When I looked at the scroll something was totally figgerent! Instead of showing a vision abowt defeetin totally alduin it was showin the latest totes episode of keeping up with the kardashians! I thinked hard, who did I know who liked keeping up the kardashians? I thinked, no not elisif she liked maths because she was totes the smartest prsn in skewel. Rikke! She totally liked kardashianing up with the keeps! I wundered why she wude totally hijack the elder scrolls! I totally hopped in my Mercedes Ferrari and I drove to totes rikkes house. She lived in a totally 2 storey house called bob. I pulled up to bob's driveway and totally got out of my car, the doros lift up cos cool. My chaefferu wated parientylu. I totally knocked on the door. Rikke's mum opened the totally designer door.

"hi is rikke there?"

"Yeah she's watching the latest eps of kimming up with kardashians! U better not disturb her."

"This is improtent!"

"hmm idk if anything is moar important than that show."

I wanked into rikke's room. She was on her 200 inch tv screen, coolly scrolling thru facebook and totally likimg the cool statuses abowt shopping, but totally ignoring the ones about like, totally politics and confusing stuff. I stormed into her totally room.

"RIKKE U HUJACKED THE ELDER SCROLLS!"

"wut?" she looked conused cos she totally dumb.

"When someone looks at an elder scroll they see keeping up with the kardashians instead of how to kill the totally eval anemone ALDAWIN."

"wow u r really stalk alduin, I think its kind of creepy."

"Umm he's eval?"

"so, dark fader is eval I don't stork him?"

"wtf, star wars is a totes nerdy movie, don't watch that. I have to defeat him to save skyrim!"

"but u don't kill him until skyrim high!"

"wut are you talking abowt?"

"I HAVE SEN THE FUTURE!"

Uh oh rikke had stolen all the elder scrolls and had seen the future! She had totally made them only show keeping up with the kardashians because she had frogtten how to turn on her tv! She was so dumb ugh I cringed.

I cudent believe I had to stop my own totes bestie so I could totally defeat the biggest fret this wurld had evar seen! I sighed sighaliciously. I checked my hair in the totes mirrior, my red totally hair looked good, it was time to totally save the werld! I put on the latest jams by one direcetion and danced out of the house. The only way to stop her was to stop kims with the kardahsians, only this was the skyrim version – Keeping up with the Kloaks, it was abowt the sotmrcloaks. Not about ulferic, he wasent in it it was abowt his assiast, Galmar stone fist who took over the show. Galmar was trying on his latest totally makeup. I hat to admit he looke dpritty cute in the pink eyeshadow, but I don't fink the blue sooted him. I reelised I hat totly bin distracted! I totes hopped on my horse, sahdowmere, she was a Porsche horse. I galloped across azeroth I meen skyrim and wented to the place where elder totally scrolls were created….. (dramatic cliffhanger)

Jk not really the chapter isent that short lol. Ok well I totally rode my trusty stallion to the Imprtieal city, it wos bin attacked by elves! Uh oh, I had to totally fight the elves, I like, totally, knocked them out I dident kill them that wud be meen. I reelised I didn't hav a plan to make them not keeping up with the kardashians anymore. I went to the arcane university in the imperal city and asked the smart argonen, Tar-Meena. Tar-totes-Meena looked at me, quizzically eyes. I cud tell she wos thinking hard. Sudden her eyes totally had an idea!

"You have to take all the elder scrolls to Rikke's tv and say a rhyme to swap them The rhume is

Plz work
Or I will cri
I will die
From sad
So pls work lol

It was a deep work of poem, I felt emotions. It like, totally seemed Shakespeare. Even the greybeards hadn't thort of a rhyme so emotion or wise. Tarmeena was crying becos such good poem. I wunder who wrote it, it sed 'anonymous.'

Ok well I asked my friend the gay fox, who was the master thief in the thieves guild, to help me steal the elder scrolls. The grey totally fox ran up to the tower n totally stall the scrolls, but we realiced it wos too heavy to carry, I got overencumbered. I hat to totally use my draognshowt to call my frend odahviing, even tho it wos loud and the moth priests who were ment to look after the scrolls, but they were totally blind so they totes cudent evan see them lol, well tghey might hera the draognshot. But I showted O-DAH-VI – a moth prest herd me and ran up the towar, whos thar he asked but he cueent talk becos he was a moth, not rly lol I don't know why they are called moth lol.

OH NO ODAHVI, ODAHVIING'S EVIL BROTHER, APPEARED BECOS I ACCIDENTALLY SED HIS NAEM.

"Wut is going on here?" he arksed, he was smoking a bong becos he wos a drug addect. Uh oh he was going to steal all the elder scollrs n sell them so he cud afford moar drugs, kind of like how Rikke sold her bby on ebay so she cud afford moar outfits.

"Nothing, go away Odahvi, I meant to call Odahviing.'

'ODAHVIING IS ALIVE?" Odahvi was totes surpsied. He dropped his totally bong. He only tuuk drugs becos he wos so upset abowt losing his little bro. He thort Odahviing wos dead. Well he wos, all teh dragons hat toally died until alduin rased them from the die, but he wos all better now.

'" yes he am alive, do u wont me to summon him wif dragonshout?"

"PLS!" him eyes looked so happy.

"O-DAH-VIING!"

He appeared, wearing a fashion outfit. He looked a bit annoy. I arksed why. He sed "I wos tryin to watch keeping up with the kardashians, but all that wud appear on the tv were visions of the future!" Sudden he turn around. He seed odahvi.

"OMG, MY LONG LOST BROTHER!" they hugged, omg it wos a reonion. I smilled, there were tiers in my eyes.

But we still hat to get the elder scroll back to normel! I arksed if odahviing wud help carry the scroll, he did and Odahvi offered to help, he wos so nice and totally not eval at all. We flew back to SKyrim and went to toally rikke's house. We sed the rhume, oh no I had forgotten the rime!

I scrolled back up the page and found it…

Plz work
Or I will cri
I will die
From sad
So pls work lol

It twerked, everything wos ok ! We all had a party where we watched keeping up with the kardhasins, me, Rikke, Odahviing and Odahvi. It wos so happy. Yay happy ending omg yay!

Hi everyone, I am have fun write fanfics! I reelised I have abowt 49 thowsand words of fanfictens on this accownt, that is phenominal. This fanficten and oblivvy hi are still got a few moar chaptars 2 write, and 1 moar chaptar of odahviing n of course skyrim high 2! woohoo carnt wate. Gonna try n uplowd a new chapter of a fanfic at least once every 2 week now, hopefully once a week. Yay carnt wait!