Delphine, the totally leader of Blades netball team, walked up to me. "We need to find frends to help fight alduon," she sed.

"I have lots of friends," I said informing her "I am the most popular girl in school."

"Yeah but brave friends who can slay a dragon!"

I thinked. Rikke was probs totally too dumb to slay a totally dragon, no offens to her or anything, but she wasent the birtest button in the box, as they say. Elisif was too elepgent and dainty to commt murdar. Mabye Ulfric cud help! He was a dragonbrn just like me, he could to the Thu'um, which is lyk this: FUS RO DAH! Who totes else? Hmm, Jarl Balgruuf the Greater, my friend who lived nearby in the cloud district. Maybe tullius leader of the imperial basketball team, would help. But wait, they were fight each other. I hat to oragnnise a peace treaty. I totally put an announcement over at school

"Could TUllius Ugly, Ulfric Stormcloak, Elenwen bithc and Jarl Blaagruuf the Grater please come to the office IMEEDIEATLY."

When Tullius and Elenwen arrivede they looked really angry, I couldn't work out why. "My last name is not ugly! That's just what my face looks like," sed Tullius totes angerly.

"And my name is not bith!" said Elenwen, but she wos lyin that was her name. No1 liked her, she was part of the totally Thalmor. They were the school reperesentative council. They wudent let any1 except 4 high elves in. High elves wer cold high elfves cos they smokd lots of magical weed, they thort it wos rly cool. She scowled, she wos constant anger.

"Ok guts, I said, time for lissenin to me, that's an honour cos I'm fablus I said jokingly, except it wasent rly a joke because I am totally fab/"

Every1 sat at the table lookin anger. "Ok, we need ppl to fite the dragen, Alduin, the school builly."

"I'll fite alduin becos he's not an elf," said Elenwen she was racism.

"I'll fite him cos not a nord," said totally Ulfirc.

Ok, this was makin me anger. I was a nord, but not a biggot. "Ok, the nekst person to say sumthin totally affensiv is gettin fed to my dog Punski," I said mentioning my pet dog.

"Ok, I want to fight Alduin because he stole my lunch money in freshman year, but I don't wanna fight alongside Ulferic, I hate him!"

Oh totes dear, this totally wasn't going well. "GUTS AND GIURLS! WE HAVE TO TOTALLY GETALONG WIF ONE ANOVVAR!"

"Sorry,' apopagised Jarl, evan tho he didn't do anything wrong.

"Its ok Jarl Balgruuf the Cheese greater," I said teasing him by calling him a cheese greater even though he wasn't.

Tullius looked at me wif his eyes full of hate, he didn't like me cos I made him break up from my bestie RIkke, she deserves some1 moar hansum.

"Every1 is gonna mayk a teem and be frends." I totally said.

"But I hate ppl who aren't elves." Sed Elenwen.

I fed her to my totally dog, then went to every1 who was left, I said inspiringly I raised my magical sword in the air and shouted , "FOR SKYREM!" we hopped on our horses and charged.

We charged all the way to the mall and bought some new outfits. I bought my horse shadowmere a cute designer horse outfit. He thort it was totally fashion, but I wosent quite sure cos hee totes cudent speak becos he was totally a horse. We were totes gallopin to buy subway for lunch when we saw sumthin eval goin on. Daydras! They were havin a party. They were rockin out to music, it was totally demonic music they were playin the skyrim theme backwards.

Laard um naagok niihaf, niikhavoD

It was so loud that we totally snuck up on them , I wos abowt to stab when I recognised Sanguine, he wos the daedric prince of rockin out.

"Lol hi, Sanguine." I said.

"Hi, Hildreannaleena. Wanna come to a party tonite?"

I was popular and got invited to all the parties, "Yes." I acepted.

I was totes rockin out at the party, doing the collest dance moves. Sudden the doors burst opan dramatically. Elenwen came in, wtf who invited her. She wented upstares. This cud onli meen that she had a secret to hiyde. I flowered her upsteis.

She was totally talking to sum1. I lissened closely.

"Hahhahaha! We will steel the dewmer artifcats and take over the wurld!"

I hat hurd of dwemer, the dwarves. they weren't rly short, Its just the pl who knew them were rly tall so they totes called them dwores. Thye hat advanced technlottallygy. They totally had iphone 6 in -2007 year. That was amaze. They were extinct, but them iphones so totes good they cud still wurk. I decided I totall wanted a dweemer ihpne.

"Hahahhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamuahahhahahahaa

MUAHAHAHAHHHAHA" Elenwen was insane. She wos totes talking to her totally self. Then I reelsied she on a phon. Lol. She totes started cumming down the stares, uh oh I totally had to hide. I belnded in wif my totally sureroudning cos I was totes 100 sneak skill.

I snuck back through the party. I quickly danced becos my fav song, there's a party in the s.k.y (Skyrim) by Ciley myrus, was on.

I followed Elwen all the way to her house. It was totes an ugly house,, it looked like elven architecsur. Then she opened a trap door in the totes grownd that was hidden under a totally rug. Undernearth her house was a DWEMER RUIN

She snuck totally slowly, ugh it was so bore. Then she stopped to have a totes snack, an apple that had bin in a barrel for 1000 years. It was sooooooooooo totes gross! She countinued alung the corrider. She sneaky walked along, carful not to disterb any traps. She totes arrived in a room with a big sphere, it looked like a jigsaw totally puzzle. She pulled out a totes remote control and it turned into a GIANT MACHINE. Oh no the ginat totally machine was been controlled by elenwe, oh totes yikes. It totally detected me. I turnt arownd and run as fast as I cud, which was pritty fast, towards the totally exit. Sudden I saw M'aiq the liar, my frend whos addicted to skooma. He offered Elewen some skoom. She totes anger and swaushed him.

"M'AIQ!" I showted. I cudent leaf him, but id die if I didn't run. I am a noble prsn and I went bck to rescue. I totally Fus ro dah'd the machine totally back to gane sum time and cast a totes healing spell on M'aiq. He was ok. I totally started running again, the totes machine was catching up. I felt fear, which is the totally emotion you feel when you are scared.

I reelised the trap door was just above me. I went thru, the machine totally dident fit, thank the nein divenes.

But it wosent the same trap door id come in thru. It led to a secret place id only heard of in legends!

Hi all thx for reedin, idk wht this chapter even is lol. I had to have the peace treaty from skyrim in it but I forfgot what totes happened lol, I haven't dun the mane story in so lung! Then I thort it wud be fun for Hildreannaleena to fite a different enmy from alduin. Hope you enjoyed!