Adventure 2: Hildreannaleena's first day
Omg I hat to totes go to a totally new skewl after my old school Helgen High got burnt down and everyone totally died. Omg I had to totally make new friends and stuff… what if I wasnent the most poplar? Omg I dident want to think about that possibley I would totes be the most poplar, I have the best hairstyle and face mods and all my clothes are from designer. I have nevr biugt anuthng for less than 5000g. I was totes walkin to shol, I was totally nervus. I saw a totes guy leanin against a wole smoking wif some dragons that totes had motorbikes.
"who are u" asked the leader guy OMG IT WAS TOTES ALDUIN alduin totally burnt down my old hi skewl.
"omg I recognize him," said a dragon, "she was on tv shes the dragenburn be careful she might kill you and apsorop your sole!"
"No thanks," said Laduin.
"Let's not bashup, she is new it will be a bad first impress."
"Odourviig you such a loser," I heard ALduin sayin but I hat already worked away.
Omg I got to the totally gate, it said SKYRIM HIGH I read the describe 'The totally biggest High Skewl in Skyrim' and some other borin stuff abowt edycation that I dident reed becos it was borin lol
I totes walked thro the doubbel doors, and to my new lcoakr. I saw a totes gurl next to my locker, she was warin a cheerleedin outfit that said Skyrim High Imperials on it I totes knew that was the baskertball teem. She was totes gettin red pompoms from her locker. She turned sudden and accidental bash into me and my buks went all ova the floor.
"oh my totally nine divins, I'm so sorry she started pickin up my books no it's ok honestly I said," are you sure?" yes
"my totes name is Rikke, Legate Rikke I'm the Head cheerleader for our barsketball teem, I'm totes datin our star basketballer ulferic he is totes cute lol"
"Oh lol im totes Hildreannaleena, I'm the dragenburn im not datin any1 lol my bf dumped me for a gurl and then got burnt to dead by Aldawin lol karma."
"omg I haf totes seed you on tv."
"Yeah im new at this skewl.
"its ok you can be my totes bffl if you like' omg we were totes bffls now
I was warkin to mu first clas with Rikke it was Maths which was totes borin but I dident want to wag classes already on my thirst day at this skewl lol. Im a totes rbel and I like, wag clases all the tiem. We wer put in a seatin arrangement in maths ugh I was never comin to a maths calss again I had to sit next to a totes ugel NIRD called Calcelmo and on the other side was odahvegatables alduins friend ugh. He was a dragen and took up so much room I was totes squished.
I was totes passin a note to totally Rikke when the teacher, she was totally called Sybille Stentor. Omg she was rood and I dident like her, she made me give the note it said this calss is borin im waggin the othar maths lol uh oh mers stentor looked SO MAD
Uh oh I got sent to the princapel office, this was totes not a good first day.
"Hildreannaleena it am extreme rude to pass notes," said the principle, he was call Titus Mede.
"Sorry printaple Mede I promise not to do it again."
"It ok. Also Hildreannaleena you need Dragenburn traynin, you shud totes trane with the Gaybreards. Ulferic Stromclok is alredy train with them."
"wow realy? That is totes awesome, thanks for the oppochurnity."
"That is ok Hildreannaleena the Dobahik. I am glad to see you are a grapeful person."
Omg it was totally lunchtime and I sat at the totes table with Rikke, she was totally popular and all the coolest kids with designer clothes were sittin here. There was a reel pritty gurl called Elisif, she was nearly pretty as me. She had blodne hare so she was probs dum becos blodn people are usual dumb no offend to blonde people. She had blue eyes. Next to her was a guy Rikke said him name was Torygg and he was Elisif's totes bf, he was the most poplar guy at skewl. Ulfric wasent there he was Rikke's totes bf and he was traynin with the greybeerds, I dident start tran until tomorrow. There was also a girl called Jordis the Shield Maiden. And also the guard from whiterun, Kyler, it turned out her only broke his leg when he got burnt to ashes by the dragen.
"Oh my like, totes god," are the dragonBORN?" arsked Jordis.
"ye
" wowowowow can I have your autograph"?
Omg I knew I was totes poplar but I didnent think ppl wud want my automobile! I was so flattered omg
The next totally day I was with the greyburds, they were totes kind of boring but I learnt some cool shouts like fus ro dah and yol toor shul which breaths fire and a whirlwindn one so I cud move fats. Omg I would totes win all the races at school ports. I looked over at totes Ulferic he was totes had an anger look on his expression.
"What's wrong?" I asked
"NOTHIN" he totes snappied like an crocodile.
Wow I wunder wut his problem is. …
When I totes came out of the jim I walked into ODAHVEG THE GUY FROM ALDEWINS GANGPLANK
"Hi Hildreanneleena," he said friendlily but I knew he wasent rly friendly.
"omg go away Odahviig I knoew yu are a totes member of Laduin's gang."
"Wait no Hildreannaleena I wanna be your friend, can I tell you a totes secret you have to promise not tot ell anyone especially not alduib,"
Ok
"I am secretly a crossdresser" he whipsered so no one wud here.
"omg oderveg I carnt believe a totes crossdresser in Alduin gang!"
"I know I want to leave can you totes help me confront him?"
"ODAHVEH YOU'RE A CROSSDRESSER?" oh my god it was totes alduin he looked totes mad becos he was racist to crossdressers :(
Hi everyone thanks for read this chapter, it's going to be in 2 parts. If you wud like your charactar feechured, then please say its name, race and gender in the comments and I will feature :))
