Hildreannaleena and the Dark Brotherhood

I totally went to sit at the poplar table at the cafeteria and saw diffrant ppl sittin ther! Omg it was a blodne gurl, a dark hair byo and an argonian red and black.
"Excus me this is my table," I sed.
"no I am astrid I am dark brohood I can do what I want."
"don't be bfith"
"hey that is my totes gf, Astrid," said the guy
"yeah don't be mean to Arnbjorn, me or Jet Black he was the argonian"
"How am I bean mean, I just came ovar hier and you were sittin at my table and you startin bein r00d!"
"bitsh you'll pay fur this." Sed Astred.
"whatevs,' I totes walked away swagaliciously. I could tell that the dark brohood were totes jelly of me because I was the prettiest and most poplar gurl at Skyrim totally High even though I'd only been here for like a week lol.

Omg it was totes evening time, 10pm at nite and I was tired and textin my besties Odahveg the crossdresser dagen and Rikke. We were totes talking about nail Polish.. omg I fell asleep becos 2 tired oops.

OMG WHEN I WOKE UP I DIDENT RECAGNIZE THE PLACE!1! I WSAS KIDNAPPED!1
I cud see a gurl sittin on a shelf, but she was wearin a marsk so I cudent recognaze her.
"You were a total bitjh you haf a lot of nerve bein so rood to totes Astrid, the leeder of the Dark Brotherhopd! I have a choice for u, jone us or die!" omg a totes deth threat, but I wasent afrade becos I was the dragonborn and cud easily beet Astrid in a fite, but I was curies I wanted to see what the dark brothood was liek.
"Ok I will john you."
"You have to assassinise someone, can you kill my ex he totes cheeted on me : ( said Astried.
"yeha whats his name?"
"Bob

Omg I totes saw bob sittin in the cafeteria tomorrow, he was totally on the basketbowl teem. He thought he was reely kool with his friends. His best friend was Tullius, the totes Team Captian of the Imperious, which is our baksetball team here at skyrem hiy. Tuliu was totes ugly lol Rikke said he is her totes ex but he cheeatahed for a high elf. Omg Bob was sittin there thinkin he was better than evry1 else because he was good at baskertball, so I totes shot him with a bough and arrow. He died

I was reapply my makeup in the bathroom while Elisif my other bestie was totes poopin in the stall and sudden Astrid came in!
"Thank you for assassinise Bob, he was totes mean Arnbjorn is totally bettar! You are now a membrane of the dark brothadrood come and meet us at the sanctuary neer dawnstar tomorrow at 6:00pm don't be l8." Then she walked out of the totelaits her butt was reely big I noticed.
"oh my totally god," said Elisif coming out of the stall and washing her hands with fragnance sope. "I carnt beleef you murderered Bob to get into the dirk brotharhoof!11"
"shhh don't tell nay1 or I will get expeeld Murder is totally aganst the schol rules' I said warningly.
"I promis not to your secret is saef with your bestie."
At 6:00pm I was totally at Dornstar. I found the sanctuary and said the pw to the door and it let me in, lol totes cool. Inside were lots of ppl, a children who was telling a circle of ppl about the guy she murdered. There was also Jet Black.
"Welcome Hildreannaleena," he said," He was totes an argonian. "hi" I said
"btw be careful of Astrid she might tell on you she's kind of mean/"
"ok thx/"

"Hail Sithis said Astrid, Sithis was the dark lurd. He was the worship of the drak brodh. "Ok we are gonna send you on missions go and talk to Nazir he Is totally a mission.

I went into a room and there was a totally red gourd sitting at the table reedin The Adventures of Barenziah. It's about a dark elf gurl who is still alive like 1k years later becos dark elves live a long time.
"Hi I need a missen."
"Cool can you assassinate Sapphire from the thieves guld becos she said my phone was old fashened. He ponted to his Nokia phon."
Omg I was not a murdarar and this was wrong, and sapphire dident even go to our school she was a hairdresser so I just dident do it and lied that I did and they gave me munney anyway! Lol how dum. I did that for all my contracts too XD

"Hildreannaleena are you lyin abowt kilin ppl? Cos I saw Sapphire 2dai!' said Jet, uh oh he totes knew!
"mabye lol I said"
"Uh oh if asturd finds owt shes gonan be so mad!"
"OMG HILDREANNALEENA I KNOW UR SECRAT" uh oh it was totes Astrid she knew!

Hi thanks 4 reed! Im gonna mayk both of ur charactars have big roles in the next chapter : ) hope you enjoy I am sorry for not much update recently I have be'd busy : ( But now I have write another sotry to make up for it, Oblivion High, for ppl who are fans of oblivion which is the elder scrawls 4, it's my favrit one actelly.