Uh oh we totes hat to stand up against the mean bully Aldawin.

'Aldawin I don't want to be in your gang no more," said Odourveg. Suddenly a fabulous sparkle dress appeared on him, omg it looked so good I was totes jelly.

"Omg Odah totes viig, you should be a totally model!"

Uh oh Aldwin was jelus, he wanted to be a model too, but his dad wouldn't let him incase he got pregnernat.

"Dayum," said a rnadem warkin past, he also couldn't believ how good Odahvig looked.

"I hate you odaehvegan," said Alduin

Alduin it is not nice to be racist"I said"

I don't care I H8 CROSSDRESSARS"

Omg he was so mean. He breathed in a deep breath and dragon shoted YOOOL TUUU SHUL which breathes fire, and burnt odahviig's dress off.

"Oh no that was expensive and now im naked said Odavhiig except it is ok for a dragon to be naked.

we heard a weird noise and turned around ALDUIN HAD MADE EVERYONE NAKED EWWW except me of course because im classy.

Oh my god we had to find the reverse speel!"

"Hildreannaleena have you heard the tale of when Sangawin the daedra lawd maked everyone naked at the Countess's party in cyrodaffodil?" asked Odabhe

"No

"Well mabye he knows how to make ppl not nake!"

Oh my totes god yes what a food idea "said me"

We were flyin to the cassel where Sangawin lives, hes the daedra lord of silly and debutchery. We found him hanging around dabcing.

"Hi Sang=gue," I sayd.

"Hi who are you."

I was shokced, he dident even know who I was!

"Don't u watch tv?" I totes asked

"No

Well im hildreannaleena, the dragonborn and also fames. I need ur halp.

Why would I halp u lol

Becos im the coolest kid at skewl and if you don't help I will start a rumer abowt u

"Ok, he saed," I will help if you bisit me at the whiterun inn at night tonight."

Omg it was night and I was at the whiterun inn but sanfgein wasent there, wtf how rude. Suddenly a random guy called Sam came up to me, his name was Sam/

"Hi wanna have a drinkin contest."

Well u carnt be a kool kid without bein a bit badass, so I drank the contest, omg I woke up.

"Hi guess what you married a goat and sold a giant to a hag," laughed Odavhigg.

"omg WHAT I carnt marry a goat that's totes uncool, omg don't tell anyone we have to keep it quiet."

Odahvegatable pulled his phone out from his handbag that he had and showed me my facebook profile. Omg it said relationship status: totes married to::: Moira the Goat

OH NO A LEBSIAN GOAT this was embarrass. Omg we hat to fix the sityuayshon. I quicjly changed my relationship status to single :3 and pretended it was just a joke, oh no moira angry facebook messaged me sayin BFTHC WHY U DO THIS. Oh no I turned around and there was her!1! she was a hag and she was really ugly.

"HILDREANNALEENA YOU H8 ME!" she uh oh totally try to stab me! Suddenly heroically to the rescue a totes half Khajiit half sow elf called Vicktorriya. She left flower tails when the wanked around. I knew Vicktorriya she went to my kinfergarten but the kids mayd fun off her becos she half sow elf so she totally got homskewled. Vicktorriya totes stab Moira and moira die.

'omg you saved my life," said me.

"its ok said totes Vicktorriya,:

The next day Sangawin comed to my hows, totes creepy! Lol he gave me a totally staff that summons a totally dremora daydra and sed it funny that I marry a goat/ omg when I got to school I summoned the dremora it was a fashion daedra and it put fashionable clothes on everyone with its magical hands, and danced.

Hi everyone thanks for reed! Im sorry I not add your charactar in this time Maximsk but I promis to make him in the next chapter : )