Oh my totally talos I had to save the womna getting stabbed! I was totally russian forwards with my totally fast dragonbrn legs and I grabed the sowrd off the stab guy. Thank talos he totally dident stab her. Oh my totally nein deveins, he wos totally gonna stab me. I pulled my totally designer sword, dawnbreaker, and waved it threatenly. I got dawnbreakfast the sword from helping totes meridia the daydream lord back when I wented to Helgen high, which totally got burped down by alduin. I blocked the stab attack profeshunly, then killt the guy. He totally died to deth.

'wow thanks, Hildreannaleena," came up to me a guard. "I know your name, I saw you on tv, youre the dragqueenborn, I love you! I'm your biggest fan."

"omg thanks," I felt so flattened by his complimant.

"can I have your autograph?"

OMND (oh my nine dewines) I cudent beliv someone totally wanted my telegraph! I felt so proud, my chest swelled with proud. I almost cudent contane the proudness.

'omg yes of horse!' I said and signed the photo of me that he totally had, which is totes kind of a bit creepy but oh well. A guy came up to me.

'wow, are you hildreannaleena? Im ur fan too!'

'not as big fan as me!" sed the guard.

'whatevs,' said th dude

'my name is Tyranus, im a vigilant of stendarr.'

'my name is Janessarmenhansarkrisevvem, a good nord name,' sed the guard.

His name was too long to remember, so I be'd friends with Tyrannasaurus instead.

'hey can you help me pls, theres this hosue I need to investigate.'

'sure, I sed becos I am nice.'

'ok lets go!' Tyrannosaurs Rex ran off towards a house.

'so what do the virgins of stendarr do?' I asked curiosity.
'we kill daydra and nighdra. He laffed at his totally hilarious pun"
'oh kool'
I totally followed him into the house.

Suddenly totally firnutire started fluing everywhere! I dident no what was goin on. Sudden I heard a voice. I suddenlied. It was scary and I died. I totally ran towards the door and escaoed. Outside I saw rikke.

'hey totes bestie whats up?'

'lol I dare you to go back in there.'

'no totes way'

'lol I'll tell ur totes crush that ur a scaredy pants'

'wtf I do NOT have a crush'

'ill tell odahviing tat u have acrush on him!'

'Omg no his wife just died don't say that, besides hes a draegn that wud totes be weird, FINE ILL GO BACH IN only if u do a dare too.'

'what?'

'ill tell u l8r' I went back into the totally scary hows, I saw Tyranus there, he wos lookin scared

'U WILL KILL OR U WILL DIE' sed a lowd, deep voice. I felt rly bad but I killed Tyrant in the head.

'GOOD JOB MORTEL, COME DOWNSTARES TO COLLECT YOUR REWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDDDDDD' saed the dsddra lawd dramticallt. Then he wented muahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaa as an evil laugh.

I wented into the totally basement and saw a pretty designer mace. I grabed it and suddenly spikes totally appeared around me!
'lol trikked u, april fools!' sed the voice. 'I am Molag Ball, the daedra lorpd of domination. anyway I trekked u and u need to do a quest for me oar I wont free you'

'How can I do a quest if im trapped lol' I used my totally smart logic to defeat the powerful daedra lored.

'wow ur an idyat, anytwy go and CAPTURE LOGROLF THE EVIL PREEST OF BOETHIA, MY WORST ENEMY he started cryin.'

'whats wrong? I asked concerned'

'Boethia bullied me in elementary skewl, she mayde me cry and grown an emo fringe. Now we're worstest anemones.'
'thts very sad to hear, Mohawk Bal. I went to find the preest becos I felt totally sorry for him.

I arrived at the place where my quest marker sed to totally go. I saw logrolf, he was dancing! I cudent beliv how sick his dnce moves totally were. Oh my totally nine devines, he was listebning to screamo by Boethiah. He wos totally headbanging to the screamo.
'um excuse me,' I sed, but he cudent hear me becos the ice creamo was too lowd.
I used my 'throw voice' totally dragon totes shout to get his attention. I threw my voice in front of hum and sed 'excuse mi'

'oh hi, sry.'

'can u flower me? I have a birthday present for u, Lowgrolf.'

'omg thanx so much, my birthday is yesterday!'
Wow what good timing

We wented bac k to the howse, we wneted downstares, I made him close his eyes so he cudent see the present.
'is it a puppy?' he arksed, excited.

'OHB MY GOD ITS MOLAG BOWL!' UR GONAN KILL ME!

Uh oh he was totally trapped in the cage.

'KILL HIM OR ELSA!' screamed mona lisa bal.

'umm sory,' I apoligsed then killed Logrolf to death.

He camed back to life!

'KILL HIM AGAUIN;

'extra sorry,' I seded
HE CAME BACK TO LIFE AGAIN

I killed him again for good measure, then molag ball appeared in person! He was scales and green. He wore a totally fashionable designer leather jacket and some jeans.

'Thanks for killin him , I got totally revench on Bowethieah. Here's a fashionable designer mace for u, its 'the mace of molag bowel,' its named after me becos im cool.'
'no problem molag,' I totally sed.

'I gtg to basketball, but u can have this house if u want. Then he went muahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha again becos hes a daedra lawd and totes eval'

Wow thank the totally divines that I gotted out of the house, that was weird. I hoped Tyranus and Logrolf were ok after I totally killed them.

When I got to school the next totally day I saw Rikke, my totes bffl. I had to do a dare. "Rikke, I dare you to steal total y Elenwen's hair!'
'how do u steal hair?'

Ugh Rikke was so totally dumb sometimes, but don't tell her I sed that, she mite be offence.
'WITH SCISSORS'

'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' ok I totally will! She wented up to Elensewenf and snipped off all her hair. Rikke's sneak skill was really low so Elenwin saw. Uh oh, she was totally mad.

'OK HILDREANNAELEAN, YOU CRASH MY PARTY AND RUIN IT THEN YOU MAKE YOUR BEST FRIEND STEAL MY HAIR! I HATE U IM GONNA KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' uh oh she was coming for me with a totally elven dagger!