This wose a totally stressful sityooachen. I dident know how I wos gonna kill the whole gang at wuns! I am totes strong, but not strong enuff to defeet so menny draguns. They all had their motorbikes and totally jackets and spray paynte cans becos they are totally bikie gansters. Sudden I thinked, then realised. I got out my makeup remover, hoepfrully it could totes remove the grafeeti off the woles. It werked! I cheered becos I wos happy, and that's wot ppl totally do when they are hapy. Uh totes oh, they were anger. What wos I gonnea do? They totes had GUNS. Guns haven't even been invented yet in skyrim.

Sudden I hear a noise. I totally heard the windows brakin. Odah totes viing burst thru! Along with him bro Odahvi. And Rikke and Elsiif were ridin the dragens! Then totally my other firend M'aiq the liar came in, he had stolen one of Elenwen's dworf mmahcens.

"This am mine machine," he sed, but he was lie, becos he is name M'aiq the liar because he totally was a compule liar.

I like, totally was so harpy. Not like the totes mytherligical creatcher, but like the emoten. Totally M'aiq had skooma, an illegal durg. Sudden Alduin's eyes went wide and lit up happy when he totally saw the skooma.

"Myeeq, I will buy the skooma," he sed. He wos rich becos his dad Akatosh owned a cumpany. He got 500 gold pocket money a week. I wos so totally jelly, even I wosent that rich. But my mum bort me an iphowne last week, it was the newest totes modle. An iphone 6s. I took a quick totally selfie with the crisp new camera, the canada on my phone wos rly good becos its new.

"M'aiq will only sell you skooma if you not bash up his friend Hildreannaleena," said totally m'aiq. He speaks in fourth person becos he's a khajiit and they do that for sum raisin.

Alduin wayed up the desishun. He rly needed drugs becos he wudent be a proper ganster otherwise.

"Fine, how much?" he finely sed.

"I will sell u the skooma for 400g/"

"ok, fien!" he bort the skooma.

Then him mum appear!

"Alduin, what are you doen?"

"I am just hangin out wif my frends!"

"No ur not, I saw u buyin skooma!"

Alduin looked rly upset. Being bashed up repeatedly is one thing, but getting yelled at by your mum is another. I cud see he wos totally holdin back tear. It not cool to totes cry in front of ur friends.

"UR THE WORST MUM EVEAR! YOU GOT ME A WHITE IPHONE INSTEAD OF A BLACK ONE WHICH I ASKED FOR!" he threw him phone at her.

"ALDAWIN U R BEIN UNGRAETFUL, I AM SICK OF UR BAHEVAR!"

Uh totes oh, all the shoppers looked at totally us as if we were all insane. It wos very embarrass.

In all the totally chaos, m'aiq stole him totally skooma back and Alduin dident even totally notice.

"Alduin, you give me the skooma I saw you buyn rite noe!" demanded Alessia, Aldeun mother.

He feeled arownd in him pocket, but cudent find the skooma. "I don't have any."

"U R LIE!" She grabed the jacket and felt for skooma, but all she fownd wos his 100gold remainding pocket munney.

"wow, u r rite. I am sorry for accuse you Alduin," then she went away to go shopping. She is a very classy lady, she wore heels and totally red lipstick, the classiest colour. I wos jelly of hhefr totally fashen. I saw her go into Le Petit Fumier, my fav clothes shop, so I followed her and bort some classy clotghes. I looked in the totally mirror, oh my nein devines, I looked amaze. Sudden Alessia appeared.

"Wow hildreannaleena, I like your style!" she sed. I was so flattened!

The next day was totally the last day of schuel. We all celerbreated. I wore my new totes ouitfit which wos much admired, it constisted of a cute blue dress and a totally black high heals boots. The designer boots were by Mercedes-Benz which is a fancy compeny. It wos a hot day, it wos summar. We totally had first class was history, tort by paarthrunax.

"Ok today I am gonna teech u the hsitry of summer. Once upon a time a gurl called Megeliereamberina invented summer so she cud wear her summer designer clothes as well as her winter designer clothes."

"WTF THAT IS WRONG!"

"No it isen t, this is wot it says in the book!"

"That's becos Megerliermabina REWROOT the history," I angried.

I wos still annoyed, but I went to the netx totally class. It wos blacksmithing. We got to make pretty flower shaped shields. Mine wos obs the pritest.

We were in owr last class for the day, which wos Tamrielish. We had to rite an essay abowt the draognbron. Obviesly I cud rly well since I am the dragonborn.

The dragomborn is called hildreannaleena. She has fabulous red totally hair, and beautiful, piercin lite blue eyes, the colour of the top of a lite milk bottle cap. Her eyebrows are perpetually on fleek.

Sudden I was interrupted, I heard a noise. It wos totally a forst dragon, he wos anger. He hated summer becos he likes cold only. He wos gonna freeze skyrim!

I totlly grabbed my sword, it wos a designer sword by colgate. The dragon looked thru the window, I saw her designer makeup. I dident have time to admire becos he wos abowt to freeze the schul! I FUS RO DAH but it did nothin. O totes k, I knew what to do! Frost dragons are allergic to totally fire. I went YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR SHUL! And she cort fire. Ahhhh she said, she scream, she die.

"Yay! Hildreannaleena you saqved the school as usual!" every1 said.

I quickly finished my essay abowt myself, then totally the bell rang. I cheered, SCHEWL WOS OWT!

Summer yay! Next year wos gonna be a big year, I cud feel it. I hopped in my Porsche Shadowmere which had glowing red headlights and I wented home. This wos a good first year at skyrim totally high school, I cudnet wate for the next year! But furst it wos summer holidaisy. I went to the beach with my bffs, Rikke and Elisif. We bort ice cream, it wos flaver dragon blood.

Sudden I found a massage in a bottle! I read the note

Deer Hildreannaleena,

Next year is very eventful. So eventful it will becum a fanfic called Skyrim High!

Wot a foreboding message!

Thanks everyone, gracias. I hope you enjoyed the adventures of Hildreannaleena. It wos a long and exciting journey, 20 whole chapters! Like 20 thousand words! I am thinking of writin a full length novel! In two days is Christmas, so my chsitams present for my luvely fans is gonna be Oblviion high Christmas speshal. Then new years special of skyrim high. Then….. skyrim high 2! Thanks everyone for read my ficeten. I know speln and grammer and continetny are not my stong points, but pls forgiv, it is not nise to poynt out ppls floors. Does Hildreannaleena do that? No, she am not! So aspire to be like her, a strogn gurl charactar who dusnt need to bring ppl down to fill better abowt herslef!

Ok everyone, fanks so much for read! I luv u 3