Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.
Bold=Eliminated.
When you vote would you guys mind explaining why you chose that person. I'm curious to your reasoning. Like why'd you all vote for Tyler and guest reviews, I feel like some of you guys are all one person reviewing different times.
"Okay, so first up, I've reviewed the confessionals, and I've gotta say there's lots of hate on in this group, which is awesome! While I normally protect your privacy, in the spirit of airing your dirty laundry, I'm gonna go live with your confessionals!"
CONFESSIONALS
DJ: She's mean and scary so Heather
Bridgette: You know even if she has invincibility, Heather
Cody: Heather
Lindsay: You leave us no choice.
Duncan: Yeah know, island's been pretty chill without her so Heather.
LeShawna: Don't know how you got back here, but you're leaving.
Gwen: (holds up picture of Heather with devil horns and a tail)
Geoff: Heather, she just screams bad news.
Tyler: I honestly don't know who to vote for.
Trent: I'm gonna go with Heather.
Lindsay: Heather told me to vote for Tyler cause she just doesn't like him and she's scary when you don't listen to her.
Heather: Goodbye Tyler
END CONFESSIONALS
Chris snickered, "Woah, you guys all vote for Heather anyway. That's hilarious. Well looks like Lindsay and Heather's votes are the only one who counts so Tyler you're outta here."
The wannabe jock sighed and stood up, "It's been cool dudes." Sitting on the boat of losers, the camera could make out a single tear on his face.
The scene sat the early morning of the lake, where only a few people happened to be up.
Geoff climbed out of the water, shaking out his wet hair, and looked to see Gwen sitting under a tree drawing a picture. "Hey babe watch you drawing?"
She looked up blushing, "Oh nothing."
A camera behind her zoomed in, showing a picture of a shirtless Geoff as he came out the water. She turned around and covered it with her hand frowning.
"Then come join me if it's nothing."
Gwen sighed and got up stripping to her bathing suit, as she joined Geoff at the dock.
The morning stillness was broken by a shot from a cannon, as Chris dressed in a pirate costume lit the fuse. The cannonball flew towards Heather stepping out of her trailer yawning and crashed into as she jumped out the way, buy her trailer was still destroyed.
"Dammit Chris!" She cursed getting up from the floor.
"Darrr, mateys! Meet me at the amphitheater in five minutes, and I'll tell you about today's challenge."
Chris and Chef were standing next to a sheet covered lump. Heather showed up last carrying her smoking bags. She sat on the end away from everybody else.
"Well, my little scallywags," Chris began, "have we got an adventure in store for ye!" The fake parrot on his shoulder almost fell over but he pushed back with a creak.
Cody grinned excitedly, "What's under the sheet?"
"All in good time, laddie!" He answered, "Who here has a hankerin' for a good old-fashioned treasure hunt? Now, this treasure hunt's got a twist, mateys!" Chris explained. "What you're lookin' for isn't hidden! And, it isn't treasure!"
"If there's no hidden treasure," Heather asked, "then how is this a treasure hunt?"
"Yeah and what's with the eye patch and the plastic parrot." Duncan scowled.
"Arr, shiver me timbers!" Chris said sending his plastic parrot to the floor, "Good question, me boy! You're lookin' for keys, to a treasure chest!" Chef pulled back the sheet revealing a stack of treasure chests.
"Inside each of these chests," Chris continued,"is a treasure that will pamper you, land-lubbers! And one of these chests will even give you, invincibility!" He laughed as Chef walked up carrying a bucket of short pieces of wood. "Now come 'round, and pull a clue out of this bucket! Or you'll have to walk the plank!"
Twelve hands grabbed all at once, emptying the bucket. "These clues will tell ye where your key be stowed!" Chris told them.
Courtney looked hers, mouth dropping open, "A bear?" She screeched.
"I was hoping you'd get that one. Consider it payback for stealing my food." Chris told her and turned to Cody. "And that there is the septic tank for the washrooms!" Cody cringed and glanced at his clue in horror.
He appeared on the other side of the stage, next to Bridgette, "Chef's fridge - nice. I hear he brushes it daily for fingerprints."
"All you scalawags go find your keys and bring them back by 6:00 p.m. Eastern standard time to open up the chest and get your loot. Fare thee well, young scalawags. Now get to it!"
CONFESSIONAL
Heather: [sigh] I don't know who came up with these lame-o challenges and memo to Chris - those pirate tights do not exactly flatter your legs. Savvy.
Cody: I was all excited about the treasure hunt, but having to go through a sewer system.
Geoff: This whole summer has been pretty rad so far. Treasure hunt now it just got even better.
END CONFESSIONAL
A key was hanging on wooden pole in the lake, a trio of sharks circling around it. Trent stood on the dock in his trunks as he pondered the situation.
"Trent's first challenge," Chris narrated, "to grab his key from the man-eating shark infested lake!"
The musician crossed his arms as he watched the sharks circling before snapping his fingers, and leaving the dock. He came back seconds later with two large fish in his hand. With a giant heave he threw them way off camera, causing the three sharks to immediately follow and disappear. He dove into the water, and returned moments later to the edge of the dock with the key in his hand.
"Piece of cake." He said to himself.
"Bridgette must retrieve her key from Chef's bank vault of a fridge without getting caught," the host said as the blonde surfer sneaked into the kitchen.
She looked around and opened the door only to be face to face with Chef inside holding a large butcher's knife. She bit back a scream and slowly closed the refrigerator door and left the building as quickly as possible she'd come back later.
DJ looked down glancing at the skunks. "I don't suppose you little dudes would have a key in there?"
The skunk glanced at him chattering loudly, before dashing back into the hole hiding. "Wait." DJ shouted, "I'm not trying to hurt you. Just there's a key in there that I need that isn't suppose to be in there and I'd be glad to take it off you hands."
The skunk blinked before coming out with a key handing it DJ who smiled patting his head, "Thanks little dude."
"DJ?"
He turned around and the skunk scurried back into it's hole, "Huh? Oh hey Bridge what's up."
"Where you talking to that skunk?"
DJ blushed, "Kinda, but hey at least I got my key. Any luck with yours?"
"Unfortunately no."
"Try asking nicely. That's what I did." DJ suggested, "And I doubt Chef hates you as much as he does everyone else."
The scene cut to the mess hall again, showing a snoring Chef, various knives and a chainsaw spread out on the table in front of him. Bridgette cracked open the door slowly, as she sneaked in.
Glancing around she noticed him sleeping and shrugged. Making her way to the fridge she pulled out some gloves, opening the fridge and grabbing the key, shutting it as quietly as she could.
As she made her way out, she tripped to the ground, awaking Chef who let out a shout, "Kids get ponies."
He stood up and looked down spotting Bridgette on the floor and growled, grabbing his chainsaw. Bridgette let out a scream as she stood up running away from the psychotic chef as fast as she could forever stopping at the stage and dropping in one of the seats. At least she got her key.
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: Okay so I was gonna ask closely but he's crazy. (sighs) And he was sleeping, I hope he's not too mad at me.
END CONFESSIONAL
"While Geoff is...doing pretty well actually." Chris said, as the scene showed the party boy climbing up a tree.
"Be careful." Gwen yelled up.
"Got this bra!" Geoff shouted, and began sliding across the branch only for a woodpecker to appear at the base of it and began pecking away.
A close-up of a clue was shown, the image portraying a key over a fire. Duncan lowered his clue, revealing a raised ring of fire with the key dangling in the center.
Duncan smirked and jumped through the hoop landing on the other side. "Duncan's tough exterior seems to help him with the challenge he received." Chris narrated as he showed off his key to the camera.
A loud crack was hard, as Geoff fell to the floor holding on to the branch. Gwen ran over helping him up, "Oh my god. Geoff! Are you okay?"
"It's all good bra. Even got my key. What about your challenge babe?"
Heather was shown, next, balancing on a broke bridge hopping from one side to the other, while the next key was shown inside a wine glass on top a rock surrounded by water with a pair of alligators next to them.
"Seriously Chris!" She raged.
A beehive was shown next as Gwen and Geoff looked up.
"How do we get rid of them?"
"We could smoke them out."
"Will the bees still be able to breathe?"
"Yeah totally they'll be fine."
"Okay let's do it."
Geoff started a fire under the beehive as smoke flew up, a few minutes later the fire expanded smoke covering everything as the bees flew away. Gwen ran over and grabbed her key as she and Geoff extinguished the fire and walked away.
"That was really sweet of you to help."
"No problem bra."
Gwen smiled and reached forward pulling Geoff in for a kiss, not realizing Heather had just caught them coming back from beating her challenge with bruises and cuts all over her face.
CONFESSIONAL
Heather: That's just too much! Everyone knows that boyfriend-girlfriend is just another way to say alliance. And my alliance is going to be the only alliance on this island! First I have to deal with those two then Duncan and Courtney. I can't believe all these people hooked up while I was away.
END CONFESSIONAL
"A bunny!" Lindsay said jumping up and down. "I can do this." She walked toward the little rabbit, "Hi rabbity. Bunny. I need the key on your neck."
The bunny hopped forward before releasing a giant roar, showing off it's large fangs and Lindsay let out a scream as she ran away in terror.
Cody let out a shudder, as he looked down the toilet before plunging in. "Meanwhile, back in the communal washrooms," Chris snickered, "things are looking a little small."
He moved his hand around searching for a key before he took it out thinking of a better idea and got a large tube and began sucking water out of the sewer and behind the bathroom. He stood outside and waited for the key to come out.
Duncan made his way back to the stage where he spotted Courtney sitting there glaring at the floor.
"Hey babe what's up?"
"This stupid challenge! No way am I'm wrestling a beer for some stupid key. Knowing Chris the prizes all suck anyway." She huffed.
"What about the invincibility?"
"Somehow I doubt my key would've had that prize."
"Aren't you worried about getting voted off?"
Courtney shot up looking at Duncan, "I think we need to make a few more friends."
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: So I've learned a lot since the first challenge. I'm gonna get Duncan to talk to Gwen and Geoff. Geoff and Duncan should get along fine, they're both kinda neanderthals and Gwen matches Duncan's style and personality sometimes, plus she has a boyfriend so I don't have to worry about her stealing mine. That's four people, but I have Bridgette, and Duncan still has DJ. Trent not so much, then Gwen might bring LeShawna so that's seven people in an alliance. We vote off everyone else than we win!
Duncan: Courtney's so smart, manipulative and evil. I dig that in a chick. I'd go get her necklace from the bear but I don't feel like dying anytime soon.
END CONFESSIONAL
LeShawna looked at snake curled around her key and frowned, before she climbed the tree next to it and threw down a rock at the snake. Apparently she hit harder than she thought it and it collapsed.
"Oops." She said picking up the key, "My bad."
CONFESSIONAL
Lindsay: Okay so Heather says I'm still in here alliance. That means I can go to the final three. Two. She's trying to get Brenda in or did she say Trevor?
END CONFESSIONAL
Lindsay sat a note down on Gwen's bed and hid under the bed just in time. "I'll be back in a second!"
She looked at her bed in confusion as she read it, "'Meet by the Dock of Shame at 5:00 for a little surprise. Love, Geoff! Coolio. Probably wants to go surfing or something."
As she walked out the door, Lindsay came out a few seconds later trying to rid her body of cockroaches. Meanwhile at the dock Geoff was being confronted by Heather. He had found her crying and tried to comfort her.
"Heather? What's wrong?"
"N-nothing."
"No, tell me."
CONFESSIONAL
GEOFF: My mom always said, when a girl's crying you gotta comfort her. It's the gentlemanly thing to do and I can be a great gentleman...I just choose not to.
END CONFESSIONAL
"Well, I don't want to sound like a drama queen or anything, but Gwen's just been so mean to me, and I just don't get why. I. . . I don't think I can go on." She said crying.
"Look, Gwen's just kind of a hard girl to get to know. That's all. Don't take it personally."
Heather latched onto him, burying her face in his chest. "I'm just so surprised to hear you're still with her, you know, after all the horrible things she says about you. I. . . Oops."
"What? What do you mean?"
"Oh, I feel terrible telling you this. I. . . I promised I wouldn't say anything. But you should know that Gwen confided in the girls last week that she really can't stand you and thinks that you're a total cliche. Your parties sucks, and she's only stringing you along to get further in the game."
"But. . . but I thought me and Gwen had a real connection."
She placed her hand on his face, "Gwen is just playing you for your vote. She's played us all, and you're just so nice that I just can't watch you fall for it anymore."
CONFESSIONAL
GEOFF: Something doesn't smell right. I gotta go talk to Gwen. I mean, we've been cool right.
HEATHER: To easy. Blondes are so dumb.
END CONFESSIONAL
"I need to go talk to her. She really said my parties sucks?"
"Maybe Gwen thinks your parties sucks, but I. . . think they rule."
She leaned in closer to kiss him, and he moved passed her as he went to go look for Gwen only to see her standing at the edge of the dock, watching in confusion. Heather with her eyes still closed kissed air and fell into the water.
"Arh! You idiot!"
"Geoff?"
"We gotta talk!" Geoff said pulling her away, "Do you really think my parties sucks?"
"What no! Why would you even ask such a thing. I never said that."
"Heather said..." He trailed off in realization. "Oh."
"Yeah, I guess she tried to play us."
CONFESSIONAL
Geoff: Wow that's really messed up.
Gwen: That evil little ugh! She makes me so angry!"
Heather: Okay so that didn't work. Whatever time for plan B. Duncan. This time I'll just go for it no stupid story or anything.
END CONFESSIONAL
Gwen and Geoff were still a little ways off from the dock when Duncan came up to them. "Look I'm gonna keep this short. Wanna join an alliance with me and Courtney?"
The two of them looked at each other before turning back to Duncan, "Only if you vote off Heather."
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan:That was easier than I thought. I wonder what she did?
END CONFESSIONAL
Heather walked up to Duncan and smirked at him, to his confusion. "I was thinking you and me could join an alliance?"
"With you I dont think so."
"not even if I persuade you?"
Duncan raised an eyebrow in confusion, "Persuade me how?"
Heather smirked and looked as Courtney saw them before pulling him in for a kiss.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Courtney shouted storming over.
"Wait babe! It's not what it looks like she kissed me!"
"I know! You wouldn't dare cheat on me cause I would destroy you!"
Duncan nodded fearfully, as Courtney rounded on Heather, "WHY WERE YOU KISSING MY BOYFRIEND!"
Everyone else in the island had slowly gathered to the stage and had heard Courtney's shout of exclamation.
"Guess that's why Gwen and Geoff wanted to vote her off so bad." Duncan muttered not realizing Courtney heard him.
"WHAT! YOU MESSED WITH YOUR OWN TEAMMATES TOO!"
Alright, campers!" Chris announced. "Meet me at the campfire in ten! And bring your keys!"
Everyone was gathered back at the campfire glaring daggers at Heather who ignored them all.
"Yarr, it be time to claim your treasure! Those fortunate enough to bear a precious key, come forth with it!"
Gwen, Duncan, Bridgette, Heather, Geoff, DJ, Trent and LeShawna all stepped up, Lindsay, Courtney, and Cody not haven gotten theirs.
Duncan opened his first, disappointment appearing on his face as he saw what he'd won. "Seriously?! Is this the best you got?" He complained holding up the bag of chips and candy bar. Chris shrugged grinning evilly.
"An ink pen kit?" LeShawna huffed, "The things I do for this show."
Gwen got an accordion, DJ a toaster, Trent two liters of soda, Heather a leg lamp and Bridgette a gift basket.
"Dude you got invincibility." Trent said, "Nice!"
"Um what's this?" Geoff asked holding out a piece of paper.
"A gift card to the Tucke Shop."
"Sweet!"
Courtney watched everyone's faces, "Told you it wasn't worth it."
"I hope everyone got the treasure they were looking for. . . and more! But now it's time to do your duty and send one of you off the island for good. So cast your votes. . . and I'll see ye buccaneers back at the campfire after sundown. Arr-har-harr!"
You guys know the deal. Vote
Rankings.
Ezekiel: 22nd. Because he can't help the way he was raised, he'd continue making comments until someone tells him it's wrong which they wouldn't do. I also just don't know how to write him. Besides I had to keep something canon.
Sadie: 21st. She's useless to her team without Katie, so there's no point keeping her around.
Katie: 20nd. See above
Justin: 19th. Heather should've left, I kinda regret this but Heather causes more drama than Justin ever could.
Owen: 18th. This would've happened if the Killer Bass had won either him or Izzy and since Izzy, wasn't there it was goodbye Owen. Not much you can do about that.
Eva: 17th. They remember her temper it's only a matter of time before she blows up at them why risk it.
Noah: 16th. So far all challenges seem physical and he's a little useless in that manner.
Heather: 15th. Do I even need to explain. She's mean my only regret is kicking off Justin instead of her
Izzy: 14th. She was head chef, she took responsibility for their loss and also they know she's crazy.
Lindsay: 13th. Sure she's nice but she's not exactly useful unless there's a beauty pageant.
Tyler: 12th. Heather came back and gave him the boot, cause she doesn't like him.
Harold: 12th. He didn't get a chance to change the votes so he's out. Sorry but there's nothing you can do about it.