Elenwneneen was totally runnin at me wif a nife ! oh my totally gop, I was gonan die! Wait I am hidlreaanneleena, the dragonbern. I went FUS RO DAH and Elenwen went flyin back. When she got up she was even moar extreme angerly. Hur elven eyes gleamed with angry, and her blodn hare was also glowing super anger elf magic, evan tho it wasent on her head, my best totes friend rikke stole it and was holden it. She totally pulled out a magical staff called the Elfinator, and pointed it at me. Uh oh, it looked totally danger. I equipped daydric totes shield, the best kind of shield and totes got rdy for her attack. Oh no, her staff totally shooted out PUPPIES.

The puppies were extreme adorable. I totlly looked at them wif my blue eyes. They had funny ears – elf ears – they wrerent realy puppies they were secretary elves! I got my designer totes sword and was prepared to fite the elves, evan tho they luked lyk cute totally puppies. Sudden they turn into eval elves, I recognised an eval elf called Syllabueilyaksaryika and another super elf called Anabellaenyrienaksa. They looked at me evilly, they were the schol bullies. They totes were rdy to steal my lunch money!

I totes was rdy to kill my designer swrord, then I saw Rikke, she had bin kidnapped by the elves. Uh oh she was like princess peach I hat to totally rescue her. I put on a hat wif the letter M and wented to rescue her. Not rly I dident rly put on a totally hat I just totes pretened to.

I totally had to find owt where they were. I asked my fredns if they knew. "Elisif, u are smart, do you totes know where she is?"

"no sorry,"

"ok. Odahviing do you know where she is?"

"yeah she at the shooping mall."

I totally wented to the shopping mall to look for totes RIkke but I cudent see her!

"odahbiinvg you lied."

"oh sry I thort she wud b ther cos shes always there," explanationed he.

I was kinda annoyed but I pretended not to be.

Then I went to school and saw her in the toilet. She was putting on makeup with Syllabueilyaksaryika and Anabellaenyrienaksa. They were totally gossing cos they now besties! I was rly mad that she totes betrared me for elfs! I took off my Mario cap and threw it on the grownd angerly.

Rikke dident notis, she wos too busy sharing the latest goss. "omg how am I gonna tell him?" she asked agitarted.

"tell him wot?" I wondered out lowd.

"IM PREGENRNAT AND ITS ULFERICS!" she whaled.

Uh totes oh, a pregnerancy, this is the most dramatic thing evar.

"well why u betrat me 4 the elves?"

"they also preggers, with each other bbies."

"oh ' well I cud forgiv her for betray me for totally elves maybe.

"omg my water broke!" shouted rikke, she wos going into laber.! Uh oh I quickly put her in my Porsche jaguar, Shadowmere, and drove quickly to the totally hopital.

A bby came out! It was a cute bby, it looked like a rly mini rikke. Aww we even put a cute designer baby outfit on it. It was totes adorable like the eval puppies, except not eval.

We were thinking how cute was the bby wen the totally doors burst open and ulferic came in!

"I carnt beliv u dident tell me abowt ur bby, IM GONNA SELL IT ON EBAY!"

Rikke was morgafied! "you carnt sell it on ebay!"

"What are we gonna name the totes bby?" I wondered.

"Im gonna call it Ulfericleiermbina."\

"omg you totally will not, that's a dum name!" angried ulfric.

"Ok fine, you can be called Dinalimbreniaenilissa."

Dinalimbraniaenilissa liked her new name, she smiled and went eyyyrrrr cos that's the noise bbies totes make.

My phone rang with a totally designer tune. "Uh oh, I said, I have to go to my photoshoot (im a model cos beautiful) ill be back later!"

I totally wnet and did my photoshoot, I wore a totally designer red leater kacjet, it was pretty, with a pretty white and pale pink top with frills and some classy black skinny genes. I looked so good with my hairstyle the top wos pinned back and the side was flwoin beautifully. I made my fav photo my new faceook cover photo and got 400 likes in one totally second. Then I wentback to the hospital to find rikke, but she had already went home.

I totally drove to her house but she wosent there eyether. I asked her mum where. She said she dident know. I drove past the mall wonderin where she might be when I saw wif her shoppin bags full and no bby.

"wheres ur bby?" I arksed.

"I sold it on ebay so I cud afford moar outfits."

"OMG LEGATE RIKKE U R THE WORST PARENT EVER!"

Now I had to totally rescue the bby. I set 'bby rescue' as my active quest and the quest marker pointed to Alduin's house! Uh oh. I drove there through the totally portal to sovnguard, Alduin thinks hes so totally cool he dusent need to live on this world he shud liv in sovnguard.. Ok so I wented there and I saw totally Alduin, he was holdin the bby and giivin it a totally bottel of milk!

"alduin give back Dinalimbreniaenilissa!"

"But this is my new bby, it was my dream to be a parent but I carnt becos im a dude so I carnt get pregnernat."

"omg alduin u can still be a dude and a parent!"

"oh I dident know that."

But Dinalimbreniaenilissa was rly happy becos alduin wos a totally good parent, unlike rikke who sold her on ebay!

Alduin was singing rockaby bby on the tree top, whn the wind blows a dragon will drop.

Omg evan tho alduin is my worstest enmy ever I was so proud of him, he wos a good dad.