We hat to slay the totes eval dregan! I pulled out my totally wepon… wate I totally cudent decide which weapen… my pink designer sword or my fashionable dagger? The sword, Dawnbreaker, I got it for helping a daedra lawd called Meiridia, had more dameg so I used it. I hit the dragon and went rawr. I was losin the fight, I totes needed some music. I oulled out my ipod and started playin some songs by Beyonce. I totally danced to the beat, when I did my special dance moves the dragon died from fabulous. It was dead. It started to burn. I saw Kyler run into it and catch on fire, he got burnt to ash.
'help me hildreannaleena I broke my leg!' he sed.
I looted the dragon bones which were really heavy, I was nearly overinencucumber, so I went to the town to sell it, I sold it to a person. Then I ran to Delphines house and asked her wut
'you have to crash a thalmor party' she sed
Omg! 'I totally luv parties!' I sed.
'ok well you have crash one, heres a fake invite.
Deer Hildreannaleena
Ur invited to the thalmor party. There is free skooma and alcool and sweetrolls,
From stupit bith
'oh my totally talos, you carnt say 'from stupid btich' Elenwen dusent call herself that'
Oh oops 'sed totally Delphine'
Wuns she had totally fixed the letter, I put on my fashionablest clothes which was hard to choose becus all my clothes are totes fashionable, I like to go to the totally prettiest clothes totally shops. I chose a wite dress, it totally had a pritty bow. I found some gold shoes which toatllu looked totally nice with it, and some totes bracelets. I neded a totes necklace so I wore an amulet of akatish, I dident wear my hamlet of talos becos that might totally offend the elves and totally reveal my totes disguise thing.
I hopped in my totally designer car, Odahviing, and we flew to the thalmor embassy. When I got there a guard
'weres ur invite
I totally showd him the letter. He belived it wos by elenewen
I warked off and torked to the guests. There were all extoci ppl. Omg I totally had to create a diversion. I walked up to a poplar gurl, Valkyrie Andalicandisara, and told her that her totes bf was cheetos on her.
'OH EM TOTALLY NEIN DEVEINS! ILL KILL THAT STUPIT IDYAT!'
'NEIN devines? Arksed elenwen'
'oops I ment 8,' Valkyrie totally saw the expreshun on Elenwen's totally face. 'Well theres 9 if u count Julianos as 2 ppl becos hes pregnerant….'
'U WERSHIP TALOS DON'T U?/ U STUPIT NORD!'
'no rly calm down Elenwen!'
Uh totally oh! Elenwen totally pulled out a glass eleven sword and KILLT VALKRUE!
Valkyrie was totes angery
'HOW DAR U ATTECK ME U STUPIT ELF?'
Uh oh a huge totally bar brawl. I wonted to help except Elennwen wud know I wos a talos warshipper, I wos prowd to be a talons worhsepr, but I dident want to get involfed with the fite when I hat a totally task to totes do!
I snuck into the kitchen
Omg I totally found what I was totally loking for! Elenwens secret dairy!
Dir diery
Today I went to the fashen shop and met my secret bf. Bhis name is Syllabunasilarylykkiamisava and he is the hottest bf around. Except my parents wont let me dayt any1 so it has to besecret. We kissed pasisonfully thrn we got married, except secret like in the poem by shakesper, Romeo and Julius Caeser.
Deer Diray
Today I wented to skewl and wagged classestto be with my totally bf. Then he went
'im totally breaking up wif u!'
'wtf is ed'
'I want a bf whho I can change my relaturnship satatus on facevook with, not u.'
I cred. MY PARENTS RUIN EVERYTHIN OMG I HAT THEM
Dear dairy,
Omg I hate talos
Dear diary
Wtf today a totally draaogn was bashin up Syllabunasilarylykkiamisava, serves him rfight but who let dragons into our skewl? Its rly dum . ! So stupit. I h8 nords but DRAGONS ARE EVEN WURS. I bet it's the nerds fawlt that the drgons are in the skewl basji8n ppl up . dum nruds. Wtf elves are so much better, we ave the most fashen clothes, at radian rainmen t thy are nice to me becos I am doog fashen and an elf
Wow Elenwen was so rude. I closed the chets and put the tottlly diary in my totes hambag. Sudennly I turned arownd and I sow a popular elf, Mynivaliväryssilukkarvä.
'hildreannaleena ur breakin in, I know it! Give back what u stle!
'nope.'
'I baash u up!' he totally tjreatened.
I totes laffed. FUS RO DAH I totally shouted, and he went flyin. Oh no all the totes thalmor guards came, they were comin to bash me up with totally swords!
I wated for my fus rod ah to rechange and I shouted 'FUS RO DAH again then they all totally went flyin'
I hat to escape! I ran aaway, I ran owtside into the snow, it wos cold but I totally had %50 frost iMmune, which is lkike an iPhone except not.
I hopped in my porche, its called shdown,rere. I got it fom the dark bruthergood. I drove back to delphins.
'omg the thalmor are blaim us? But it wos them! Hmm strange, well we haf to invstiagte.'
'ok lol, im going shoppin bye.
'bye.
I went shoppin in the city Markarth. Permanent Marker was a pritty strange lookin city but it totally had the coolest sops. Omg wen I went in I saw a totllay woman getting stabed!
hi evry1, sorry for not uplowed in ages. I was having a probellama with internet