I cud totally feel my true form ttakin over, the dragen that was my soul became my totally fissical form too! I felt the trqansfurmation. My totally perfect manicured nails turnt into long claus. My totally buutiful red hair turned into feersum spikes. My totes bueatiful perfect body became scales, I totes felt wings sprowtin from my totally back. The transform was complete. Everyone looked at me in fear, they were shock. I roared fearsome. I pulled my totes iphone 7 out and looked in the front camera, which was a crips image becos I got my new phone only last totally week. I was a beautiful dragon, I had totally red scales like my hair. I took a quick selfie and uploaded it on teh Instagram. I totally hashtag #dragonselfie and my new frend porkchops the boar had already liked it because he from the future.

I totally had to chase the eval Quest-Giver. Now that I could fly it wos easy to catch up to him, even though he was drivging his flying Mercedes-bends. I saw him and shouted FUS RO DAH and his totally car got knocked out of the sky. He croed becos it was expensiv and he coodent afford one becos he was a totes argonian and they are poor.

U may be askin, why did you never turn into a dragon before in all those totes danger situations you were in, Hildreannaleena? Well the anser is that I was never this anger b5.

I rord wif anger, I wud get that pencil that! I realisd he had also stolen all my totally makeup! I was even moar anger. A crowd gaffered to watch this dramamtic showdown, Dragon vs Argonian, One scaly creature vs another.

Quest-Giver laffed evilly, but I was extreme angry. I breathed fir, going yolo tor shul! Which is the dragon shout for fire. He totally pulled out a magical sord, it was called the Swurd of a Thousand Truths, jk, it was called the Swurd of Super Dragon Slaying. The swurd could shoot oyut litnin bolts! One of them hit me, I got electrocuted it wos like when u accidentqlly touch an electroic fence it wos totes not fun. I gathered all my energy for a draog n shout which shattered the swurd. He was upset, he quickly ate some potatoes for health regen and totally made a new sword out of the remains of his car. I waited patently. He called the mew sword Swurd of Dragon Slaying 2 and threw it! It totes hit me in the face/.

My beautiful designer face! I was so upset, I cried. Falanu Hlaalu sudden arrived. She wanted my dragon tears for her alchemy expriement.

I sudden had an idea! I made a sowrd out of Falanu Hlaalu, I called it the annoying swurd. I used my sword to hit totally Quest-Giver in the face.

But he was also not in his totally true form. He was….. (dramticf cliffhanger)

HE WOS AN EVAL SORCARAR! "Muahahahah, my name is not Quest-Giver, it is Eval-Sorcarar!" he sed, his voice sounded evil. He totally started a totes spell. It wud blow up the world! Uh totes oh, I hat to stop him. I went rorar. Then I totally FUS RO DAH! But not just any fus ro dah, I sed it in a megaphone. It tpta;;y mad4e him fly all the way to Hammerfall. I cudent totes be bothered going there, but I dident tpotally have to becos he totes tellepured all the way back. He was anger at his spell getting interrupt. I new there wos only one opten left – I had to use all my dragon shouts at once!

I USED EVERY DRAGON SHOUT AT WUNS and died.

But I was not totally ded, I wos actelly still alive. I look around, confuse. Everythink seemed different. Everything was totally ashes. I saw Eval-Sorcarars car remains, then I saw him ded body. I looted it, I found four gold, a totally robe that sold for 2000 gold, a signed pic of me totes worth 5678555523 gold becos I am very fame, I am the totally dragonborn. I totally realized what was wrong. I wasent no more a dragon, I was a humen again! I was relieved, my designer nails and clothes were intact. I fixed my eyeliner which got smudged then went to a dress the crowd.

"I have defeeted the eval sorcirar, I declared."

Everyone cheered. "Hildre totes anna totally leena, you are our totally hero," sed emporer Titus mede the empire of Cyrodiil. He gave me an award and since he is also the prinatep of our totes hi school, he let me havea party at school.

I was so excited for the party, there were totally banners everywhere that said "Yay thx Hildreannaleena for save the world as usual."

I was so happy, I totally wore a purple dress which my totally mum bort me for a reward for been such a gud prsn.

Everyone wanted my autograph like Quest-Giver did, but they dident turn into evil sockerers.

We all dansed and partied, my besties Rikke and Elisif danced with me, I cud see totally Argis the Bulwark, a totally cute nord who was a housecarl in markarth. Next week I wos goin on an excursion there, I cudent wait. I totes saw Lydia, she wasw my housecarl at my house, she wos a bit weird and stalker.

We danced to the popelar songs by beyoence, one dricetion, Justin barber and the wanted. It was so groovy. We had lots of driks, but not alcoholic wuns becos this is a schul event and yur not alowd alcel at school.

But little did any1 reealise that there wos an eval presens lurkin arownd, reddy to turn everyer1 into werecaterpillars!