Only One Life To Live Chapter Three
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CHAPTER THREE
Finally a Name to go by
January 22, 2007...
Darien looked at her watch and knew that it was almost time for her to meet up with Hunter and Shawn. She took a deep breath knowing that every one would want to know who the member of DX was. She walked down the hall with her mp3 player playing Inane Clown Posse. She walked to DX's dressing room. She knocked on the door.
Hunter answered the door. "Come on in Dare."
She smiled. "Good to see you up and around Hunter."
"Yeah." He said looking down at his leg. "This sucks ass though. The two of you on your own."
"There is two HBK's out there. You know that."
"You're name will most likely be HBG."
"Heart Break Girl."
"Yeah. That is if Shawn agrees to it."
"Agree to what?" asked Shawn.
Darien took out her headphones. "Uncle Shawn what do you think of HBG?"
"What does that mean?"
"Heart Break Girl."
"I don't see why not."
She hugged her uncle. "Thank you so much Uncle Shawn."
"IT is nice to have you here. I mean I wasn't alone when I faced Orton and Edge last week and now I am not alone now."
She smiled. "I am glad you think that Uncle Shawn."
"Well you can pick out your own music too."
She almost fell down. "Are you sure Uncle Shawn."
"Dear I know you write your own music. There is no reason for hiding such good talents."
Darien chuckled. "I guess you really want me to be here now."
"Yeah, I taught you well and you are really good at your work."
She smiled. "Thank you so much Uncle Shawn."
"Honey you better get something on before the Show."
"Hey Uncle Shawn I am way ahead of you." She said holding up her duffle bag that said DX on it.
"You bought a DX duffle bag?" asked Hunter.
"Of course why did you think that I wouldn't Hell I am part of DX now."
Shawn hugged his 28-year-old niece. "Darlin you are going to be the best women's diva around. You'll be better than Chyna."
"Do I really want to be better than Chyna?"
"Honey you can be as good as you want to be, but it is all up to you."
"Well I got a theme song in mind."
"That is good to hear darlin. Do you mind playing it for us?"
"Alright." She said softly hitting play on the cd player.
This is a tale of misplaced love
A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the
wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and
stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let's
listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about
getting his feelings crushed once again
After 3 years in a mental asylum
I'm finally out and I'm fine now no doubt
Rolling home I see a bitch on a payphone.
She was fat and round and had it going on.
She had a name tag on Roxy Carol
Stepped up to her like hello
We was kicking it
I said I got this dick sup on lickin it
She said I'm down for the tactics
Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus
I threw her in the back of my jaloppe
She was wet and sloppy
But nothing could stop me
I was like jesus
Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza
I paid it no mind
I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind.
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
The whole car smelled like pickles
I stuck my toe in her ass
And tweaked her titty nipples
We fucked for about an hour
I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower
I got home and I kicked back
Thought about the shower haha fuck that
When I woke up the very next morning
I was awake but my dick was snoring
It was whistling and shooting out smoke
The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke
I started shaking and sweating
I had a fever
My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter
It was greenish with purple bungions
And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions
She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt
I'ma find that bitch and knock her the fuck out
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
I'm on a mission I search and roam
Cuz my dick hole is spurting up pink foam
And I'm dragging my balls behind me
They're as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy
Thank god I ain't dead yet
My dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow
There she is on the same payphone
Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone
Wait a minute y'all hold up
Is that the same bitch I was with she looks toe-up
Holy fuck nothings in place that ain't a girl at all
It's a barrel of toxic waste!
Oh lord what have I done?
Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel
Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin
I'm here to turn myself back in
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
Toxic love
I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely
Toxic love
Did she burn you?
Yes
Did it hurt you?
Yes
I still like you
When I inject my penis inside of you
My balls light up like light bulbs
You're green...You're green and you're so warm
"Well what do you think?" She asked worried about what they were going to say about the music.
"Well... that isn't what I was expecting from you my niece. What group is that?"
Darien looked at the ground. "Insane Clown Posse's Toxic Love. Heck I called them to use it."
"Well it is all up to you on what music you use."
"Thank you uncle Shawn." She said hugging him.
"We got a show to get ready for."
9 pm...
"Ok the fans would love to know who you are." said Hunter.
"Yeah I know."
"And we will introduce you to them."
"That sounds good to me."
The two males left and Darien followed them.
Ringside...
Ya think you can tell us what to do
Ya think you can tell us what to wear
You think you're better
Well you better get ready
Bow to the masters
Break it down!
Degenerate into something fool
We just got tired of doin' what ya told us to do
That's a breaks boy, Yeahhhh
Ah, That's a breaks little man, Break it down
"Please welcome D-Generation X!" said Lilian.
Shawn and Triple H came out and slowly went towards the ring. They got into the ring.
Triple H got a mic. "You're all probably wondering who came to Shawn Michaels aid last week on Raw..."
"I would like to welcome my niece Darien Michaels to our group!"
This is a tale of misplaced love
A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the
wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and
stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let's
listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about
getting his feelings crushed once again
Darien came walking out with a smirk on her face. She got into the ring and hugged them both.
"Her name is kind of like mine. Instead of HBK it is HBG!"
She smiled at her uncle and knew that it was only fair.
"Edge and Orton you have met your match last week on Raw you thought you could kill D-Generation X but you were sorely wrong about that. You got your ass handed to you by the Heart Breakers. The Heart Break Kid and The Heart Break Girl."
Darien got a mic and smirked. "I warned you last week Rated-RKO. I swore to it that you would get it and that's what you got. You know what... This week on Raw I got a proposal... One of you asses verses me... Just to prove myself to you guys and that is the only way to do it unless... you're scared."
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! (hey!)
Nothin' you can say (say!)
Nothin's gonna change what you've done to me (hey!)
Now it's time to shine (shine!)
And you'll never take what's mine
Edge and Orton came out.
Edge got a mic. "You know what... How about you and your Uncle face the music. DX is dead. Admit it you know that there is no one out there to help DX get out of this rut."
Darien laughed. "You know what... I got an idea..."
"Oh and you shut up you stupid broad."
She flipped him off. "You know what you are champions... How about we have a good old fashion match for the tag team titles. D-Generation X's HBK and HBG verses Rated-RKO? Does that sound like a good idea huh boys? Or are you too afraid to face DX and their new member?"
"We will think about it." said Orton.
Later...
Darien sighed and looked at her Uncle and his team member Triple H. She noticed how quite they were they didn't say a word since she asked for the title shots earlier that night. She looked at them and sighed again. "Uncle Shawn... Hunter."
Both of them looked at her.
"I am sorry for making the challenge."
"I kind of wish you thought it through better darlin." said Shawn.
"And I am sorry for not doing that. I thought I was doing a good job by doing that."
"Honey just next time think about what you are going to say."
"Well... Uncle Shawn I will think it through next time. I am really really sorry... Can I go on a walk?"
"Remember what I told you Darien."
She sighed. "Uncle Shawn I will be alright. I am going for a walk that's all. I will be fine with out no one with me. Besides. I can handle myself."
"Alright just be careful alright."
"I will Uncle Shawn." She said hugging him and she grabbed her Mp3 Player and put the headphones in her ears and she was off for her walk. She was listening to Off The Chain by Twiztid. She wasn't really watching out for anyone when she accidently bumped into the champ John Cena. "Sorry." She said very politely.
"That's alright. Wait you're that Michaels girl right?"
She took out her headphones. "Yes. I am Darien Michaels."
"I am John Cena."
"My Uncle Shawn talks about you a lot. He said that you were the best champ he has seen since Triple H."
"So what brings you here any way?"
"Oh... Uncle Shawn said he had a match against Randy and Edge last week and well... I kinda made a choice and told him what I was going to do."
"Well... It is good to see another Michaels around."
She chuckled. "Really?"
"Yes. There is nothing different between him and you. You could be the next Heart Break Kid."
"No I am the Heart Break Girl nothing more. Uncle Shawn wouldn't want me to take his thunder away." She looked down at the ground. "I should get going. I mean I got to finish my walk and that."
"Well, I hope to see you around."
She smiled. "Oh you'll see me around more than you think Mr. Cena."
"Bye."
"Bye." She said walking away.
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That is the end of chapter three. What will Darien do next. She is hiding something from her Uncle Shawn and someone that she knows. What could it possibly be?