Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.
Bold=Eliminated.
You guys won't be voting for who leaves seeing as this is the bike race and I randomly chose someone to leave and lose the challenge.
Okay I was all set to vote of Gwen but then I remembered Cody, the guy who has a major crush on her wouldn't want her off. So that left LeShawna, Duncan, and DJ.
Trent wants his alliance members to be happy so they vote for him so Trent told them to vote for Duncan but here's where Lindsay's stupidity comes in.
"Um...I choose..." Lindsay looked at the name Trent was mouthing, it started with a T! No but that meant Trent? Or maybe it was D? or a J? DJ! "I choose LeShawna!"
"Excuse me!?" She said, getting up.
"Woah!" Chris blinked, "That was a shocker."
Trent slapped himself in the face as Lindsay blinked, "Ohh-wait I-I meant Duncan, can I change?"
Courtney stood up glaring at her, "You wanted Duncan off?"
Duncan stood up as well crossing his arms, "What did I ever do to you?"
Lindsay pouted, "I don't know who to vote for!"
"Well anyway, no name changes so DJ dude looks like you're outta here!" Chris said, "The dock of shame is that way!"
LeShawna let out a sigh as he headed for the boat of losers, the rest of the contestants waving goodbye.
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: That girl has got to be the dumbest person I have ever met. How do you even confuse DJ for Duncan. Sigh, I was gonna vote off Gwen but Cody thinks he has a chance with her. Sure she's hot I'll give him that but not hot enough to throw away a hundred grand. Whatever we'll get rid of Courtney, or LeShawna. I'm friendly enough with Duncan, we were on the same team.
Lindsay: I hope Trent isn't too mad with me. I like him a lot and he's way nicer than that nasty old Heather
END CONFESSIONAL
As Lindsay stepped out of the confessional the loudspeaker went off, as she covered her ears, "Attention, campers! Your next challenge awaits you at the Arts and Crafts Center!"
Once everyone was there Duncan let out a snort of disbelief, "You mean the Arts and Craps Center, right?"
"Yeah," Chris told them, "it used to be an outhouse, but now it's where Chef parks his road hog."
The camera moved to show a door as Chris kicked it open, Geoff, Duncan, and Trent all admiring it. "Sweet!" "Nice." "Wicked cool bro!"
A red-and-chrome motorcycle sparkled inside as Chris continued bringing their attention back to him. "Which brings us to your challenge," Chris told them, "Building," he grinned and mimed revving a motorcycle, "your own wheels!"
"We get to build and ride motorcycles?" Trent asked.
"Not exactly." He smirked, "You'll be sticking to pedal power today. You'll find all the parts you need in our bike depot." He motioned behind to a large pile of disassembled bicycle parts. "Once you've collected the basics, you can trick 'em out any way you want using props from the Arts and Crafts Center. The best design wins!" he told them, driving past them on his ATV before pausing. "And! To prove I'm a nice guy," he took out a large, mold-covered book and tossed it at them before driving off, "I'm even throwing in a bike manual."
"Eww!" Courtney said, having caught it and dropping it, "It's furry!"
"Whatever this'll be a piece of cake." Duncan said.
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: Finally, a challenge I can get behind. I used to build bikes back home with my brothers all the time. Okay, so I stole them from the dweebs down the street and crashed them into the school wall. The point is, this is something I know.
END CONFESSIONAL
Lindsay held up a bike pedal and turned to Gwen, "What the heck is this thing?"
Gwen raised an eyebrow, "It's a pedal. Haven't you ever ridden a bike before?"
"Of course I have. I just haven't built one from scratch before.
Gwen frowned, "Better get reading something tells me you're gonna want a decent bike.
"I'll help you out as much as I can." Bridgette piped up.
Courtney came over. "Mind if I join. The guys are having a gore fest of how dumb they were when riding their bikes."
"Fine by me." Gwen shrugged.
"This is gonna be so fun! I finally get to build my dream bike!" Lindsay squealed.
Over with the guys things were going pretty smoothly everyone having came to the same conclusion work with the same gender.
"Hey, do you guys remember your first bike ride?" Trent asked,
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: Just because I'm trying to win doesn't mean I can't be friendly.
END Confessional
Duncan nodded, "Oh Yeah. I wiped out so bad and broke my collar bone. You could see it sticking out of my shoulder. It was wicked."
Geoff chuckled, "Dude I flew so far off my handle bars that I skid for a mile. Skin was hanging off me in chunks."
Trent smirked, "That's nothing. I popped my arm right out of my socket. It took three doctors to hold me down while they sling shot it back into place."
"I rolled down a hill and my bike crashed on top of me, broke my arm in three different places." Cody piped up.
All four of them let out a sigh, "Good times."
"Campers!" Chris announced on the loud speaker, "Time to judge your bikes! Put your pedal to the metal, and meet me at the Crafts Center!"
Chris looked at Gwen's bike which consisted of, bat wings and horns attached to her bike. The front wheel was even attached by what appeared to be a large bone.
"Now this is a bike with character! Spooky, yet practical. Well done, Gwen."
Chris then turned his attention to Geoff's bike, which was build with twigs, looking a little unstable, "Cool bike bro."
"Totally, I call her Shiva! Don't know what it means but it sounds pretty awesome." Geoff explained.
He went to Duncan's next with the skull on it and grinned, "Wicked Mad Max mobile you got here, dude."
"I call it the Lethal Weapon."
Courtney's was built exactly how the instruction manual instructed. It was very tightly put together and appeared to be the most sturdy of the bikes.
"Very by the books," Chris said. "But that could work to your advantage. Nicely done."
"Cute bike." Chris said to Lindsay,
"It's the Sunset Sally," Lindsay giggled, "Ring the bell!"
Chris did so and Lindsay continued, "The real bell has sound effects like this." And she began neighing like a horse.
"Bridgette awesome bike you got there!" Chris said, impressed. Her bike was styled to look like a hot rod, with long handle bars. "My little Aquamarine." She sighed.
"Trent nice dynamics."
"Definitely, it only weighs two ounces."
"Speed Machine I like it."
Chris turned to DJ who's bike was poorly put together, "Sorry dude, but this... is kind of lame."
"I need to be protected!"
Lastly he turned to Cody's low-rider which he had dubbed the Fun Machine. "Looking pretty awesome."
"I know right."
The campers were all at a clearing as Chris walked, over to them, "This is where it gets good, cause we're gonna race these babies! Hard!"
"Yeah!" Duncan shouted. "My bike is built for speed."
"Yeah, unfortunately," Chris told grinned, "You won't be riding your. You'll be switching bikes! Yeah, cruel twist, huh? Alrighty then! See you at the beach!"
Chris walked with a upside bike helmet filled with slips of paper in his hand, "Okay, here's how it works. Everyone picks a name out of the helmet, to see whose bike you're riding." Duncan went up and picked a name followed by Courtney as Chris continued, "If your bike makes it across the finish line, then you get to ride it in the final round for invincibility!"
As everyone turned to read their slips, Geoff turned to Gwen, "Got your bike babe!"
All the campers were shown on their new bikes, Geoff was on Gwen's, Gwen on Bridgette's, Bridgette on Trent's, Trent on Cody's, Cody on Geoff's, Duncan on Lindsay's, Lindsay on Courntey's, Courtney on DJ's and DJ on Duncan's.
"Okay racers." Chris said, "On your marks." Duncan gripped his handlebars. "Get set!" Trent readied a pedal while Courtney narrowed her eyes, "Paramedics on standby..." He said looking over at them, "Aannd Go!"
He threw down his arms as the campers all sped past him except for DJ, "What the? How the heck do I work this thing!"
Duncan quickly took the lead on Lindsay's bike, "Okay, this is a little messed up, but yeah! This is one bommin' ride!"
Lindsay was behind a little further back, "I know right?"
Cody let out a yell as he began peddling only for the bike to began wobbling, "Ugh, Geoff what's wrong with your bike?"
"Sweet ride, eh I used top of the line bolts."
CONFESSIONAL
Geoff: OKay so I forgot the bolts.
END CONFESSIONAL
Cody kept going only for the bike to collapse sending him crashing into Courtney who was behind DJ's bike pushing it seeing as there were no peddles and ran into the pile. She couldn't see Cody in front of her and ran into them
"How do I get this thing to work!" DJ shouted angrily and hit the skull causing her to zoom past everyone and startle Gwen sending her crashing into the ever growing pile.
Up ahead, Duncan and Bridgette had just passed the finish line, when DJ zoomed by them on Duncan's bike not knowing how to stop it. Trent not being able to see due to the bike being a low rider soon joined into the massive bike pile up as Geoff crossed the finish line. DJ circled around the camp again screaming in fear.
"How do I stop this thing?"
"Slam the hood ornament," Duncan yelled out.
DJ did what he was told and hit the skull, bringing the bike to her sudden halt as he was launched out of the seat and into the sand. He landed violently in the sand, making him groan in pain.
"Stupid bike."
"Now that LeShawna has decided to join us, we can get on with the final part of the challenge," Chris grinned. "The Total Drama Island Motocross! Duncan, Gwen, Trent, Courtney and Lindsay will be competing. This is gonna be good."
Chris drove up to the new starting line. "Campers! Welcome to the, Moto-moto-moto! Cross-cross-cross! Challenge-challenge-challenge! Using your own bikes, you'll race the course, avoiding hidden pitfalls!" He turned his head and called off-screen, "Cue the deathtraps!"
"There's dodging the landmines!" The camera showed rolling hills as several explosions were triggered. "Maneuvering through the oil slick!" The camera showed a long oil spill on the ground. "And finally, jumping the piranhas!" Lastly the third obstacle was a rectangular pool of water in the ground, over which a cooked ham had been suspended by a rope. It was plunged into the pool, the surface bubbled briefly, and the rope was retracted without the ham.
"Oh," Chris said, "And one more thing! First one to cross wins...invincibility! Last one to cross gets voted off the island, No bonfire, do not pass 'Go', do not collect a marshmallow!"
Bridgette, DJ, Geoff, and Cody sat on a cliff overlooking the race.
"Guess we got lucky then." Cody chuckled.
"Tell me about it." Geoff said as Bridgette nodded in agreement.
"That man is just messed up in the head." DJ huffed.
"Just consider it all the more reason to not get last," Chris said. "Now, everyone take their position. Get set... GO!"
The race began, as they started going over hills, one by one when Lindsay was caught in an explosion and sent flying off the course. The remaining four continued over the hills as another blast hit Duncan sending him flying to the front.
"Yeah woohoo!"
At the next obstacle, Courtney's bike chain flew off going under her wheels sending her spinning off course as Gwen, Duncan and Trent raced pass. During the next the challenge Trent put on his brakes trying to skid over the water only to crash and fall into the piranha pit.
Courtney and Duncan were neck in neck. "You're going down!"
"In your dreams!"
With one last pedal Duncan zoomed passed her crossing the finish line as Gwen followed two seconds after.
"Whatever." She giggled playfully punching him, "At least we won."
"Not exactly." Chris said, getting a confused look. "Duncan crossed first so he's safe. But Courtney, Lindsay and Trent all wiped out and didn't finish race, they never cross the finish line which makes you last. Which means you're heading for the Dock of Shame!"
"Dude seriously?" Gwen muttered.
"Well, Duncan could give you his invincibility but then he'll face the possibility of elimination instead."
"Sorry, but no can do."
Gwen sighed. "I figured as much I probably would've done the same."
"Well Gwen it's time to go."
She walked down the dock of shame, giving everybody half-hearted goodbyes before stopping at Geoff. "Try to win it for me will ya. When this is all over maybe you can take me to one of your parties."
"You gotta bra."
The two of them shared a kiss as Geoff waved sadly. "I'll miss ya babe!"
"I'll miss you too! Good luck!"
Rankings.
Ezekiel: 22nd. Because he can't help the way he was raised, he'd continue making comments until someone tells him it's wrong which they wouldn't do. I also just don't know how to write him. Besides I had to keep something canon.
Sadie: 21st. She's useless to her team without Katie, so there's no point keeping her around.
Katie: 20nd. See above
Justin: 19th. Heather should've left, I kinda regret this but Heather causes more drama than Justin ever could.
Owen: 18th. This would've happened if the Killer Bass had won either him or Izzy and since Izzy, wasn't there it was goodbye Owen. Not much you can do about that.
Eva: 17th. They remember her temper it's only a matter of time before she blows up at them why risk it.
Noah: 16th. So far all challenges seem physical and he's a little useless in that manner.
Heather: 15th. Do I even need to explain. She's mean my only regret is kicking off Justin instead of her
Izzy: 14th. She was head chef, she took responsibility for their loss and also they know she's crazy.
Lindsay: 13th. Sure she's nice but she's not exactly useful unless there's a beauty pageant.
Harold: 12th. Didn't get a chance to change the votes
Tyler: 11th. Heather came back and gave him the boot, cause she doesn't like him.
Heather: 10th. Geoff is too dumb to register the fact that his girlfriend said mean stuff instead he leaves to confront her. Courtney would know what was going on deal with Heather first then Duncan. So she loses her plan fails and she's out.
LeShawna: 9th. Lindsay voted her off instead of Duncan
Gwen: 8th. By the rules of the race she was last and eliminated. I used a randomzier for this whole episode.