distortion World?" Tamashi questioned hesitantly, receiving a nod of confirmation from the creature. "But that's impossible! This place is only from my dreams and-" "-and isn't some place you made up. Well, technically you did yet didn't make it up, if that makes any sense to you."
Gazing around once more and pinching himself, Tamashi tested to see if this was real or not, the small pain from where he squeezed telling him that this place was indeed real.

"The Distortion World, a metaphorical and literal contrast of the real world. A place only few know of, and even less with access to it." the creature stated. "It's the bridge that aided in our kind's exodus."

"Whoa whoa whoa, 'our kind'? 'Exodus'? What the hell are you talking about? And you still haven't told me who and what you are!" Tamashi retorted.

"Baka (Idiot), I'm the Gratitude Pokemon, Shaymin." the creature's form was engulfed in a bright light, its body elongating and contorting into a new form. When the light died down, in place of the extremely small creature was a petite young woman. She stood at 5'3" with light green hair that went down to her ass, B-cup bordering C-cup breasts, fair skin, and emerald green eyes. Two Gracidea flowers with two leaves were present on either side of her face. Along with this, she wore a white midriff tube-top, a golden pendant, white sleeves that ended halfway up her upper arm and were held closed by golden bands, light green short shorts that ended just before her thighs, over which she wore a small pink wrap skirt held together by a bow on her right hip, light green thigh-high socks, and faded green knee-high shoes with pink soles.

'K-Kawaii (Cute)...' Tamashi thought, a tinge of red on his face. Startled by the creature's transformation into a girl, the black haired young man's grip on the chunk of land he held onto slipped, leaving him doomed to float aimlessly until he would collide with another object. That would have been the case, had the woman not jumped up and grabbed a hold of his shirt, her face nearly pressed into his own.

"Gigainpakuto (Giga Impact)!" the girl exclaimed, her right hand lighting up with a white energy.
"Giga wha - uwaaaah!" Tamashi exclaimed, the girl's fist burying itself in his stomach, sending both himself and the girl flying back from the impact, the former in a comical manner. "Owww! The hell was that for?!" he questioned, a tick mark appearing on his face when he fully recovered.

"Quit flailing around like a baka, I'm trying to navigate us to solid ground." the girl stated, shifting her body around so that she was straddling Tamashi with her on top. She shuffled around slightly until she felt she was in a more comfortable position before locking her legs around the young man's waist, all the while inadvertently grinding on Tamashi.

'Please don't notice my boner, please don't notice my boner...' Tamashi thought, sweating as blood began to rush to his "heat-seeking moisture missile", something that did not go unnoticed by someone else.

"... B-Baka..." the girl muttered, a prominent red blush and a look of fury on her face.

"... To be fair, this is kinda your fault."
"... Baka..."
"H-Hey now, easy there... What do you think you're doin - ack!"

"BAKA!" the girl exclaimed, comically unleashing her fury upon the poor boy by slamming more Gigainpakutos into him, each strike causing her body to shift around and grind into him even more. And as Tamashi's face was struck with what was likely the fifteenth Gigainpakuto, deep down in his mind that wasn't affected by the concussions he got from the seventh strike, was one prevailing thought that he was one-hundred percent certain of...

This girl - this very, very violent tsundere girl - whoever she was, gave him the most physically painful and mentally confusing turn on, something that he thought only Akeno was capable of.

-Shirogane DxD-

"What do you mean he just 'vanished'?!" Akeno exclaimed, staring at the comical-looking bat with shock.

"I'm telling you! There was this little green creature, then an explosion, and then poof! They were both gone!" the bat exclaimed, stretching out her wings to put emphasis on her explanation.

"How very strange... Do you think it was a Pokemon?" Rias questioned, turning to her [Rook] for the answer.
"I think it is very likely, Buchou." Koneko replied.
"Pokemon?" the bat-like creature questioned. "I've only heard rumors about those things."
"Only rumors? But I thought that you would have at least seen these creatures in the Familiar Forest." Rias stated.

"Yes, but only a select few species. Some Caterpie, Weedle, Ghastly, Shuppet, mostly Ghost-types and Bug-types. But..." the bat started, a frown marring her face. "Recently, the Ghost-types... M-Most of the time, they keep to themselves and aren't really conversational fellas. In the past few days, I've heard them speak more than the entire time they first arrived. They... they almost seemed... excited? Panicky? Frantic? I don't know..."
"What do you mean? And how does this pertain to the creature you saw?" Rias queried.
"Well, Ghost-types and Psychic-types are like... information brokers, I guess is the best way to describe them. They're in the know about things that deal with their kind. And I asked one a day ago what was causing them to be so out of character." the bat replied. "They all kept saying the same thing, about how a 'Mythical' has come to town and that 'the Renegade is awakening', whatever that means."

"'The Renegade is going to awaken'? Is that some kind of code?" Kiba questioned, finally making his voice heard after silently listening along in the conversation.
"I tried asking them about that, but they wouldn't tell me. What I was able to pick out from their conversations, however, was something about 'Shay'-something and this thing called 'the Distortion World'." the bat replied. "They almost caught me listening in on them too."

"So we've got an unknown variable in town, one that just abducted Akeno's date, took him to who knows where, and to top it all off the 'Renegade is awakening'." Rias stated, her lips twitching down into a frown after each statement.

"Buchou-" Akeno called out.

"Go, Akeno-san." Rias said, already knowing what her [Queen] was going to say. The black haired busty woman gave a small bow before dashing out the window, bat-like wings sprouting from her back as she took flight.

"Ano, Buchou, why did you let her go?" Kiba questioned, waiting to drop the question a few minutes after Akeno left.

"Because, whoever that boy is, whatever he is, he's obviously a person of interest to not just us, but someone else as well." Rias replied, a smirk present on her face. "It's in our best interest to sway him to our side, ne?" she said, moving to the chessboard and picking up one of the Pawns. "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer..."

-Shirogane DxD-

"Why me?" Tamashi comically cried, the force behind the girl's strikes causing them both to start cart-wheeling in the air.

"S-Shut up! It's your fault!" the girl stammered, their rotation arising the need for her to grip his shoulders so as to not fly off.

"How is this my fault?!" Tamashi exclaimed, unable to see how he was at fault.

Seriously? How was he to blame?!

"It just is, okay?! Now help me find land!" the girl exclaimed, turning her head away so as to hide her flushed face.

"Can I at least get the name of the girl who's been pummeling me beyond the laws of physics?" Tamashi questioned, attempting to search for land as well.

"... Hisakata, Hisakata Kansha..." the girl, Hisakata, stated, glancing down at the young man beneath her.
"Well, Hisa-chan, there's a land below us... I think. It's kinda hard to tell which way is up and down." Tamashi stated, nausea setting in from spinning for so long. "Listen, do you have anything that you can do to slow our speed down? Laws of motion and all..."

"I do, but... y-you're going to have to hold me..." Hisakata replied.

"Oh! U-Umm... okay?" Tamashi said, hesitantly wrapping his arms around Hisakata's waist and linking his hands together.

"Kiryokutama (Energy ball)!" Hisakata exclaimed, placing her hands in front of her as an orb of light green energy was formed. She then fired the orb aimlessly into the distance, the knock-back behind the attack slowing the duo down to a lesser speed. They were still spinning, but at a third of their original speed.

"... Well that helped." Tamashi mumbled, pointing in a downward direction. "Down there!" he exclaimed, drawing Hisakata's attention to the floating landmass below them.

"..." Hisakata's silence put Tamashi on edge, causing the black haired young man to look up at her. He suddenly broke into a nervous sweat after noticing the sickly sweet smile on the green haired woman's face as she unlocked her legs and gripped Tamashi's shoulder with her left hand.

"No..." Tamashi said, noticing her right hand balling into a fist and being enveloped in a white energy.

"Giga-"

"No no no no no no!"

"-inpakuto!"
"Uwaaaahh - *THUD*!" Tamashi exclaimed, receiving the full brunt of the attack, sending both of them slamming into the land below. The impact itself sent Hisakata slamming into the black haired young man, inadvertently pressing their bodies together.

"That... worked..." Hisakata managed to say in between breaths, looking physically exhausted.

"Urrgggghhh..." Tamashi groaned, his head spinning and stars in his vision as he recovered from the initial impact.

"..."

"... Hisa-chan?"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzz~" Tamashi sweatdropped when he heard Hisakata lightly snoring. Craning his head upward, the black haired young man saw that indeed, the green haired woman was asleep, a small amount of drool escaping her lips as she buried her head into Tamashi's chest.
"Ano, Hisa-chan, can you... get off me?" Tamashi asked, unsure if his request was heard by the woman on top of him.
"Kusa Eda (Grass Knot)..." Hisakata mumbled, still asleep as vines sprouted out of the ground and wrapped around the duo, pressing Hisakata even further into Tamashi.

"Oh for cryin' out loud! All that build-up and the gal falls asleep before even explainin' this whole situation to the guy!" a new voice called out. "Give me a sec to do this."
"Do what? Where are you? Who are you?!" Tamashi called out, wincing in pain as the vines ensnaring him tightened. He suddenly felt a tapping on his shoulder, finding yet another strange creature floating above him. This creature was light purple in color and nearly twice the size of Hisakata in her Shaymin form, standing at 1'8" with several pink markings. There was a v-shaped marking on its chest and bands around its wrists. Additionally, there were pink markings around its head and a growth on top resembling hair tied into a ponytail. There was a yellow ring marking in the center of its forehead, and it had green eyes with yellow sclera. On either side of its head was a dark gray horn that curved slightly upward. It also had three gold rings: one large one around its lower body and one hanging freely on each of its horns. Its arms were not attached to its body and floated next to it. Each arm had a small golden spike on one end and a hand similar to a mitten on the other. There was a golden spike on each shoulder, which was similar to those on its arms, and its lower body consisted only of a wispy structure similar to its ponytail.

"Yo what's up." the creature said.

"... I'm drugged. This is obviously a dream. Right now, Akeno is probably having her way with me..." Tamashi stated, his brain going into shock from what he saw.

"Hey! Who you callin' a drug induced hallucination?!" the creature exclaimed, obviously pissed off if the tick mark on its face was anything to go by. Suddenly, the creature was enveloped in a bright light, similar to Hisakata's transformation, its body warping and contorting into a new form. When the light died down, gone was the mischievous-looking creature, and in its place was yet another young woman. She stood at 5'6" with pink hair that had bangs that went down to her chest and was held up in a high ponytail and ended just below her shoulders, tanned skin, perky D-cup breasts, mischievous bright green eyes, magenta eye shadow, and pointed ears. Similar to its original form, dark gray horns that curved slightly upward were present on either side of her head, both with large golden rings hanging freely on each one. A golden ring marking was also visible on her forehead, and she had a perpetual blush present on her cheeks. Her outfit consisted of little more than a lavender tabard-like garment that barely covered her front and back, with a sizable slit exposing her cleavage. Coupled with this, she also wore a lavender collar with gold linings, polished green gems, and a pink bow, lavender fingerless gloves with pink wristband-cuffs, a large golden ring around her waist with golden beads hanging off of it, a pink see-through skirt that had a v-shaped indent in the front, lavender thigh-high socks, and pink knee-high-heels. "Does this look like a drug induced hallucination to ya?!" the woman questioned, firmly grasping her milky jugs with both her hands and shaking them up and down, a mischievous grin present on her face.

"Well... yeah. I mean, I'm clearly being strangled by these vine bondage things, with a tsundere girl on top of me, and then there's you~" Tamashi stated in a delusionary cheerful tone. "Yep! Just a dream... a drug induced dream-" "*SLAP*!" "Oww!" he cried, the burning, stinging red sensation on his face snapping him back to reality.

"Listen, pal, 'cause I ain't gonna say this again!" the woman stated, crossing her arms under her breasts and further accentuating their ample size. "You know those stories you were told as a child, the ones that had somethin' to do with myths and legends, gods and demons, yadda yadda? Yeah, they're real. That girl that's dry humpin' you in her sleep, myself, and you as well are creatures called Pocket Monsters, Pokemon for short."
"Whoa whoa whoa... Pokemon? Myths and legends? This is all a bit much to take in, much less believe-" Tamashi started.
"Shut ya trapper and let me finish! *Ahem* Pokemon are these creatures that have extraordinary powers, like control over certain elements and such. There are three types of Pokemon: Non-Legendaries, which are the largest in number species-wise, six-hundred and sixty-eight; Legendaries, which, as the name implies, are Pokemon of legend, thirty-eight originally, each with a different power and a vast amount of control over it; and Mythicals, fifteen species that are not as common in number as Non-Legendaries, yet have traits similar to Legendaries." the woman continued. "Hisa-chan there is a Mythical Pokemon by the species name Shaymin, the Gratitude Pokemon. I am a Mythical Pokemon as well, a species known as Hoopa, the Mischief Pokemon, but I go by the name Itazura Neikan. And you... well..."
"I'm...?" Tamashi said, motioning for the woman, Itazura, to continue.

"Okay, okay, let me explain somethin' else first. Pokemon are not from this world originally. We came from a different dimension that was sealed off a long time ago. Some of the Legendaries... didn't make it, so to speak. I'm not sure how it works, but apparently those that died had their energies transmi... transmigra... transfor - they were reincarnated into new hosts." Itazura stated.

"What does that have to do with me?" Tamashi asked.

"You're one of them. One of the Legendaries that was reincarnated. You're the Renegade Pokemon, Giratina."

Chapter End