Oh my totes god, the totally werewolf was rippin thru the croud, they wud all die if I dident toally do sumthink! I knew exactly what to do, becos I am totally hildreannaleena, totally the like, totes dragonborn. I am like so, totally, like smart. Yeah. O totes k, where were we? Oh yeah, the werewolf, I knew only silver cud kill a werewolf. Well, it wos a good totally thing I was wearin my silver necklace and matching earings in the shape of a dagger that nite. Saved by fashion! I totally ran up to the were totes wolf, wieldin the silver dagger. It wos totally small, but oh well. I stabed him! But it wos too small dagger, it dident do anythink eggsept make him anger! Oh totes nine devines, I wos in big treble! I cudent fite the werewolf, becos I am just an ordinary grill. In stories like these perfectly capable gerls sudden become helpless when they need a stong man to save them! Thank gop, a totes guy came to save me, he wos Virkas, from the compagnes, a group of wwarriers that made up of Aela the huntress, who all the byos in the schul totes had a crush on becos she was a cool huntress girl. And farkas was vilkas' totally brother. He wos totes cute, teehee. Any totes way, Vilkas totally romantic saved me! I totes looked into his cute silver eyes, a totally unique colour. All cute ppl have unique eyes, like purple, silver or gold, espeshally ancient princesses.

"I will defend you, Hildre totes annaleena."

"I know, ur strong and brave!" we kisst romkanticly. It wos so romans. Then he gave me a flower to show how totally much he loved me. Then he wos totes abowt to fite the were totally wolf, but I had a thort.

"Viklis, we totally have to change our relatrnship staytus on fecesbook! I sed."

"oh my totally Hircine – I mean Akatosh, yes we totes do!" He totally pulled out his Samsung galaxy s6. I dident like Samsungs becos they cause green bubbles, but he wos cute so it wos ok. He opened his facebook app and changed his relatiolship static to in a relationship with Hildreannaleena Duvetkin. I also made him my relationship, and quickly liked Rikke's selfie in her pritty dress.

"Goodbye, my love!" I said becos that's what skyrim ppl say when you leave them, even if its only for 2 seconds. We kissed romantily again. Then he am fite the werewolf!

Sudden he howl! Him skin turn into fur, him nose grow long. Him grow a tail! He howled… AWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The full moon dramatic peek between the grey clowds. He jump in front of me to defend me from the eval werewolf., like in that totally scene in twilight when totally Jacob defends Bella from the werewolf, omg im so team Jacob, aren't u? He awrooooo. He didn't kill the eval werewolf, that is totally illegal. Instead he knock him out. The police am appear, not the fashion police this time the normal ones. Not kyler, him leg broken so he in hispotal. I totally looked at Vilkas, anger.

"You no tell me you a werewolf!"

"Sry bbyz."

"Im dumping you!" to totally show I meant it, I changed my relationboat status on fb to single. He looked devastate, he cry!

Falanu hlaalu appear. "The teers of a werewolf also useful. Almost as useful as dragon tears!"

I angried, but didn't say anything in case the police arrested me.

Instett, I wented home in my car, Shadowmere. I had had enuff for one night. I had a magical shoiwer in the blood of the dragons I had slain then went to bed. I had a dreem abowt a strange land, called draenor. In it was a rly anger orc, he was upset becos his bf cheat on him! He cheated on him for 7 people too. That's rly bad. Then suddenly everyrone started twerking, it wos an epidemic! I woke up, wow that wos a weird dream. I totally had some alcool for brekfest becos I am a badass. It was Saturday, so I didn't go to school because there is no school on a Saturday. Instead I did my other favroute past time, shopping.

At the shopping mall, I was deciding between the smoky coloured eyeshadows or the pretty pink ones. I decided the smoky ones looked more beeutfil, they emphasised my eeyes. I was so totes beautiful with my new mkeup on! I took a totally selfie and uploaded it on instagram, I got 27 likes in one second! One of them wos from my new friend, Porkchops. I hashtagged #eyesbrowsonfleek. All of a suddenly, I heard a loud noise! Maybe it was Rikke totally trying to sing, she wasn't very good at it no offence to her. Oh my totes no! It was the fire alarrem. I knew how fires started – dragens! There wos a dragon somewhere in this mall, and it wos one of Alduin's gang. It wos….

Elargmir! He totes rawwwr. He wos wearin his gangster clothes, he wos a totally bikie. He was wearin a leather jacket with spikes on it, a collar becos he liked dogs, a bullet belt, some black leather pants, and some heavy leather boots which also had spikes on them. He wos wearin eyeliner like a goth. He was totally a goth. His leather jacket had on a black veil brides tshirt underneath it. That is the most goth band. Him also had some leather cuffs, damn this boy was a badass! I totally was wearin even more fashion clothes, some light blue genes and a pretty top with a flower design, and a cute cardigan on it to keep to warm. I looked so totally beautifl. The dragon laffed at me. He was abowt to use his gangster bikie goth dragon shout on me. But I wos faster, I used my totally dragon shout. FUS RO DAH! He went flyin out the window. I laughed, then I totally rmemebred something. He wos a dragon, and DRAGONS CAN FLY!

He flew back up, anger. He went FUS RO DAH! And I went flyin, not out of the window tho. Then he went 'MOTORBIKE!' and I totally gotten runned over by a motorbike, it wos painful.

But I cud deal with pain, becos I am the dragonborn and am strong. I totally rose like a feenix (no not the song by conchita wurst that won eurovision 2014) from the ashes, except there weren't any ashes becos I did not get burnt like kyler. I used my power dragon shout, UR EYELINER SUCKS! He started cryin, it ruined his eyeliner and he lost his power becos all his goth power was in his eyeliner. But he still had his gangster bikie power! He totes hopped on his dragon motor bike and tried to run me over. But I was fast. He got angery and fusstrated, he used his gangster powers to get on his mobile phone which he stole off an old lady becos he is totally mean, and called Alduin. Alduin appear. Omg, not just Alduin, his whole gang! Uh totes oh, I had to kill them all at once!

Hi everyereon! I am so glad you have read this many chapters of the adventures of Hildreannaleena. This is the penultimate chapter, meening the secund last. But don't worry, we still have 1 more chapter of Oblivion High to go, the oblivion high Christmas special, and of course Skyrim High 2! Stay tuned for more adventures of Hildreannaleena, Megelieramberina and other characters with unnecessarily long names!