Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.

Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.

Bold=Eliminated.

You guys won't be voting for who leaves on this one either, seeing as it the horror movie one.

A film projector was shown followed by creepy music as a the ground was shown, a pair of feet appearing as the camera zoomed out showing a giant man wearing a hockey mask. Above his head he brandished a chainsaw, and in place of his left hand was a wicked-looking hook.

The chainsaw revved, and the scene cut to the campers sitting on stumps and watching the film, Trent, Bridgette, Cody, DJ, Duncan, Geoff, Lindsay and Courtney.

"Well, they're screwed." Duncan sighed.

"Okay, I'm all for making out and stuff but seriously, you guys think now's the best time to make out in the car?" Geoff muttered.

"Idiots." Trent rolled his eyes.

"Oh no!" Bridgette gasped, "Now the car won't start."

Cody covered his eyes with his hands, as the movie went silent. "Is it over."

At that moment the chainsaw went off, as blood splattered on the screen, causing Cody to scream in fear. The screen went black as Trent rolled his eyes, "Another group of idiots murdered by their own stupidity."

Lindsay just stared at the screen in horror, "That was like so scary."

"Please, Duncan snorted, "That was not scary. There was hardly any hacking. Not like Bloodbath 2: Summer camp reign of terror."

DJ let out a terrified gasp, "That sounds horrible."

"Can we please stop talking about it?" Cody pleaded.

"I agree with Cody." Lindsay said, "I hate horror movies."

"Me too!" DJ shuddered, "They gave me the creeps."

Geoff just sighed staring into nothing,

CONFESSIONAL

Geoff: I just can't believe Gwen's gone, I really miss her. Gwen I miss you! Come back to me!

END CONFESSIONAL

"Aw come on-"

"Don't worry, those movies are stupid, they're just senseless violence."

Duncan shook his head, smirking. "They're not senseless, they're chalked full of psychological trauma."

Trent shrugged, "Whatever, where's Chris? He hasn't told us what the next challenge is."

Bridgette frowned. "Come to think of it, I haven't seen him or Chef all night."

The sound of an engine was heard and the scene cut too the dock covered with suitcases and bags as Chef threw them on the Boat of Losers

"Excuse me, Chef?" Bridgette asked, "What exactly is going on?"

Chef yelped, shooting a terrified look at her before turning and jumping onto the Boat of Losers. Chris, already on board, pulled back the throttle and sped the ship away.

"Huh," Bridgette said as she and the others watched the boat speed off, "looks like they forgot one." She picked up the last piece of luggage, with a rolled-up piece of paper sticking out the top flap.

When it fell out, DJ picked it up reading it "Escaped psycho killer on the loose, be on the lookout for a man wearing a hockey mask, with a hooked hand, and carrying a chainsaw!"

"WHAT!" Cody shouted.

"Keep cool." Trent said, "It's just our challenge."

"He looks scary to me." Lindsay whimpered.

"Think about it." Trent explained, "First Chris has us watch that slasher movie, then we catch him and Chef fleeing the island, and now we discover a conveniently-placed warning? This is clearly a set-up."

"I don't know he looked really scared!"

"Trent's right this all just a plan to freak us out." Courtney piped up.

"I don't know." Geoff said looking through the bag and holding up a small bottle, "If this were a stunt, would Chris leave behind his...hair gel?"

Everyone let out a gasp, "Whoa! This is for real." Courtney stated.

DJ began to panic, "Let me get this straight. Chris left us for dead and now we're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw is on the loose?"

"No. We're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook is on the lose!" Duncan said pulling out his hook hand and making Cody scream in fear holding onto DJ who was also screaming in terror.

"I told you, dude. Not funny!" He frowned.

"Dude get a grip."

"I can't help it. I feel like I'm being watched." DJ shuddered

"It's a reality show, we're always being watched." Bridgette pointed out.

The screen flashed and Bridgette was seen on screen while Chris watched from his chair, and chuckled "Bridgette's right. And tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real-life scary movie! With special guest appearance by...," he hunched over, "the escaped psycho killer with the chainsaw and a hook!" He held up a hook next to his face, and it glinted along with his teeth.

Bridgette sighed. "Okay, look. It doesn't matter whether this is real or a challenge. We need a game plan."

Bridgette's right. So, any ideas?" Geoff asked.

Courtney rolled her eyes, "This is so dumb. I'm gonna go take a shower and go to sleep."

"Are you crazy? First rule of slasher films - never go off alone." Cody muttered.

"Yeah if this were a real horror movie." She snapped.

Trent sighed, "She's got a point, count me out, I'm going to sleep."

With that being said the two of them made their way back to camp, while the others headed for the campfire pit.

"I say we go back to camp and talk strategy. who's in?"

"So like now what?"

"I don't know. Just sit here I guess."

"There's safety in numbers."

"Boo-ring." Duncan scoffed,

"Well if you'd rather get murdered-"

He cut Bridgette off, "Ooh I'm so scared."

CONFESSIONAL

Bridgette: Duncan can be a real jerk, I don't get what Courtney sees in him.

END CONFESSIONAL

Trent was on his way to the cabins having just dropped off Courtney at the bathroom when he heard rustling and rolled his eyes.

"Okay very funny Duncan I know it's you."

There was some heavy breathing and he sighed, "Come on dude this isn't funny."

Trent moved the bushes a part, and screamed as a man with a hooked hand and wearing a hockey mask, revving up a chain saw.

". . . AAAAAHHHHHH!"

He backed up and ran away, screaming for his life. Trent ran as fast as he could finding himself in a tent with Chris and began shouting, "Dude you've gotta help us! There's a killer on the lose and-you're recording-dude do something!"

"Trent man calm down. It's just Chef."

The man in the mask walked in taking off his mask, and grinned at him.

"Dude, you punked us?"

Chris grinned. "Yes and no. It was your challenge to watch a scary movie then survive one. The good news is, your safe. The bad news is, you lost the challenge. But now you get to watch our fake psycho terrorize the rest of the campers. Heh, fun, huh?"

Trent shrugged, "Yeah I guess."

"Really should've listened to your fellow contestants, never go off by yourself."

"Great work, Chef, but next time try to really work the hook-hand angle a bit more." Chris said pouring some water in his mouth.

Chef nodded, revving the chain saw as he left.

Bridgette sighed and got up looking around as she noticed something, "Where's DJ and Cody."

"Cody was too afraid to go pee by himself so he took DJ with him. Or DJ was too afraid. They tried to get Geoff to come but-" Duncan said and pointed at the blonde boy laying on the floor in heartbreak.

"Gwennnnn." He moaned.

Both of them stood outside the communal bathrooms, looking around nervously.

"Ok. No matter what, you do not leave. Not if you hear a psycho, not if you see a psycho. Not if a psycho is slashing you to bits."

"Dude, just go pee." Cody shrugged, "I got your back."

DJ, nodded, entering the bathroom.

Chris smirked, kicking back comfortably in his chair. "Cue the ice-cream truck."

After a few moments he heard the sounds of an ice-cream truck.

"Ice cream? No way. . . I gotta go check that out." Cody said, "Or maybe I should tell DJ first."

He walked in to find DJ washing his hands only for a very large spider to land on his back and he began screaming in horror. "Aaaaahhhhhhh!"

He ran throughout the island still screaming eventually made it to the tent where Trent and Chris were sitting, "Aaaaahh-what?"

"Dude, you're safe."

"I am?"

Breathing a sigh of relief he sat down next to someone, who handed him a water bottle, then realized the person was dressed as a psycho killer.

Chris cut him off before he could start screaming again.

"It's just Chef. He was gonna scare the bejeebers out of you, but apparently a spider beat him to it."

Cody frowned, "That spider is huge and the movie has me all jumpy."

Chris shrugged. "True, but you still bailed before Chef even got a crack at you. Speaking of which, you're up, psycho man."

Bridgette stepped through the hole in the door along with Lindsay.

"Hello anyone in here? DJ?"

Hearing nothing Bridgette sighed, and turned to Lindsay, "Do you mind waiting with me please. I need to get my hair wet it always calms me down."

"Ooh I wanna do it too."

Bridgette turned the shower on as she and Lindsay both stuck their heads under the faucet and closed her eyes, "Ooh Bridgette you were right this is relaxing."

Suddenly she was tapped on the shoulder, "Kinda busy here." Lindsay was tapped as well and she shooed with her arm, "Go away I'm trying to relax."

Suddenly there was the sound of a chainsaw and Bridgette turned off the shower and turned to face who she was thought was Duncan, "Seriously I-Aaaahhhhhhh!"

Bridgette and Lindsay were still hugging each other in the tent shaking in terror. as Chris chuckled, "Maybe if you paid attention to the scary movies, you'd know that 'A,' you never ever go into the bathroom and 'B,' you certainly never turn on the shower."

DJ walked around the forest not noticing Chef behind him, "Cody dude little buddy where'd you go?"

Courtney let out a sigh as she stepped into the shower, "Stupid Chris and his stupid challenge. Can't scare me!"

As soon as she started she heard knocking and rolled her eyes, "I know its you Duncan."

CONFESSIONAL

Duncan: Seriously am I gonna get blamed for everything this episode?

END CONFESSIONAL

"Courtney...Courtney...Courtney. Shower...Shower...Shower."

"Duncan...is that you? You better not be messing with me!"

She wrapped her towel around her, opening the door coming face to face with the killer standing in the open doorway revving his chainsaw.

"AAAHHHHHHH!"

Courtney sat in fetal position shaking in horror. Chris smirked, "Don't you know, you never ever head for a shower. Prime killing right there."

"Seriously what is with you chicks and showers?" Cody snickered.

"Says the boy who didn't even get taken out by Chef?" Bridgette glared.

"Mmm. Anyway it looks like our buddy DJ's up next."

Sure enough, DJ could be seen on one of the monitors walking through the woods, not noticing Chef following right behind him.

DJ was walking when he felt a tap on his shoulder, "Cody I'm so glad to see you-Aaaahhhhhhh!"

Chef walked into the tent carrying DJ upside down by his legs, and dropped him.

Everyone circled around him looking down in disappointment, Chris shaking his head. "By far, the worst blunder yet."

Everyone heard Duncan over the monitor.

"Well seeing as you're just gonna sit here. I'll be going now." Duncan grinned and walked off. "And then there was one."

Geoff watched him leave and sighed, before his stomach growled. "What the- dude I missed breakfast, lunch, and dinner. What's wrong with me?" He said running towards the kitchen.

"Duncan...Duncan...Duncan"

"Come and get it, goalie boy.." he said heading for the docks.

"Look what we have here! Aren't you a little far from the ring, goalie boy?" Chef turned to face the girl, chainsaw already roaring.

Duncan picked up a chair throwing it at Chef only for him to cut it in half. He then threw a canoe which he also cut in half. He scowled and looked down at the other objects available on the pier and grabbed a life-preserver which he sawed in half, and the surfboard which was also sawed in half. Lastly Duncan picked up the fish throwing it him.

"What!" He muttered as the killer paused, "There's nothing else to throw."

The killer aimed for him as Duncan moved the chainsaw getting stuck in the dock, taking his chance he kicked the hockey stick it was tied to, snapping it in half, and picked up the chain saw, cutting off the killer's brandished hook, shocking both of them.

"Now, let's see who's behind the mask."

Geoff sat a table eating her sandwich, feeling a presence behind her, "Sup dude."

When he didn't say anything, Geoff turned around, "Bad day huh? I know how that feels man. My girlfriend was just eliminated and I missed the most important meal of the day-all of them!"

Duncan walked into the tent holding up Chef's mask, "Did somebody lose this?"

Everyone let out cheers as Chef walked in after him.

"Yeah!"

"Whoo!"

"Way to go Duncan!"

"Hey, guys." Lindsay said pointing at the screen, "Geoff's taking on the psycho all by himself."

"Wait a sec! If Chef's in here, then who's in the lodge with Geoff?!" Duncan shouted out.

"Oh my god, it's the real escaped psycho killer with a chain saw and a hook!"

Everyone ran screaming out of the tent and towards the lodge. "Geoff!"

Chris ran next to Chef, "This could be really, really good for ratings, or really, really bad for lawsuits!"

Geoff stood arms crossed, "Hey dude, piece of advice if you ever wanna find a lady, invest in a dental plan and some toothpaste."

CONFESSIONAL

The killer breathed into his hand and took a sniff wincing, "..."

END CONFESSIONAL

"Hey! You want a sandwich?" Geoff muttered, "Are you here to kill me. I can't be bother, I'm to heartbroken and hungry."

He shook his head no.

"Look, you can drop the act, okay? Kinda not in the mood and honestly you're not that scary."

The killer removed his head, showing he had no hand,

"Ewwww, gross! How did they get it to go all scabby like that?"

The guy got angry as he raised his chainsaw, when everyone piled into the mess hall, "Geoff! He's the real escaped psycho killer with the chainsaw and the hook!"

Geoff let out a scream ducking the chainsaw and proceeded to throw his sandwhich in the killer's face.

"Oww! My eyes! You got spicy mustard in me eyes." The killer said in a high pitched voice, "that was totally uncalled for!"

Geoff's eyes widened with shock as he rubbed at his eyes, "Man, I am so outta here! I was treated way better in prison." He said walking past them all.

Later that night at the campfire ceremony, Chris spoke up, "Well, it's obvious to everyone that Geoff wins invincibility. Sadly, it's equally unanimous that Cody walk the Dock of Shame since he was the only one who screamed and bolted without the escape psycho killer even being there. But, no hard feelings, dude. You will be missed."

"Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!"

Rankings.

Ezekiel: 22nd. Because he can't help the way he was raised, he'd continue making comments until someone tells him it's wrong which they wouldn't do. I also just don't know how to write him. Besides I had to keep something canon.

Sadie: 21st. She's useless to her team without Katie, so there's no point keeping her around.

Katie: 20nd. See above

Justin: 19th. Heather should've left, I kinda regret this but Heather causes more drama than Justin ever could.

Owen: 18th. This would've happened if the Killer Bass had won either him or Izzy and since Izzy, wasn't there it was goodbye Owen. Not much you can do about that.

Eva: 17th. They remember her temper it's only a matter of time before she blows up at them why risk it.

Noah: 16th. So far all challenges seem physical and he's a little useless in that manner.

Heather: 15th. Do I even need to explain? She's mean my only regret is kicking off Justin instead of her

Izzy: 14th. She was head chef, she took responsibility for their loss and also they know she's crazy.

Lindsay: 13th. Sure she's nice but she's not exactly useful unless there's a beauty pageant.

Harold: 12th. Didn't get a chance to change the votes

Tyler: 11th. Heather came back and gave him the boot, cause she doesn't like him.

Heather: 10th. Geoff is too dumb to register the fact that his girlfriend said mean stuff instead he leaves to confront her. Courtney would know what was going on deal with Heather first then Duncan. So she loses her plan fails and she's out.

LeShawna: 9th. Lindsay voted her off instead of Duncan

Gwen: 8th. By the rules of the race she was last and eliminated. I used a randomzier for this whole episode.

Cody: 7th. He's the youngest, I honestly think if he had made it to this challenge he wouldn't have lasted. DJ got lucky Heather wasn't here to scare him.