I, hildreanna leena, dragonbon, walked thru the totlly front doors of my high totes skewer, skyrim huigh. I nrly walked into a blodn gurl cos I was totally textin my bestie rikke abowt the new one direcshun album. I luked up so I cud apopigise when I totally recognised her! Omg she had caterpillars for eyebrows, and wore lots of makeup. Omg I remembered her, it was totally Forestalierembena. She was my best totes friend at my old school then she sopped talking to me it was totally like

'hi forestalierembena

'hi

'hi I said hi

'hi are you death?'

'ok fine.

So I wented 'WOW HI IT'S GUD TO SEE YOU.' As I expercted, she ignored me. It dident matter tho, my best totes friend Elisif came up to me.

'that is the new girl she wont torque to me tho I think she is mute'

'yeah she is mean, avoyde her!"

We wented to our next totes class, histery which wos bein tort by parhuunax the old dragon.

'Ok, everyone, time to learn about the hero of totally kvatch! Her name was megelieramberina, she was a hero! Here is a famous quote by her – "I am totes bettar than every1 else". Ok devide into groups of free to do an assignment on megelieramberina."

Elisif and me wotched as every1 in the calss chose a group of three, except Forestalierembena, she was the only one left. Our other totes bestie, Rikke, was off sick she had morning sickness, so we had to group with forestalierembena. "hi forestalierembena wanna grope with us?" asked elisife frienderly, she is very friendy. Forestalierembena luked at her but ignoted her.

The totally teecher paarthunax noticed. "Forestalierembena you are being very rude, stop ignoring them."

She ignored him .

Fien we werked by ourselves on the project about Megeliermabina. I met her once when I time travelled, so I was kinda like totally an expert.

Megelieramberina is a bith. She has 8 boyfriends, and is very arrogent, not as arrogant as sum ppl I know though I wrote thinking of Forestalierembea. Suddenly Kyler came running in, screaming that he was on fire. He ran up to forestalierembena who was next to the fire estingwisher and sed help me but she ignored him so he broke his leg. Damn he had to be taken away on a totally stretcher, it was a vrey sirius injery, like sirius black from harry potter he turns into a dog it is cute and funny and sniffs.

Wow I got an A+ on my assinement, Forestelirmeab walked up to paarhtrunax

"WOW HOWCUM I GOT A 0?'

'cos u ignored them instead of helped.'

'BUT WTF IM MOAR IMPROTENT? I SHUD IGNORE PPL COS IM MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEM'

'firertsfr7ualenra, you are not more important than everyone else angried elisif.

'WTF YES I AM SHE WAS SO ANGERY SHE WASENT IGNORING ANY1 ANYMORE."

'IM LEEVIN THIS SKEWL!' she stomped to principle titus mede's office, and totally said she was leaving.. bye lol sed the printapel.

It was prom night, so I went to the prom. I wore a pritty dress it was blue, which I don't usually wear I like the colour red which goes wif my heer which is also red except more of orangey. I had on beautiful eyeliner and looked so totally cute with my prada hambag. I lookd into the mirror with rikke and elisif rikke was better cos it wasent morning any more. Rikke was wearin red it complemented her oliv skin and she hat eyelinar to bring out her drak eyes, and elsif was wearin wite which marched her blodn totally hare. Wow we were the cutest trio, all the bois wud go crazey lol. We took a selfie then hpooped in our limosine porsche ferrari and drove to the prom which was at the schol. We went into the room and there was lowd disco musik, we dabced. I was dabcing wehn I totally saw a totes cute guy! His name was Calder he was ulfrics friend. They were doing some dance moves on the other siyde of the disco room our skewl is so cool it has it's own disco room to do a disco. We danced twerkingly.

Suddenly we met eyes, he was the cutest totes guy ever omg! oh my nein devines I blushed lol. Sudden he broke eye contact and looked at… FORESTALEMBENA.

Ok I was actually so mad, I totally angried, I totes WHAT WOS SHE EVAN DOINF HHERE? I angried across the room, my totally hi heels clicked dangeresly. The whole skewl turned and luuked, the disco music stopped dramatically. 2 spoltlits appared one on me and one on forestaliermba. I looked anger and clutched my handbag dramaticl.y she did the same. I shouted at totally her with fus ro dah! She angried. She wented flyin into the wall and a fire lit draatically. Kyler got burnt to ashes again and broke his other leg. It wos very drama. Sudden I pull out a totally designer sword and totally stab FORESTMELAIMD. Ppl who don't go to skyrim high aren't cool enuff to be arownd me (except odahviing of course hes pritty cool he moved skewls). I ran up to Calder and kissed him romanticly becos I won the fite.

'WHO ARE YOU?' he arksed, confusion.

'ur new gf,' I flattened my eyelashes.

'wtf go away."

I am the dragonborn and I had bin RJECTED. I was so totally upset. I walked away sad, I wanked into delphine.

"hi hildreannaleenna wats wrong?'

"I got rejection,'

'oh I have some knews that will chear you up, I fownd out alduin was the one who is reserecting all the dragons!'

ALDUIN IS A NECROMANCER? OMG I RAN TO HIS HOUSE TO CONFRONT HIM

"ALDUIN UR A NECOMANCER'

'yeah lol did odahviing tell you he just came to my house to ask me to reserect his ded gf who I killed he laughed evilly like muahahahahahhahahahaa becos he is evil and killed Vensedren, who odahviing was totes in luv with and made fashenable.

"it's tiem to defeet you wuns and for all!" I challenginged. It was time for an epic showdown….. oh no he disappeared! Guess it wosent a showdown lol.

I told delphine the leder of the blades soccor teem I told her what had totally happened. She totally said we needed a totes elder scroll to look at so we could totes see how to deafeat him. I knew where to get an elder scroll! I fownd out titus mede the printapel was secretly a collector, he was a hoarder of totally elder totes scrolls.

I asked for one as a rewarfd for getting an A+, my mum bort one off him. I totally looked into the eldar scroll instead of ate it which brings you back in thyme. but sumthin was totes different this time!