Oh em gee, it was ferangar the cowrt wizard. He wos totes dabcing and he totally danced over to me. "Fank u for getting the stones. Will u be my bf?"
"W-U-T-F NO GO AWAY!" I totally danced away.
"I wos tarkin to him," oh it turned out he wos askin ufleric.
"omg no ur a hi elf."
"umm no im a nurd."
"oh well no becos ur a magic and I hate magic."
"wow racist." Suddenly ferangar turned to me.
"omg hildre totes annaleena, the dragonburn. Omg you shud be an exchange studant at the collage of winperhold."
"hildreannaleena if you do that I will never speak to you again."
"LOL I don't caer if u stop talking to me, you broken my bets friends heart." He had breaked Rikke's heart.
Suddenly Elisif was doin the waltz with her totes bf, Torugg. He wos our star foorballer and the most poplar boy in school. His nickname was the 'high king' because he bought a lot of skooma off M'aiq, he wos his best customer. Suddenly ulfric turned around. He saw toryg and I saw him get an idea, uh totes no, a totally terrible idea.
FUS RO DAH he suddenlied, and Elisif and Torygg totally went flying. Elsith hit her totally head on the wall and was totes knocked out.
"ow said torygg, he wos rubbin his hed becos it hurt."
"oh em totes gee are you ok?" I arksed.
But be4 he cud reply Ulferic wos attackin him wif his fists. He bashed up torygg and he had a balck eye, it was a black eye. It looked totally painful. FUS RO DAH sed ulferic again. Torygg like, totally fell over and wos totes unconkes. Sudden Elsith woke up.
"wots goin on- OMG TORYGG: she totally birst into teers. Noooo she sed, all the healers. We ran to the totally chapel and found heelers. There were 2: one to mend Kyler's leg he broke it agen, and another to heelin totally Toryg.
"is he gonna be ok?" arksed Elsith?
"yes," sed the preepstess, but kyler wos not ok he had to get his leg amputationed off becos he broke it too many times. It wos ok, it grew back thank totally talos.
Wow that party wos too stressful, I wos leevin. As I wos totally leevin I saw white totally run guard. He wos come to arrest Ulferic for bash ppl up. Omg I wos warkin along the street totally fashionably when I saw Nazeem. Nazeem is the most arrogent kid at shool becos he is the most richest. He think he is my frends balgrufs frend but he rly totally hates him shhh don't tell n azeem. Nazeem sed "do u get to the clowd district very often?"
"yes actelly, I live there," I sed, my hows wos next to balfrugs."
Nazeem looked anger then warked off angerly becos I had totes won this argue. I totes wented home and totally went to bed, when I woke up I totally had lots of messages on my fon.
Omg hildreannaleena I hop toyrg is ok im so worried abowt him
Omg I totes hop hes ok
Omg im so worry
Oh wate hes ok lol
All from totally elsif
Hi hildre totes annaleena im ok
From toruf
Omg im in jale becos of u
Rom Ulferic
Wtf why was he in jail becos of me? He wos in jail becos he bash up torygg, bash up ppl is totally illegal!
Well fine, I wos goin to Odahviings haus. I hat to meet the prsn and I neded to do it today becos it wos totally the last day of the holidays, term started tomorroe. I totally walked over to his house, it wos neer mien so it wosent very far. I knocked on totally door and Odahviing sed come in. I totally loved his house, it wos big to fit a dragen and wos pink. It had the Skyrim's Next Top Model semi-finale replay from last nite playin on the tv
"dident u wotch that last totally night?" I totally arked?
"yeh but I luv it so much im watchin it agen." Odahviing luved totes fashen outfits. OMG I SAW THE PRSN WHO GOT INTO THE FINAL, IT WOSENT A PRSN, IT WOS A DRAGEN!
"that's where u rly went last nite! Ur secretly a model!"
"yeh the final is next week, talons crossed that I totally win!" Odahviing wos beamin wif excitement and happily.
"oh em totes gee Odahviing, im sooooo happey for u." I wos totes happy. I cudent beliv my frend wos gonna becom the next totally top model of skyrim! Wow he wud be the first draggen model totally evar!
"will u take me to the delphines house?"
We had to go there becos the map marker totally sed so.
We totally arrived at Delphines. A blodne hair gurl came out of the hous. She wos wearin armer and had a katana sord.
"are you the dovahkein?" she arksed.
"obivousyly, im on tv a lot so is my frend odahviing hes a model."
"BI TALOS IT'S A DRAGEN KILL IT AND ABSOROP ITS SOWL!"
"this is my totes bestie, odahviing!" I exclamation marked.
"ok. Well come in I fownd out something."
I went inside, the house was totlly sparse and ugely, but I dident tell her that becos I dident wont to offence her or anything. There were lots of katanas on the woles which wos cool but dident wont
"I am a member of the blades by the way. We protetct the dragenbron, there hasent bin a dragonborn in like 200 years tho. But we wont to help you. Anyway I fink I fownd a place with an eval dragon to slay, I stalked him to his house."
"wow that's a bit creepy," I sed.
"hes in Aldawins gang."
"omg killin ppl is agaysnt my morrels."
"but hes a dragon not a prsn."
"yeah I don't care killing dragons is rood isent it odahviing?" I arksed odahviing out of the totally window. He nodded in agree.
"well will you at leest meet me at the bus sotp after skewl?"
"omg I don't catch pubic transport, I haf a car it's a porch called Shadowmere."
"well just drive ther then omg."
"fine ok."
I dident rly like delphine, but aldins gang wos pritty meen so I totally dident know what to do. I wos totally gonna ask odahviing but he had alreddy flown tto solitude for the final of Skyrims next top model. Omg I hoped he won, it wud be totes kool if my beste wos totally Skyrim's top model. Omg I should go and watch! I fast travelled to Solitude and saw my frend Rikke walkin down the street, she totally lives in solutide. She was walkin fashionally down the street with our other totally bestie, Elisif. Elisif wos wearing a totally designer green 'Fine Clothes' and Rikke wos totally wearin red. They luked like Christmas. They saw me and totally waved. Omg my besties, I totally filled them in with the goss abowt how Odahviing wos a totes model, and I wos gonna snek onto the set to see Odahviing. Omg we totally snuck round the back and wented into the big fashion place. I have 100 lockpick skill becos I am totally a natural at it so I picked the lock and we got in. Omg I cud see odah totes viing. He wos walking fashionly down the totes aisle thin g. He swayed his hips fashionably. I wos totally proud of him, a tear fell from my totes eye.
"sorry odahviing I just don't know what skyim would fink of having a dragen as the top model. I know that yur totally talented but im sry u carnt stay."
Odahviing looked heartbroken, I cud totally tell. I felt so sorry for him, his drems had bin destroyed. But he dident cry or anyfin becos he is srong, he has to go thru a lot of bullin becos he is a drgon and a crossdresser. He jusrt noddd and 'said ok'
Sudden Rikke knock over something! There a was totally loud CRAS!HJ! oh totes no!
Well I took my oppotunry now that we'd been totally founded out. I went up to the meen fashion guy and totally dragonshowted "STOP BEING MEAN!' All of a suddenly he turned arownd and told odahviing that he changed his mind and that odahiing deserved to totally be the top model becos nhe wos the best, omg I wos so prowd.
The next totally day wos school. I was in totally history class, our teacher Paarthurnax also teeches dragonshowts becos he is a dragon. Unfortunately he is rly boring and we were lernin abowt the Nerevarine, which is boring. The neveraverine is from morrowind which has totally bad graphics. I totes fell asleep. Next was religens class which is tort by this totally annoying nord, his nam wos heimskr. Heimskiier never shut up abwot Talos, it wos so annoyin. He also had a lowd vvoice so by the end of class I had totally the worst headache evear. Fourtunately it wos totally recess and I cud relax. Oh totes no I saw Delphone so I totally hid in a locker until she went away.
After school I totally drove my Porsche mazarrati Shadowmere to the bus stop. I saw dolphin there. She totally walked up to me and sed 'follow me." She walked rly slowly and it wos so borin and took for totes ever to get to the place. OH EM GEE IT WOS TOTALLY ONE OF ALDUINS GANG, I CUD HEAR WHAT THEY WERE TOTALLY SAYING, THEY WERE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WURLD!