I was totes in a place only hurd of in miths and legands! I was insiyde Black Marsh, the rumered setting for the sixth elder scrawls game! I looked arownd, it was a marsh that's why it was totally called balck marsh. I totally was in a villeg. I saw an argonen, him name was Quest-Giver. Argonens often have describe names.

"Hi, can you kill 5 boars and collict cacti?" he totes asked.

I wos amazed by the graohics, I wos worried my compooter wud totally crash – wait what idk what im totally talking abowt lol, brakin the forth wall.

I turnt arownd and saw… Forestalieramberina! Her eyebrows looked like totes caterpillars, and she had dyed her hare totes wite.

She ignort me, thankfilly. I totes sed to Quest-Giver, sorry I cant be bother doin your quest. I ran away, usin my totes wuld dragen showt to go fastly.

"Omg, are you the dragonborn?" arksed Quest-Giver.

"Yeah, y?"

"Omg, from the elder scrawls skyrim?"

"Yep."

"Omg, im ur biggest fan, can I haf ur autograph?"

I wos so onnered that he wonted my totes autogiraffe, I sined a screenshot of me.

"How did u get hear?" he totes asrks.d

Idk, I just took a trap door, runin away from Eleenwen who is eval and I took a troop dar. It totes led hier! "I answered."

"Omg, are you ttotes trapped in the future?"

I cried, I was totally trapped in the future. I hat bin trapped in the past b4, I totes just used an elder scroll to get back, and wuns Odahviing sed he got trapped in morrowind time with the totes Neverarine, but this mite be totes different cos it was the future instead of the pasta.

"Donut cry! I know how to get back," said totes Quest-Giver.

"Omg you du?"

"But first you have to totally do my quest, you have to collect 6 cacti and kill boars!"

Fine I totes sed. I am an animel rites activist so I totally dodnt kill the boars, I just collected the cacti. A boar totes came up to me, he luked scared. Him name Porkchops.

"Hi, do u remember me?"

"No," I sed, we had nevar met.

"I live from the Imperal city arena."

"Idk, I'm from skyrim not cyrodiil."

"Oh lol, well I used to help ppl in the arena. Now I decided to start a new life in Black Marsh, but Quest-Giver kips makin ppl keel me!"

"That is not friendy."

I went back to totes Quest-Giver, I gave him the cacti. He totes sed, thx.

"So are you gonna hilp me get back to totes Skyrim time now?" I asked.

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I was only trickin u, I tricked you into find those cactius, they are not any cactus, they are magical evil daydra cactus from Molag Bal realm of oblivion, they take you to elder sc rolls online time! And them boars not really boars, they magical dragons that guard the curten betwin this relm and the relm of the dead, now the unded tayke over the wurld!"

I wos confuse, this sownded like a storyline to a totes bad book. I had not plaid the elder scrolls ponline anyway cos it came out 400 years ago wen I wosent born.

Quest-totes-Giver evil laff again, like totes Jafar from Al totes addin.

I looked at Porkchops, confusen in my eyes.

"Never trust a quest giver," he sed wisely.

"how do I get back?" I wos depseration. I hat no idea how to return to my own totes time.

But porkchops had a totes wise look in him totally eyes. He knew how to get back, I cud terll from the wise look.

"Follow me!"

"Ok," I sed, but he totes dident go anywear.

"No, I ment follow me on instagram and ill help u."

Wow so demanding, ok I totes followed him on instagram.

Sudden he totes open a portal! A magical portal! It was totally swirl.

Oh my totes gott, totally Elenwen on her machine came trhu.

I was totally feelin fear.

Pork totally chops look scare, but he totally brave. He charge at the eval machine and killt it. Elenwen hopped out. She looked anger.

"I wud totally kill you, but im running late for hairdresser appointment! I need a manicure, u guys ruined my nales." She ran back thru the totes portal.

I totally ran after her, but not for my hairdresser appointment, my hair wos totally already perfect.

I was totally standing in Markarth, a city in totally syrim. I saw my totes best friend Rikke, I had to tell her abowt my adventer. Then I totally went to school becos I felt like it.

I totally walked into history class, our teacher was Paarthunax. "Ok today we are lernin abowt the Dragonburn who saved Skyrim from the dragens."

"Umm, I alreddy know becos I am the drahgonborn." I informinged/

"Wtf, Hildreannaleena, detenshun."

Sudden, some1 totally came into the classroom, it was totes QUEST-GIVER.

"U don't even go to this school," I sed.

Muahahhaahhaah he lughed, he was evil, he used his magec time travel cactuses to come to skyrim time! He totes used his new technogology from the future, a flying car. He flew out the window. I totes wondered why he wud fly away, then I realisation. HE HAD STOLEN MY TOTALLY PENCIL! I was so anger, that cost me 50 cents. I totally felt my true form takin over becos of anger. I am dragonborn, the humen with a soul of a dragon, I was turning into a dragon!

Hi guys. If you played obliven you will recugnise Porkchops, my favrit charactar. He a boar that helps you in the arena quest. Anyway, I thort it wud be gud to have a time travel forward instead of pasta times like usually. I hope you enjoyed. I will be writin a new chapter hopefully tonite.