When I woke up, I was in a weird place. I couldn't find Lust anywhere, so I got scared. But, I found lots of tasty looking green things, so I ate them. I got to another one, when I saw Lust and two others. They looked tasty. I was going to eat them, but Lust was talking to them, so I waited. Then, one of the humans, a girl, got behind Lust. She was fast; I didn't even see her move. She stabbed Lust in the back. They hurt her. That made me mad. After she got back up, I went to her. I begged her to let me eat the humans, but she wouldn't let me. After that, Envy came. He's scary, so I went by Lust. He wanted to fight the humans. I started to wonder if he'd let me eat them. That made me happy.
"What just happened, 'ttebayo?" I asked myself. I got up and noticed that I couldn't smell any ramen.
"That's weird, I thought I was at the Ichiraku ramen shop..."
I was too hungry to really care where I was. I just needed some ramen, quick. I saw a big tree ahead of me. (Which I thought was weird, since there wasn't any grass or anything. The floor seemed really solid, and it was white.) I jumped up on the tree to look around. That;s when I saw some people ahead. I couldn't really tell who they were, so I squinted and tried to see. Was that... An Akatsuki guy?! It was! He had a coat that was black with red clouds on it. They all have coats like that. Someone was standing next to him... I couldn't really tell who it was, there clothes were too dark. In front of them were three people I've never seen before. It was a lady, a short fatass, and a weird guy with long pointy hair. They don't look so tough, I though. I can take 'em.
"HEY!" I yelled. "Hey, you!"
The pointy haired guy turned to me and said, "Who the hell is that shrimp?
"Shrimp?! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm gonna kick your ass, dattebayo!"
The person standing next to the Akatsuki guy looked over and started yelling, "Naruto, you idiot! What are you doing?!"
I could tell now from her voice that it was Reiko. Great. The killjoy. She was almost as scary as Sakura-chan. I jumped down there by her. "Hey, hey, where's the ramen shop? I kinda fell asleep or something, and it's gone all of a sudden."
"You can't tell that we're not in Konoha anymore?"
"Oh...we're not?"
"You really are dense, aren't you? You're almost as stupid as Kisame."
"Yeah, almost as stupid as me! Haha- Hey, wait! Reiko, that's mean!"
"What a bunch of fools," the lady said.
The fatass started to talk. "Please, Lust, can I please eat them now? I'm hungry!"
"I'd let him, if I were you," the pointy haired guy said.
"You heard him, Gluttony. Lunch is on Envy."
The fat guy turned to me with a huge grin, slobber dripping out of the sides of his mouth. "Lunch time, finally!"
He started running towards us. "You mean, he's gonna eat us alive, datteybayo?!"
Author Stuff Yeah, I finally decided to update this thing. Whoo, go me. I'm making most of this up as I go along, if you couldn't already tell. Oh wells. Review if you want.