Chapter 9: … It's a filler. Sue me.

I am SO sorry that it's taken me so long to come back to this. Juggling so many stories and college is NOT easy. I'm still gonna do it, mind you. But it's by no means simple. I've been getting ideas for how to progress this story at least a little bit, since Volume 2 still hasn't been released… Or even announced, as far as I know. So, I got a couple of omake ideas and put them to the keyboard.

And then there's the fact that I wrote the smut scene that I kept from you guys a little bit ago. I posted it too… Then the site took the fledgling side story down on the same day. So, I'm not posting that again until I know the site won't do that to me, or unless someone tells me a site where it won't get taken down. THEN, I'll continue that.

But, let's focus on this right now. Cause I'm back.

Omake 1

It hasn't been too long since we all had our little reveals to each other. And still, the others didn't really care. In fact, they wanted to meet the people I've met and am currently hanging out with in the other worlds. I said not yet, but it probably will happen.

But right now, it's time for me to recharge. Sit back, relax, enjoy a Pepsi. And watch a nice little comedic show I haven't been watching in a while. I'd been doing this for well over an hour, and had no real intentions of stopping. I maybe an overpowered man-turned-god, but that man was seriously lazy beforehand. And so am I, unless something's to0 big or cool for me to be lazy.

"Yo, Duncan." I heard Yang's voice from the door. "You in there?"

"Yeah, I'm here." I said, pausing the episode and walking to the door. Opening it and letting her in. "So what's going on, Yang?"

"Nothing." She said. "I'm bored, and was hoping that there'd be something here to help cure my boredom."

"Well, I'm watching something. You wanna join me?" I offered, shrugging.

"But I wouldn't know what's going on."

"I can rewind it all to the first episode. They're all short, but still funny." I told her, walking back to the TV. She followed, and we both took a seat. All I had to do was go to the main menu and restart the whole thing. Yang noticed something, though. And the famous question asked by a guy in maroon armor to a guy in orange confirmed her suspicions.

"Hey."

"Yeah?"

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

"Wait a minute…" She said. "Isn't this that other show you told us about? That was made by the same 'creators' of RWBY?"

"Red vs. Blue?" I asked, grinning. "Oh, yeah."

The whole situation was pretty surreal. A character from RWBY watching RvB. Then again, that has happened before. And it was hilarious to see that. Though, she did notice that Simmons sounded like Junior. Then it really sunk in that there are other realities with people that sound like them.

"That is so freaking weird." She told me.

"Yeah." I agreed, handing over the bowl of popcorn which she accepted. "Still ain't stopping you from watching it."

"Nope." She said. "Hey, you know the whole you in so many different worlds at once thing? Have you ever been in this one?"

I grinned, and pointed at the screen. She did so… only to begin shaking her head in amusement.

"Gentlemen, this is the M12-LRV… I like to call it the Warthog." Sarge said.

"Why a Warthog, sir?" Simmons asked.

"Because M12-LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son."

"No, but, why 'Warthog'? It doesn't really look like a pig." Griff added.

"Say that again." Sarge ordered.

"I think it looks more like a Puma."

"… What in Sam-Hell is a Puma?"

"Guys!" A new voice yelled. Running towards the three Reds was another man in armor. It was black with red highlights. "Sorry I'm late. What's going on?"

"Will!" Sarge bellowed. "You're late, but you were probably doing something productive, so no harm done. We're currently discussing the matter that our new vehicle looks like a Warthog, and not this mythological 'Puma' that Griff called it."

"Pumas are real, sir." Will told them. "It's a big, black cat. Native to jungles. And, yeah. I think it looks like a Puma."

"Dammit, son!" Sarge said, walking in front of the vehicle. "See these tow-hooks? They look like tusks. And what kinda animal has tusks?"

"… A walrus." Griff answered.

"Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?" Sarge rhetorically asked him.

"But he just told you Pumas were real!"

In the distance on a cliff, the members of Blue Team were continuing to spy on the reds. Church was still looking through the scope, and Tucker was still annoying him.

"What is that thing?" Tucker asked.

"I don't know." Church said. "It looks like, uh, it looks like they got some kinda car down there. We'd better get back to base and report it."

"A car?" Tucker asked, disbelieving. "How come they get a car?"

"What are you complaining about? We're about to get a tank in the very next drop."

"… You can't pick up chicks in a tank."

"You can't pick up chicks ever, Tucker." A new voice said. Another guy, with black armor and blue highlights walked up. "It doesn't matter what vehicle you're in."

"You're a dick, Duncan."

"Nice to see you drop in." Church said. "Thought you were in the middle of an 'enthusiastic walk'."

"Nah, something crazy and awesome would've happened if I did." Duncan explained. "So what's going on down there?"

"They got a car."

"What kind?"

"I don't know." Church said, looking back through the scope. "It looks like, uh… Like a big cat."

"… What, like a Puma?" Tucker asked.

"Yeah, there you go."

"I don't know." Duncan said, peering closely. "I think it looks like a Warthog."

Back with the Reds…

"Dammit, I don't see how this thing looks like a 'Puma'!" Sarge said.

"How about this, sir?" Will offered. "Which mental image is more pleasing? The thought of a Warthog ramming into Griff with its tusks? Or the thought of a vicious panther-like animal tearing into his flesh? Eviscerating him piece by piece, doesn't matter if he's alive at the time or not."

Sarge went silent at that.

"What the fuck, Will!?" Griff complained.

"Change of plans, soldiers!" Sarge cheerfully proclaimed. "We're calling this thing the Puma!"

Omake 2

Currently Duncan and Blake were calmly relaxing in his room. Despite his show-boating, egotistical, over-dramatic, and overly theatric tendencies, Duncan's actually quite capable of being quiet. Actually, he likes to consider himself something of a scholar. Sometimes at least. So it's not too hard to see that the two were dating. Even though the other member of their three-way relationship was currently not present.

Blake was in the middle of reading her book, 'Ninjas of Love'. And Duncan was drawing. Though he looked up every now and again at the book in his Faunus girlfriend's hands. Blake caught onto him looking and closed up the book.

"Duncan," She began. "Why are you looking at my book?"

He seemed a little hesitant. Like he was trying to decide if it was right to go through with asking. "It's just… Back in my world, there was a lot of speculation about that book you're reading."

"Oh, boy." Blake sighed. "I'm not gonna like this, am I?"

"I don't think so." Duncan said, shaking his head. "The majority, if not everyone, believes that book is, um… an erotic… romance novel… Yeah."

Blake stared silently, her eyes slightly wider and her mouth slightly open. She didn't say anything for a minute, trying to find her voice.

"W-what?" She asked, mortified. "W-why, the hell, would people think that?!"

"Uh, the people seemed to think, or hope, that you're secretly a sexual deviant." He explained. "A lot of fan-fiction was made about you having sex with Yang, too. Actually, there was, and still is, A LOT of shipping the team. You and Yang, and Ruby and Weiss."

"Oh God!" Blake said, putting her face into her palms. "I can't believe this! Your home wants me to be some sex-charged animal?!"

"Well… you can't blame them." He tried to defend. "You're really attractive. So it's not too hard to for them to let their imagination wander. But if you ever went to my world… Don't look yourself up on the internet. The amount of Yuri about you might be quite the shocker."

"Uhhhh" She sighed, falling onto the bed. Her face was in the pillow. "This is so degrading…"

"Hey…" Duncan said, putting his stuff down and walking toward her. He sat down next to her stroking her back. "It doesn't matter. It's not like they're gonna come her and ask you. Or video-tape you having sex or something." He said, despite knowing some probably would. "Besides, I think you're perfect just the way you are."

She seemed to sheer up a little evidenced by her cat ears twitching and she removed her face from the pillow to look at him. She sat up to give him a hug. "Thanks, Duncan."

"Besides, it's not like they're right or anything."

Blake didn't answer. Instead she looked away, though she hoped Duncan didn't see that.

"Oh! I almost forgot!" Duncan said, reaching into his jacket. He pulled out a small rectangular object, wrapped in paper and handed it to her. "I got you a present, a book from my world. It's not something I'd read, but I thought you'd like it."

"A book?" She asked, letting go of him and taking the offered gift. She unwrapped it to see a curios title. "'Fifty Shades of Gray'?" She opened up the book to quickly skim through the pages…

And quickly found out that Duncan just gave her a very steamy erotic novel.

"Duncan!" She squeaked, turning to him. However, she found that he was no longer there.

After a few deep breaths to cool herself down, Blake found her attention back to the novel in her hands. She looked around a couple of times, making sure no one was there. Then she placed the book down on the bed…

… And then locked the door and closed the blinds.

Okay, I know it was short, and I'm sorry for that. I DO really want to continue this soon. I've been getting a lot of ideas of how to tie in all of my fics soon enough. But, that can't really happen yet until Volume 2 come out. So until then… I'll try and accept some requests for extra chapters. In-between stuff, off-page, that kinda thing. In that way, I'll be able to help keep this fic going to try and please you people. Though right now, I am a little paranoid. After the site took down that smut-fic collection I was just starting thanks to some viewers' requests… I'm scared that with that almost anything of mine's gonna get taken down. Don't know whether it was some little jerk who didn't read the warning and reported it or if SOPA is trying to quietly come back by taking down a newbie's smut fic. Like I said, paranoid. So, the latter's hopefully unlikely. So, sorry if I begin taking even longer to update my stories. I'm trying my best!

And I will continue to do so! I'm not alone anymore! If you've been reading my Highschool DxD fic, you'll know that now there's more Multiversers! So that is awesome! Well, off to write on my other fics. If you guys have any requests for omakes or extra chapters for MLTI VRSE, leave'em in the comments or PM me. I'll try my best to get them in!