Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.

Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.

Bold=Eliminated.


"I only have 7 marshmallows on my plate. And these marshmallows represent the campers that will continue to be. . . campers. . . here. You've all cast your ballots in the confession can. If I do not call your name, you must immediately go down to the dock of shame, catch the boat of losers, and go home. And you can't come back. . . ever.

Duncan."

"Yeah!"

Trent.

Bridgette.

Tyler.

DJ.

Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the night."

Courtney smirked at Harold who just glared at her.

". . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

Courtney."

She cheered.

"Yes!"

Harold stood up, scowling, "Whatever. I was gonna change the votes but it's not worth it if it means staying on the island with you jerks."

"Whatever loser." Duncan smirked.

Harold flipped them off making his way towards the docks, "Who needs them anyways."


Votes

Harold - Courtney

Duncan - Harold

Bridgette - Courtney

Tyler - Harold

DJ - Harold

Trent - Harold


Results

Courtney - 2

Harold - 4


Everyone was sleeping peacefully, the sun was shining, birds were chirping, and a bear was stealing marshmallows from the storage bin. All this serenity was quickly ruined when Chris flew over head in his plane, waking everybody up. Once they'd all stumbled out, they looked up.

"Incoming!"

Ducking as Chris flew too close to the ground, just missing them. "Yes! I can't wait to get my pilot's license!" He stepped out the plane, holding a out a megaphone, "Just flexing your muscles for today's. . . Extreme sport challenge!"

Gwen groaned, leaning against Geoff, "Ugh. It's too early for this."

Chris grinned. "Today, you'll participate in three challenges. First up. . . Extreme sofa-bed skydiving! Contestants will plummet - uh. . . skydive to a waiting sofa bed target below. Of course, you'll be skydiving from 5,000 feet. . . and using these." He tossed over two ratty-looking parachute bags. "Our lucky contestants are Trent. . . and Geoff."

Geoff and Trent exchanged nervous looks, glancing down at the worn out parachute bags.

"The second challenge of the day is. . . Extreme rodeo moose fighting! Contestants will rodeo-ride the great Canadian bucking moose for eight seconds or get hoofed into a giant pile of socks from the lost and found. Beth, you're riding for Gophers. And, Courtney, you'll ride for Bass. The third challenge will be on-ground water skiing."

"How are we supposed to water ski with no water?" DJ asked.

Chris grinned, "It's really hard."

As if called, Chef came flying over a hill, and smashed head-first into a tree.

"Contestants will water-ski a race course, grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line, while a member from the opposing team drives the seadoo."

"Awesome! Bridgette, you'll ski for Killer Bass. . . and Cody for the Screaming Gophers. Now for the cool swag. Whoever scores the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination, and wins a tricked-out multi-massage mobile shower."

Courtney gasped as well as a few others. "Can it be?"

"Oh, it be." Chris chuckled.

"Okay, gang, ciao for breaky, then report back in 20 minutes for. . . The extreme sport challenge!"

With that said he took off, leaving everyone else in a huge cloud of dust, coughing and hacking.


"Now, remember, ground teams can wheelie the sofa beds wherever they want in order to help their comrade with the landing."

"Now, remember, ground teams can wheelie the sofa beds wherever they want in order to help their comrade with the landing."

"Good luck babe." Gwen smiled pecking Geoff on the cheek.

"Yeah dude you got this!" LeShawna cheered.

Duncan drew an outline in the chalk of Trent's body, "Adios, dude. Sucks you didn't even get any action."

Courtney raised an eyebrow. "And what makes you think he's going to die?"

Duncan snorted, "Please. This challenge's a death wish, there's no way he's making it."

Trent shrugged, "Well see."


Once they were up in the air, Chris tried to hand them some documents, "If you could just fill these out..."

"But we already signed insurance forms at the beginning of the show." Trent protested.

"Yeah, but these are for organ donation. I have this cool cannibal challenge I want to pitch to the producers and this will go a long way towards budgeting free props."

Both contestants looked down as Chris randomly changed subjects, "Here comes the drop, boys!"

Geoff looked down. "I don't see the drop zone."

"Yeah we're really high up..."


Geoff shook his head. "Uh, I don't think I can do this, man."

Trent patted him on the shoulder. "You know what they say on Blackcombe Mountain, bro? Best glimpse of heaven is on the way into hell. Let's do this!"

Geoff nodded, "Yeah, I can do this! Whooo!"

Chris and Trent exchanged glances as he leaped out. that didn't take much convincing. Geoff let out a scream as he began plummenting to the earth opening his parachute and landed in the sofa. "I'm alive woohoo-" He was cut off as the sofa closed around him trapping him sinside.


Trent let out a sigh and jumped out screaming for his life, "FUCK! RED CORD! OR BLUE CORD!" He shouted. He hit the ground, leaving a deep impression in the sand.

Bridgette looked at him, worriedly. "Trent?"


Chris flew by overhead in the planes.

"Bass lose! Gophers win! 1-0."

Courtney glared at Trent as he was wheeled by on a stretcher.

"Nice going, Trent."


CONFESSIONAL

Trent: Seriously, Courtney can it. I don't know what Duncan sees in you."

END CONFESSIONAL

"Okay, cowpokes, let's start the rodeo moose challenge!"

Courtney shivered, "Okay you can do this. You are a C.I.T. in training."

She got on the moose looking down on it, "Okay let's do this."

As Chef let it out, it started jumping and bucking, Courtney held on for about 15 seconds before getting thrown off and flying into a tree.

"And Courtney set's the bar high! Now, it's the Gophers' turn."

Beth got on, "Okay don't go giving me any trouble, you-"

Chef grew frightened as it's eyes glowed red with rage.

"Sweet mother of. . . Agh!"

It trampled him as it busted out of the cage and and immediately thew her off.

"Aaaaaah! Oof!"

She landed in the socks.

"And the Bass win round 2. We have a tie! Whoever wins the extreme seadoo water-ski challenge. . . wins invincibility."

Beth moaned from where she landed in the socks, "Sorry guys."


"I totally have this in the bag! I practically live in the water." Bridgette smirked.

"Ya dude!" Duncan said high-fiving her.

CONFESSIONAL

DJ: This is it, we're tied for the win. The-not-a-jcok Tyler is driving Cody. Bridgette's skiing for the Bass, LeShawna's driving her. We...might be doomed.

END CONFESSIONAL

Chris came through on his four-wheeler. "Here's the road rules. Oh, wait, there are no rules, which means, this is going to be awesome!" He raised a flag, then dropped it. "And go!"

Tyler grinned, revving the motor, then took off, dragging Cody face-down through the mud.

"Agh! Oh, Ooh! Wait! I'm not ready!"

He sped over the jump, Cody grabbing the first flag.

"Flag 1 for Gopher!"

"No!"

As He tried a few more tricks, he grabbed the rest of the flags.

"Five flags and heading home!"

"That's impossible!"

"Tyler has to cross the finish line or be disqualified. But when she does, Codu will take five flags to victory for the Screaming Gophers!"

"Says you."

Tyler jumped off the jet ski making hit a rock and crash as Cody fell to the ground with no momentum, pulling him.

"Look like it's a total wipeout for the Gopher team."

Cody let out a sigh, maybe they wouldn't vote him off.


"Ready. . . set. . . ride it like it's sweeps week. . . Go!"

As LeShawna went over the first jump, Bridgette grabbed the first flag, doing a little flip on her skis.

"Flag 1!"

"Yeah!"

LeShawna tried a few tricks, but Bridgette was just casually grabbing the flags.

"Flag 2. . . 3. . . 4. . ."

LeShawna scowled, seeing no way to do this, hoping her team wouldn't vote her off..

"Bridgette has snagged flag 5 and is racing home for the win. LeShawna is euchred! She has to cross!"

She glared and turned harshly only for the rope to snap and for Bridgette to slid over the finish line.

Chris came to a stop on his for-wheeler.

"She won! Bass win!"

All the Bass cheered.


"The Gophers team went ground-under and will now decide which gophy to bury, while the Bass totally scored some much-needed showers."

"I really could've use that shower." Beth mumbled.

"Tell me about it." Gwen said moving away from her.

Cody let out a sigh, "I just don't understand why we're so sucky. We got rid of the idol thing and Heather."

Beth looked around nervously at that, "Yeah weird right?"


"As you know, if you do not receive a marshmallow, you will be forced to walk the dock of shame, and you can never, ever return to camp. First marshmallow goes too...


You guys know the deal vote for who you want to leave. Also you guys will be voting for who you want to come back during the merge soon and who wins the show. I know who I want to win and I hope you guys vote for them too but not yet.


Rankings:

Ezekiel: 22nd. Because he can't help the way he was raised, he'd continue making comments until someone tells him it's wrong which they wouldn't do. I also just don't know how to write him. Besides I had to keep something canon.

Sadie: 21st. She's useless to her team without Katie, so there's no point keeping her around.

Katie: 20nd. See above

Justin: 19th. Heather should've left, I kinda regret this but Heather causes more drama than Justin ever could.

Owen: 18th. This would've happened if the Killer Bass had won either him or Izzy and since Izzy, wasn't there it was goodbye Owen. Not much you can do about that.

Eva: 17th. They remember her temper it's only a matter of time before she blows up at them why risk it.

Noah: 16th. So far all challenges seem physical and he's a little useless in that manner.

Heather: 15th. Do I even need to explain. She's mean my only regret is kicking off Justin instead of her

Izzy: 14th. She was head chef, she took responsibility for their loss and also they know she's crazy.

Lindsay: 13th. Sure she's nice but she's not exactly useful unless there's a beauty pageant.

Harold: 12th. He didn't get a chance to change the votes so he's out. Sorry but there's nothing you can do about it.