Oh no I exchanged a worry look with jet, and then Astrid totally shout!

"yes I know ur secret! I know about YOU ARE STEELIN MY BF ARNBJORN!'

Omg that was totes not true!111! I wudent do that I wudent steel a prsn bf! That wud b bad mannars!

"Ogm totes am not!"

"its ok I already KILLT HIM and murder like evry1 elsa I told the imperials (thye like hate the dark brohood btw) about where our sactery was muhahahahahaa."

OMG THAT BFTJH!

"How dar u, that is rly bad manors," I sed. I totally panicked, I hat to rush to the sanctery to see if anyone had survived! Me and Jet who is an argonian wented the shrine as fast as we could, we rode our horses. My horse was a designer horse. We arrived at the sanktory, but it was in flams! We saw Arnbjorn, corpse, and Nazir cryin. Nazir is a totes redguard.

"Noooo my secrat lovar is ded," weeped Nazir.

"Oh no nazi that is so sad, im so sry," I started to say, then wait a minut…. 'hey you were the wun cheetin on Astrid!?"

"omg don't tell her,"

"naxir she maked the sanctery burnt down becos of u! This is reely bad do yuo reelise what youv dun?!"

"im so sorry," said Nazir, but it was 2 late, the dameg had been done.

'come on we have to see who is alive still, Jet cast a resist fiar spell and run into the fire and when he come out he find Babette, the vmapir, still alive."

"Hi babette," omg I was kind of annoyed becos I didn't like her, she was weird. She was vampire but not the totes sparkly kind like twilite (me and my best fredn Rikke always argue, #teamedward or #teamjaceb lol) no she was the totally weird kind like cownt Dracula, or the count of skingrad who was a vamper, no one even notice that he the count for like 1000 yhears! Seems totes sus if you arks me. Oh no I got off track, where was I oh yeah wehad to run away from the sancteyr before we all got totally burnt! But when we got outside, it was ASTERID!

"Astrid go away I can't belive you kill your bf, and it was totes nazir cheetin not me :( " I said, adding an anger face so she would no that I was REELLY anger at her.

"Im really sprry," she looked apollojetik. "I feel really bad and I miss Armborn :("

"well that's your fault isn't it you killed him!" exclamation marked Jet.

"Im so sry, you can have this gourmet car for compensate," she pointed at a car sittin in the snow, it was shiny black with red headlights and customized seats! Wow it looked kewl, all the people at school would be totes jelly of me. Lol I codent wate to see their expressions! Oh my gosh, there was a dragen in the sky!

It was an eval dragen that Asturd had set on us. It was flyin around and breethin fiar everyehwre.

"it's ok I am an experience dragon fighter!" exclamation marked Jet, and shot the dragon with arrows. They were super strong daydric arrows.

Suddenly we saw a lasso of flowers bring down the dragon! Omg it was Vicktorriya, the half khajet halve sow elf! She was also a professional dragon slayer, and left flowar trales when she wanked places. The dragon fell on the ground, and squashed Asteroid the really mean leader of the dark brohud. Lol she was squashed. Vicktorriya had safed me again! Omg

To return the faver the next day I went to the shop and bought her sum choclats to show I appreciate. She said thx. As I was warkin alog wif my new fredns whoo were maykin their own dark brotherhood, and planning, except I dident want to be in it becos I didn't want to kill ppl, killin ppl is illegel for some reason. Ok as we were walkin along the stret I heard a showt comin fromm the mountens.

DUVET KING

"Who is the duvet king I wondered out loud."

"Umm totes you obviously," said Nazir.

"But im a girl how can I be a king?"

"I think Duvet kin like the dragonborn," said Vicktorryai.

"ohhhh lol" lol I was so blodn sometimes even tho I haf red hare!"

"Lol there must be something wrong," you better go and see the greyberds," said she.

Uh totes oh

Omg I totes ran to the gym at school, which we call High Hrothgar, and saw the greybareds there. Except the graybards weren't there, it was just Ulfric.

"Ulfric what is goin on!?"

I looked in the corner and saw Rikke cryin. "He totes dumped me!" omg her makeup was ruined.

"im leevin the basketball teem and makingmy own!

Oh wow this adventure was so dramatic! Thx very much for your characters contribution HugsForPenguin and maximsk. :)