Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.

Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.

Bold=Eliminated.


Both teams were gathered for the next challenge.

"Bass, Gophers - today's challenge is a true summer-camp experience - a canoe trip. You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake. . . To Bony Island. When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island, which is about a two-hour hike through treacherous, dense jungle."

Geoff scratched his head in confusion. "We've got to pour what?"

Chris sighed. "Portage."

He just blinked.

"Dude - walk with your canoe."

"Oh."

"When you arrive at the other end of the island, you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me. The first team to paddle home and return their canoes to the beach is the winner of invincibility. Move Campers!" Then he paused. "Oh, wait. One more thing I should mention. Legend has it, if you take anything off the island. . . You'll be cursed forever."

At that, thunder cracked from out of nowhere, startling quite a few people.

"Now get in your canoes, and let's have some fun."

As everyone ran off to get a canoe, Beth came running out.

"What I miss."

"Canoes portage." Chris grinned, "Not much."

"Hey Gwen be my partner." Cody said wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

Gwen hesitated looking at Geoff only to find him partnered up with Lindsay and sighed, "Sure why not."

Courtney was partnered up with Bridgette, DJ with Trent and Duncan with Tyler and Harold with Izzy. While on the Gophers Heather was partnered up with Beth and Noah went with LeShawna.

Over with the Bass, Izzy grabbed one end of the canoe, trying to lift it, and instead flipped into it.

"Just follow my technique. I'm 1/87th Cherokee, you know. Which means, like, the tribe could totally, like, claim me at any time."

Harold grabbed the canoe pushing it into the water, muttering under his breath.

"Let's hope it's today."

(Confessional)

Geoff: Man, I thought Gwen and I were tight, but suddenly, I don't know, it's like she's fading on me. She's also been spending a lot of time with Cody...

(End static)

As they walked up to their canoe, DJ gave it a few nudges with his foot.

"Yo, man. Do canoes flip over a lot?"

Trent shook his head. "No. You're thinking Kayaks."

DJ wiped his forehead in relief.

"Unless we hit some rough water."

His eyes widened. "Water can get rough?"

"Oh, yeah. Sometimes it can get totally radical out there." Trent shrugged.

(Confessional)

DJ: When I was 8, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better then a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital to get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did - "The Wedgie Flop."

I've been afraid of water ever since.

(End static)

As the canoe was eased out into the water, it shook a bit.

"Whoa."

Geoff tossed him a paddle.

"Dude, relax. We're gonna be fine."

After a few moments of getting situated, everybody waited eagerly for Chris to give the go-ahead.

Grinning, Chris cocked a starting gun and raised it above his head.

"On your marks. . . get set. . . [Bang!] Paddle!"

Once everyone had left, something fell out of the sky and landed in front of him with a loud thump.

Glancing down he saw a dead eagle at his feet. "That's gonna provoke some angry e-mails."

[Skip]

"And then these bushmen taught us how to properly catch and cook crocodile, as well as koala."

Harold blinked.

"Uh, isn't killing a koala bear illegal?"

Izzy shrugged.

"Oh, I don't know. Probably. Yeah. Hehehee. Probably, it's illegal."

With Geoff and Lindsay, Lindsay suddenly leaned back, resting her head in Geoff's lap.

"You don't mind if I work on my tan, do you?"

Geoff blinked grinning, "Not at all."

[Skip]

Trent suddenly took-in his surroundings.

"Hey, was all this fog here earlier?"

DJ, along with the rest, finally noticed as well.

"I don't think so."

Everyone thought back to what Chris had said earlier.

"You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake. . . to Bony Island."

As they came up on shore, they observed that the mountain on the island was shaped eerily similar to a skull.

"Okay, did you see that skull? How cool is that? It's like this place is haunted or something!"

A sudden ghostly moaning could be heard across the island.

"Let's just get this over with." Gwen sighed.

[Skip]

Running across the island with their canoes carried above their heads, it was hard to ignore all the animal skulls and bones decorating their surroundings. A fallen tree suddenly blocked their path. Cody looked frantically around at the rustling bushes.

"I think I saw something."

Suddenly, out of the bushes, popped several giant prehistoric-looking beavers. And they looked hungry.

"Monster beavers!" Geoff shouted as everyone ran away screaming.

(Confessional)

Chris: A remnant of the Pleistocene era, the woolly beaver is a day-active rodent indigenous to Bony Island. Oh, yeah, and they're meat-eaters.

(End static)

Once they were sure they'd made it a safe distance away, everyone collapsed.

Noah was first to speak.

"I think we lost them. Is everyone alright?" He said panting.

Bridgette nodded.

"I think so.

[Skip]

After some minor events, such as Cody rescuing Lindsay from quicksand, and being chased by giant prehistoric birds both of the groups were on the beach starting a fire. The Gophers noticed that the Bass already had one going.

Heather couldn't believe it. "How did they do that so quickly?"

Duncan smirked, flicking open his lighter.

Chris, watching everything from a helicopter, shrugged.

"No rule against carrying lighters. Edge - Killer Bass."

[Skip]

While gathering fire wood, Beth spotted an odd looking little statue sitting in a bush. "Cool." She said and picked it up, deciding to take it back with her.

[Skip]

Looking at the fire, Courtney sighed.

"I don't think this is going to be big enough."

Izzy walked up, holding a large glob of. . . something.

"This ought to do the trick. It's a handmade fire-starter I made from some tree sap and saved. stand back, guys. This, is gonna be big."

All the Bass began cautiously taking steps back.

Grinning manically, she tossed it into the fire.

A huge mushroom cloud of fire formed, nearly catching Chris' copter.

"Whoo-hoo-hoo! We have our fire-building winner. Point for the Bass!"

Harold coughed, wiping the soot from his glasses.

"Where did you learn to do that?"

"Oh, you know, I spent a summer training with the reserves. Yeah, I got into some trouble there and, like, blew up the kitchen by accident, which is why the RCMP is, like, still all over my butt. I am so totally AWOL!"

[Skip]

"So I've been thinking how about we trade partners Geoff." Cody said.

"Sure no problem." He said grinning at Gwen who in turn winked at Cody.

"So Gwen, I've been thinking that maybe you liked me. I was picking up some vibes."

"Maybe." Gwen blushed.

"So do you wanna go out with me?"

"I'd like that."

The two continued paddling quickly catching up to the rest of their team only to be passed by DJ who was pushing all their canoes at once, speeding passed the Gophers, and flying onto shore.

"And the winners are - the Killer Bass!"

[Skip]

The Gophers were all gathered around the fire pit with Chris.

"And now the always-anxiety-inducing marshmallow ceremony. When I call your name, come and get a marshmallow.


Honestly know idea who should leave. Also I hate this episode too so sorry if the chapter sucks. Vote who you want to leave, I'm atta lost.