Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.

Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.

Bold=Eliminated.

VOTE FOR TWO PLAYERS TO COME BACK FOR THE MERGE. VOTE ON MY POLL OR IN REVIEWS. Got the chapter back up and just became an only child. Enjoy. Sorry about the mix up my sister likes some other kid's fanfiction better than mine and thought it'd be funny to post their chapter over mine.


"There are only five marshmallows in my hand tonight" Chris said solemnly for a second before snickering, "Man you guys suck."

"Just hand out the marshmallows!" LeShawna huffed.

"Fine...sheesh. You guys are no fun.

Geoff.

Gwen.

Cody.

"This is the last marshmallow of the night and it goes too...

"LeShawna."

"Sorry Beth." Gwen muttered.

"It's okay. I'll miss you LeShawna." She said hugging her.

The rest of the team waved at her as she walked down the dock of Shame, Chris laughing to himself, "Four players, man you guys really stink!"


The next morning everyone made their way to the mess hall, a few them looking around as Duncan spoke up, "What? No breakfast?"

Chris smirked, and glanced at Chef, "Oh, don't worry, bro. There will be plenty of food later on." With that being said him and Chef began snickering.

LeShawna raised an eyebrow as she walked in, "What are you to bozos so giggly about?"

"Congratulations to the remaining 12 campers for reaching the halfway mark in the competition. You'll all be on the jury for the final episode."

"We got the power! Yeah!" Geoff cheered.

"The two teams will become one next week. But first, all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin, and all the guys will stay in the Bass cabin. This week's challenge is as old as history itself - a battle of the sexes. After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then, you'll have, uh, bite to eat." At that Chris and Chef began to snicker again before he stopped, "Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off."

Everyone let out a cheer, Chris waiting for them to quiet down before continuing, "It's all for a reward, and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!" As the campers left, the two began snickering again.


"No offense to the guys but I'm kinda glad to be rooming with girls. "Courtney sighed.

"Tell me about they stink." Bridgette snickered fanning her nose.

"You got that right."

Gwen smirked, from where she was on the bed, "Thought you'd be a little sad about leaving your bad boy?"

Courtney looked up, "I can say the same to you about party boy." She quipped.

Both girls turned red as Bridgette and LeShawna snickered.

CONFESSIONAL

Bridgette: I was just happy there was no drama going on. Everyone always talks about how catty girls are an the grudges we hold.

END CONFESSIONAL


Over at the guys cabin the sound of music and laughter could be heard.

"Rock that soda pop, brotha!" DJ said as he and Trent danced by a table.

Geoff suddenly downed his drinking letting out a loud burp that shook the cabin, trees and scared off many wildlife.

"Woah!" Tyler muttered.

"Woah indeed." Duncan blinked, "How'd you learn to do that."

"That was awesome. Where did you learn to do that?"

"It was my big bro. He taught me how to belch almost as good as he can!" Geoff grinned.

The other boys pushed Geoff on a small turntable, "SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!"


"It's time for today's challenge."

Courtney cut him off, placing her hands on her hips, "Uh, where's breakfast?"

Gwen narrowed her eyes at them as they started snickering again, "Would you guys quit that?"

Chris turned to Chef a wide grin on his face, "Let's just tell them. Today's challenge is the brunch of disgustingness. You'll be getting a nine-course meal. Each member of the team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross. Just that it'll likely be gross."

"Tell them what they'll get if they win, Chris." Chef spoke up.

"The winning team spends two days at a local 5-star resort where they'll be pampered, eat gourmet nosh, and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge. The losing team will go hungry tonight and spend the next two days here on Total Drama Island, with Chef."

Courtney glared at her team, daring one of them to protest, "We are going to win this challenge."

CONFESSIONAL

Gwen: It's a good thing Heather's gone her and Courtney being on the same team just screams drama.

Bridgette: Anyways, this challenge shouldn't be too bad. I mean, I'll try anything once. Except meat. I can't eat meat.

Cody: This shouldn't be all that bad, I hope they have candy.

END CONFESSIONAL

"Let's begin the challenge!" Chris said eagerly. "First, some hors d'oeuvres!" He motioned forward, and Chef lifted the covers off the plates.

"Meatballs?" Duncan snorted, "Really that's the best you can do?"

"I can handle this even if they do taste a little weird."

"Hehe." Chris said, "Technically. But these are a little special."

Chef held one up, grinning. "It's beef meatballs, bourguignon."

"Meatballs?" DJ said horrified.

A shot of a bull crying on the ground was briefly shown before flashing back to Duncan, who dropped the meatball in his hand.

"I don't know if I can do this to my bovine brother." Geoff hesitated slightly.

"I can't eat this!" Bridgette protested, "I don't eat meat!"

"If you don't eat we'll lose the challenge!" Courtney gasped.

"I don't care."

On the other side of the room, Tyler's hand shook as he tried to bring it his mouth, Cody took a tiny little bite out of one and a tear fell from Trent's face.

"It's the hardest thing a man can do." Chris said sadly,

Neither team was making it very far and Chris sighed, "Well, looks like nobody wins this round. Let's move on to the next course in the brunch of disgustingness."

Chef rolled out a cart, grinning, "You guys like pizza?"

Gwen raised an eyebrow,"Depends what's on it?"

"Nothing special just, live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies!"

"Bleh! That's just gross. I'm not eating this." Courtney scowled.

LeShawna glared at her, "Oh, yes, you are. I am not missing out on getting rid of my alligator elbows, just because you can't keep down a few. . ."

She looked down and noticed a grasshopper sitting on her hand and screamed, "Yahhhh! Grasshoppers. Okay, I can't do this."

Gwen glared at both of them. "I'm digesting a bull's precious cojones. You're going to eat."

"Fine. Can I get a little Parmesan on this at least?" Courtney huffed and cursed when the host shook his head.

CONFESSIONAL

Bridgette: Okay, sure, I've eaten tuna-salad sandwiches, but I've never worked out my position on eating live fish. But I had to get in good with the group.

END CONFESSIONAL

She took and released a deep breath, then worked down her slice, all the while the rest of the girls cheered her on.

Over at the guys, everyone had eaten their pizza except for Trent, " Ok, guys, we need to win this. DJ, you hold me down. Geoff, you feed me the pizza. Do not let go no matter how much I scream!"

As DJ held Trent down and Geoff moved forward with the pizza, he began to protest, "Hey, guys! I was kidding! Y'know, a joke. (laughs) I warn you. My dad's a lawyer."

After they forced it down Trent's eyes glazed over as he looked at DJ "Mama?"

CONFESSIONAL

Trent: It wasn't that bad. I was playing it up for the camera's. You know, to boost ratings. I really don't mind beef testicles, live grasshopper pizza's with jellyfish..oh... (barfs)

END CONFESSIONAL

"The winners of this round are the guys."

Guys 1, Girls 0

The guys cheered while the girls groaned.

CONFESSIONAL

Chef: I was excited about the next dish. I made it from scratch. (starts to scratch side of body)

END CONFESSIONAL

"All right, who's ready for the third course? Spaghetti. Well, actually, earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hair balls." Chris grinned.

Geoff freaked, out running outside, "No! I can't take it anymore! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!"

DJ stood up smiling, "I've got this."

As Geoff reached the front door DJ tackled him to the ground dragging him back inside. "Okay, okay. I'm good. I'm good."


The guys put on blindfolds and clothespins on their noses to eat the food, as Geoff tried to lie to himself, "I love spaghetti. spaghetti is good. Okay."

All the guys held up their empty plates.

"Done!"

"And once again, the winners are the guys."

Guys 2, Girls 0

While the guys cheered, Bridgette turned to her teammates, "Come on, you guys, let's show them some girl power."

Gwen smiled, "Bridgette's right. Let's kick some boy butt."

"All right, everybody. Time for course number four. No nine-course meal would be complete without soup. Today's special is French bunion soup with hangnail crackers."

CONFESSIONAL

Geoff: I think they just used stuff from Chef's bathroom floor.

END CONFESSIONAL

Bridgette frowned as the guys struggled to eat their soup, before grabbing a funnel and placing it in Gwen's mouth. She than grabbed the soup pouring it down the Goth girl's mouth.

Gwen blinked taking out the funnel, "You couldn't even taste it."

"The girls win round four."

Guys 2, Girls 1

CONFESSIONAL

Bridgette: I really think the girls made a breakthrough as a team.

END CONFESSIONAL

"Only five more courses left. Bon appetit."


You've gotta eat! Eat!

Eat to win!

Chef chewed before taking out a piece of gum sticking it to a larger wad of pre-chewed gum on a plate and placed it down in front of Gwen who wrinkled her nose in disgust

Don't let them gross you out!

Don't let them push you down!

Next, Chef squeezed a skunk's tail making the liquid falling into mixer. He grabbed it shaking it before pouring it in a glass cup. Courtney leaned forward taking a sip before gagging.

Stand up tall and say you can!

Chef the took out some glue drawing a smiley face on the heel of sandal and handed it to DJ. He took a bite of it trying to pull a piece off and only fell to the ground.

You've gotta eat! (Eat!)

Eat to win!

Lastly, Chef was cutting up a half-rotten green bell pepper, while Geoff and Tyler shared smiles it didn't look so bad. He than pulled out a ladle from the soup he was stirring showing, a rotten apple core, old banana peel. and a dirty old sock.

Oooooh, you gotta eat! (Eat!)

Eat to wiin!

Guys 3, Girls 3

"Wow, it's all tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge. It's delicious dolphin wieners - hot dogs made of dolphin."

Bridgette gasped in horror, "But dolphins are our friends."

Courtney scowled shaking a ketchup bottle. "What are you waiting for? It's already dead."

"Never! I'm a surfer. I swim with dolphins!"

"If you don't eat it, we don't win."

"I don't care!"

"Eat it!"

"NO! I'm not doing it! You can't pressure me."

DJ stood up across the room, "I'm with you sister I ain't eating no dolphin."

CONFESSIONAL

Chef: I slave over a hot stove, cooking dolphin. No appreciation!

END CONFESSIONAL

Chris looked at both teens seeing neither backing out and sighed, "Fine. We'll solve this by having an eat-off!"


"Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious, blended cockroach will be the winner. This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your balanced lifestyle."

Duncan and LeShawna eyed each other and their drinks warily.

"On your mark get set go."

Both started off strong downing shot after shot of cockroach, after the fifth one they began to tire.

"Dude I don't think I can take much more of this." Duncan whispered.

"I hear that. But what do we do?"

"How about a tie. That way both trams win." He shuddered downing his 7th glass.

"Sounds good to me." LeShawna turned to tell Chris the deal when she threw up, an undigested cockroach mixed in it. At that everyone else began throwing up as well.

Chris choked back some throw up, "Enough, I'll call it a tie. You guys all earned." He shouted leaving the room.


NO ELIMINATION TONIGHT. VOTE FOR TWO PEOPLE TO COME BACK FOR THE MERGE FROM THE LIST BELOW. POLL ON MY PAGE OR IN REVIEWS

EZEKIEL

EVA

NOAH

JUSTIN

KATIE

SADIE

OWEN

HEATHER

LINDSAY

IZZY