Omg it was school holidays finally. I was totally havin the time of my life, I was so totes excited, we were havin a totes party that night. All the totally poplar kids were invited. Hereza a list of totes poplar kids:
Me (of corse)
Rikke
Hildreannaleena
Kyler except he had a broken leg again from bein burnt by a dragen so he cudent cum,.
Elitstith and her bf Torygg
Ulfric omg id avoid him
Tullius eww hope he totes dident hit on me
Jet Black the argonien hes my totes frend.
Vicktorriya becos shes my fredn she safed my life
Odavhiing
Not alduon becos he was meen
M'aiq he was gonna sell Skooma
Me
Some other ppl who were totes hot
Omg I had to go shoppin to buy a totes new designer outfit. I knew which outfit I totally wanted: an elven dress. The only place to totes buy one was at the shop raident rainment, but the elves there totally hated me.
"Hildreannaleena they hate me too even though its my favrit shop and I always shop there. I fink its time for our revenge," said Odahvegetable. Omg I totes never knew odahvegetable to be the kind of prsn wait totes dragen not prsn to reveng. Then I saw totally tears in him eyes and I knew he must be really sad.
"Odahvig whats wrong?" I questioned me
"I'm peelin onions."
"Oh lol."
We flew to solitude, which was the capitql of skyrim despit bein right in the north and beinf called Solitude. We landed in a shop and died.
"Omg get out!" sed the elf, but we weren't goin to put up with this.
"Fus ro dah!" I shouted and the elf went flyin. Odahfing also took a deep breathe and burninate the elf, but elves are power magic and the elf put up a shield.
"U a stupit dumb crossdresser!" shouted one elf, her name was Endarie.
"EXCUSE ME!?" Odahvegan was so rage. Him eyes wented red and I cud feel angar.
I was anger too, no1 insulted my best friend and be'd racist to corrsdresers and got away with it! "STUP-IT-BITH!" I dragon shputed. Endarie died.
The other elf, Taarie, cummed up to us. "U KILLED MY SITSER!" SHE BELOWED.
"Sorry," sed odaviig, he was apologize, but I was not.
"UR THE DUMMEST CROSSDRESSER!" shouted Taarie.
"Ok ive had enough." Odahviig angried. "STOP-BEAN-MEAN!" suddenly taarie turned nice.
"Hi you can have all the stuff free," she gave us the whole shop free cos she was nice.
I thank youd her and turned to leave the sop, but then sudden a ghost appear! It was wearin a black designer dark brohood hoodie. Omg was it the ghost of asteroid? She was the leader of the dark brotherhood but she be'd mean. But no it was a guy, omg a totes cute guy
"you sleep rather soundly for a murderer,"
"OMG GTFO LUCIEN LACHANCE UR FROM OBLIVIViON."
"Oh lol"
We were about to leave then another interrupt! This time qas a guard, werein red soltide gard clothes.
"excuse me u murdered."
"Sry bby,"I apologise, but the guard not care. He look anger and get sowrd. I dident have the money to pay the fine becos I spent it all on clothes, and the guards didn't accept credit cards.
"wate its ok, theyre allowed," said Taarie cos she was nice all of a suddenly.
"Why?"
'Because I gave them.'
"Ohhhhhhhhhh lol sed the guard, understanding even though it made no sense. He put the sword away but accidental stab himself and die. Ow
Omg it wos totally time for the party, it was totes at the Bannered Mare in Whiterun. It had a totes picture of a totally mayor (which am a gurl flavoured horse) with a banner stickin out of its back like a carasel horse except alive but a picter so not alive lol. We used the ded guard from solitude as a totally disco ball becos we totally lost ours. M'aiq was totes sellin Skooma, and every1 was buyin it and also getting drunk off Nord mead, it was the best. We all danced but I spotted some1 totes lookin weird in the corner. They had a totally mismatched outfit and were eatin totally cheese.
"Hi wanna have some skooma," said M'aiq tp the odd.
"You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for."
"What?" M'aiq looked totes confused. "maybe u already had too much skoooma lol" he sed.
The strange prsn was too busy totally eatin cheese to reply.
"Excuse me I have something important."
"Well? Spit it out, mortal. I haven't got an eternity! Actually... I do. Little joke. But seriously. What's the message?"
"No its not a message, its skooma."
"omg" whipsered totally Elisith, "its sheogorath."
"WHO LOL?"
"Shhhhhhh it's the daedric princess of chaotic."
"Hi sheogorath' I hied.
"hi lol."
"why are you at our party? You weren't invited."
"Im gatecrashing"
"that's bad manors im callin the police."
"but im a daedra lord."
"so its still totes bad manners to gatecrash, go away."
"wow ur reely r00d," sed sheogorath, he was totes upset so he turned me into a sheep and ran into the bathroom to cry.
"LOL bein a sheep is so totally out of fashion Hilterannaleenaa.' Laughed at me everyone. I was totally emborrassed. I ran into the toilets and found Sheogorath. He wasent cryin, he was textin Molag Bal and Mehrunes Dagon on his phone.
"this is a gurls toilet," I informed totally sheogorath. "and can u make me a human bein a sheep is totes ruining my hair."
'ok but first you have to do a missen, you have to escape the mind of M'aiq the liar."
Uh totes oh I found myself in a room full of skooma, I knew this must be the mind of m'aiq.