omg so Ulferic made the totes Stormcloak basketball teem. He so totally recruited all the best nords, he wudent let anyone else in. Im a nord, but he wudent let me jone becos im frends wif Rikke and I don't like basketball anyway lol. He wudent let the supar hot high elf on the team which made me sad : ( . I went to watch the totes Storemclokas practicing at lunch instead of gone to my training with the grayberds becos the greybeards were busy. Omg oh totes no, their team was so good it was even bettar at basketball than the totes imperials, which is our totally normal team. Uh totes oh. I wented to warn Tullius, but when I got to tulliuses locker I saw him and Rikke TOTES MAKINF OUT! Ewwwwwwww I carnt beliv it, tullius is totes ugly!11
"Oh hi Hildreannaleena," said Rikke, she looked totes embarrass.
"OH EM GEE, I CARNT BELIV U MAKIN OUT WIF THAT UGELY GUY!"
"Me?" arksed Tullius, He must be pritty dum since I cudent exactelly see anywun else amking out wif my totes bestie.
"Oh I comed to totes warn you, bytw" I said, tottally rememebrin why I wos here, "The stromclocks r REaLLY good, be careful."
"Excuse me I'm pretty shore I can beat a dumb team of nords, Nords are prity dumm and im bettar at baskertball than any1 elsa!" said totes Tullius very angerly, he was even moar anger now I had offended him xtra, but I was pritty offended that he sed nords were dum (hes an imperial btw) "I wud NEVAR date a nord," sed Totallyius.
"LOL I actually laughed" No one wud want to date you anyway!"
Rikke looked offend. "sry," I apoliziged. "
"Hildreannaleena I dident know that u wer such a BFITHCH.!" She away.
"wate no im tryin 2 help! " I totes yelled aftar her
"Well ur not doin a vrey gud job, are yuo?!" she anger stomed away.
"Oh totes no, that went rly badly. That was ur fawlt!" I accusinglied Tullius.
"Mien?" he looked surprise.
"Yeh cos if u totes hadent bin makin owlt whiff her then there wud be no argumint!"
"how dare u accuse me shes rite ur a BITH."!
Omg I wented to the match between the strongcloaks and the imperials the next day. Uh oh it was goin rly badly. I looked at the cheer leedin teems. The sormcloak one was made only of nords so it was rly borin. I looked at the othar one, it was manely imperials but there was an argonian and sum elves. Rikke said there was a khajiit on it but she sold too much skooma and got expelled. Skooma is this totally illegal drug that all khajiit are addicted to and sell. My friend M'aiq is a khajiit, he wented to my old skewl and was now goin to this skewl, but he hadent turned up at the match yet. I cuahgt rikke's eye, but she looked away she looked upset still and I felt rly bad, I hoped her teem one so she felt bettar.
But I was dissaponied, becos the imperial team were losin rly baddy. 5 minutes in they were score 4-0 with stormcocks in the lead. Oh no this was really not guud. I saw my friend M'aiq totes walkin through the stands, tryin to sell bottles of 'refreshments' but thye were actually skooma. He saw me and came to sit.
"Who's winnin?"
"Omg I pointed at the scoreboard and M'aiq said oh no"
'M'aiq saw you arguing with Rikke," sed M'aiq. he speeks in third person cos he is totes dumb.
"Yeah she was makin out wif Tullius who is totes ugly and I sed why r you makin out with that ugly dude lol."
M'aiq totally laughed.
"hey where is odahviig have you seen him?"
"lol odahviig wudent fit in the stands, hes a dragon."
"Oh of course!" I totallied.
SPEAK OF THE DEVILLE odahbiig just came through the doors into the totally gym and was skiddin across the floor.
"DOUBLLE-U TEE EFF!" went a teechar, "WUT R U DOIN!"
"Im rly sorry," sed Odourveg, "But Alduin is chasin me!"
Sure enuff aldawin came runnin thru the doors too, and crashed into odahviig who fell and landed on the stands. Alduin totes rored and fire everywhere, and set half the stands on fire and burnt lots of ppl! They died inclyuding Kyler who had been burnt alive be4 but only had a broken leg, I hope he was as lucky this time.
"ALDUOIN THAT WAS REELY BAD!1" odahvegegrtable shouted, I had bever seen him get \angry buyt right now he was totes MAD. He took a deep breath and shouted DAY UM GURL a dragonshout and alduin was transformed into a gurl wif a reely big butt, so big that he totally kept knockin ppl out wif it by accident when he warked past. LOL it was so embarrsing for him even tho it wore off after a few minets.
Omg focsugn on the game agin, the imperials ended up loosin score 2-11, how embarrassing.
It totally meant that the stormclokes wud be playin against the other skewls too, and made tullus rly sad that he cudent play against the other schools, he cried. I feeled so bad for him that I totally sent him an apologise letter, but rikke had totally dumoped him for suckin at basketball lol. She was still a cheerleader though becos the stromclokes wudent let her on because she was an imperius instead of a nord, idk why ulfric totally dated her if she wasent a nerd then. Oh me and rikke totes made up btw we are besties again :D