Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.
Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.
Bold=Eliminated.
So I went back and changed some things being that Gwen and LeShawna were eliminated, instead of DJ and Courtney. WHY? I want things to be different, I want it to be people who don't make it far, or who don't appear a lot in the competition so LeShawna and Gwen are gone, which is technically what you guys voted for a while back soo...
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: Now that Cody's gone, I need Geoff on my side more than ever. If I get him, that's four votes, against three if Duncan and Courtney get DJ to team up with them. So I'll get us to the final four then all bets are off.
END CONFESSIONAL
Trent walked up to Geoff, "How you holding up there buddy?"
Geoff let out a sigh, "You know there's this saying absence makes the heart grow fonder. I don't get it." He mumbled from his place on the dock.
"Well, I'm sure Gwen would've wanted to see you go far and well you could join an alliance with me."
"I don't man, I was suppose to have one with Courtney and Duncan."
"Yeah but they're dating, they'll vote you off next."
"Ohh, good point! Okay I'm in."
The two of them joined in with the other campers as they made their way to their mess hall.
"Can you believe that challenge we had the other day?" DJ muttered.
"Yeah, I can't believe you didn't get voted off dude. You were screaming and crying like a baby the whole night." Duncan said.
At that moment DJ disappeared, "Um wasn't there a giant teddy bear here a few seconds ago."
"Up here!"
DJ was hanging in a tree upside down courtesy of a rope around his foot, Duncan sighed as he pulled out his knife, "Hold on." Only for a giant wooden crate to fall on the other campers.
"What the heck is going on?" Courtney shouted, "Chris!?"
"Goooood morning campers!" Chris said, walking from the Mess Hall with a beaver on his head. "Or should I say, trappers?" He grinned, and took the beaver off and held up a knife. "Ready for today's challenge?" The trapped campers gasped. "Excellent. Then let's chat about it over chow, shall we?"
"Wait dude, get me down from here!" DJ shouted.
"As you wish."
Chris threw the knife at the rope, cutting it making DJ fall sideways onto the crate the impact forcing the door open.
"Thanks." He mumbled bitterly, rubbing his sore arm.
The remaining contestants sat in the hall trying to eat the paste like substance, but couldn't get the spoon to budge.
"This is so stupid." Courtney seethed, holding the bowl down with one hand and forcefully yanking on the spoon; only for the spoon to go launching out of her hand, "I give up."
"Campers," Chris announced, "There are only seven of you left on Total Drama Island. After tonight's dramatic Bonfire Ceremony, only six of you will remain. We're nearing the end, people! So look alive!"
CONFESSIONAL
Courtney: My chances of winning? Pretty high. Do the math people. Anybody actually worth a threat is gone. I mean Duncan's still here but I've got him wrapped around my finger.
Duncan: Yeah! I've totally got this in the bag. All these lameos here! Okay so Geoff, DJ, and Trent aren't too bad and maybe if Courtney was gone we'd hang out more but I can't afford to get closer to people now. Courtney thinks I'm gonna bow t other whim and let her win she's got another thing coming. So what are my chances of winning? I'd say pretty good because anyone who doesn't vote for me is a dead man. You hear me all of you who have been voted off so far? If you don't vote for me, I will find you.
END CONFESSIONAL
"Today's challenge," Chris grinned, "Involves making like our province's great rangers and game wardens. You'll each have eight hours to trap an animal, which you must bring back to the campfire unharmed. Rangers and game wardens often have to relocate animals for their own good and, the good of campers.
Trent was holding his bowl by the spoon stuck in the paste. "Will we be able to cook and eat what capture later because dude I'm starving."
"Glad you asked Trent!" Chris said happily. "Because today's reward for winning today's challenge is... a meal of all of your favorite foods!"
"I am so winning this challenge!" Courtney said.
"Not if I win it first." Lindsay piped up.
CONFESSIONAL
Lindsay: I can't believe I made it this far. How amazing is this? Heather said I wouldn't make it without her and I totally did! Am? This si so fun and if I win, I can eat white chocolate macadamia nut cookies! Eehehe!
END CONFESSIONAL
Everyone stood in the boathouse, while Chris had a safari hat filled with several slips of paper, "Everyone, choose an animal assignment!"
Bridgette stepped up first, reading her slip, "A duck?"
"I got a raccoon!" Lindsay said, "I just love how they look like little criminals with their eyeliner."
"I got a chipmunk?" Geoff muttered. scratching his head, "Whats a chipmunk?"
Courtney went next reading her slip, "A beaver?"
"A frog?" Trent shrugged, "I can deal."
"A deer." Duncan smirked, "Easy."
DJ went next, reading his slips eyes widening, "A bear!?"
"Yeah that was the last one left." Chris shrugged, "At least your big enough to handle it?"
"Talk about messed up, these guys get little frogs and baby ducks and I have to catch a bear!? There is no automatic elimination for not catching it right?"
"No, but loser has to was the communal washrooms." The scene switched to the disgusting toilets, overflowing, surrounded by flies, " However, you do get sixty seconds to grab equipment that might help you from the boathouse."
The dock in front of the boathouse was empty of people as various objects were tossed out of the open door. Inside, the campers searched through crates, barrels, and shelves for anything that could be of use.
Duncan picked up a sledge hammer grinning, until Courtney spoke up. "You're gonna catch a raccoon with a sledge hammer?"
"You might want to re-think that." Bridgette piped up.
Duncan smirked and instead picked up chainsaw, "Thanks for the tip."
After their one minute was up the campers stood out on the dock with their items, Bridgette had some duck bait and a net, DJ had gotten lucky and scored a tranq gun from an oblivious Lindsay, who had nothing, Trent got a bucket, Courtney had a burlap sack, Duncan kept his chainsaw and Geoff had a small can of peanuts.
CONFESSIONAL
DJ: I can't believe I'm in the final seven. Can you actually see me winning? That would be awesome. Mama if you're watching this wish me luck and i miss you.
END CONFESSIONAL
"Alright campers, when you've trapped your animals, bring it back to camp to put it in the cage. You got eight hours, so take your time. Just keep the penalty for losing in mind. Game on!" Chris shouted, as all the campers ran past him.
The scene cut to the forest, where a duck as eating a small pile of food. "That's it little duckie?" Bridgette cooed and poured more duck bait at her feet.
The duck looked up and went closer eating at the new pile of food, while Bridgette got her net out, "Wow this will be easy"
She pulled out her net only for it to get stuck on foot, as she fell, the net flying over her heard and towards the duck anyway, who looked up and moved out the way. The duck looked at him and quacked twice, before jumping up sticking out his tongue and running away at an unnatural speed.
Bridgette, huffed placing a hand under a chin as she laid on the floor,"Don't ducks waddle?"
The next scene was Trent, slowly chasing after a frog in a muddy part of the island.
"Come on dude. I just wanna catch you so I don't starve to death." Trent muttered. He walked slowly, the frog hopping away with every step closer he took. Just as he raised the bucket, he stepped in a puddle and sunk into the water, the puddle deeper then it looked as the frog hopped away. "This show really creases me sometimes."
CONFESSIONAL
Trent: I guess I got a good shot at winning. If I didn't, do you think that I would still be here? The food is lousy, the cabins suck, the latrines look like they haven't been cleaned in 35 years, and there are cameras following your every move all the time! Only $100,000 would make me want to put up with all this. At least I met some pretty decent people
END CONFESSIONAL
Geoff was shown sitting under a tree, right next to a sleeping chipmunk, and took out his can of peanuts. When nothing happened he frowned and looked at the rodent. "You are a chipmunk right?"
He shrugged, "I guess I'll just wait for you to wake up then." He mumbled, and opened the can of peanuts and began snacking on them, flash forward two minutes later he was fast asleep.
DJ stood at the mouth of the cave, aiming his tranq gun unsteadily and shot it, only for it to hit the wall, and soar through the sky, where it hit a bird causing it to fall down like a plane lousing an engine.
"My bad." He muttered.
At the noise the bear let out a roar from inside and DJ screamed and ran away.
Lindsay walked up to a lone raccoon and waved at it while the raccoon looked confused.
"Hi Mr. Raccoon, i love your makeup. It really highlights you eyes. You like like a cute furry bandit!" She giggled.
The raccoon began to blush and twitter playing with its tail as Lindsay continued, "Okay, like I need you to come with me so I can win a challenge. After it's over I'll bring you right back. And I can even bring a snack with my challenge. Like um well I don't know what raccoons eat but I'll ask a friend and bring it to you. So will you please come with me?"
The raccoon looked at her and turned around as Lindsay just noticed the dozens of other raccoons surrounding her, the one she talked it raised its hands and lowered them and they all disappeared and the raccoon returned to her nodded.
"Yay!" She squealed, "Follow me Mr. Raccoon."
Courtney grinned as she spotted a beaver dam and adjusted her sack, this was too easy. And sneaked into their lair.
"Perfect theirs a whole lot of you!"
Not wasting anytime she grabbed a baby one stuffing it in her sack and began to leave, only for the ground to shake. She looked to see a a lot of angry beavers surrounding her, and watched as they all began to merge together, creating a giant body made of beavers. She let out a scream as she began running away from the army of angry beavers.
Duncan saw a deer sitting in the clearing and jumped out, raising his chainsaw as it revved startling the deer, who kicked him and ran away. The kick sending Duncan flying through the air and hitting a tree. "ow." He muttered, rubbing his chin.
At Courtney's scream Geoff and the chipmunk both woke up startled, the chipmunk staring at him in curiosity. Geoff looked down at him before holding out his can, "Want some."
The chipmunk moved forward sniffing it before jumping in the can and Geoff pumped one arm in the air, as he sat up and began making his way back to camp.
CONFESSIONAL
Geoff:I think I have a good shot at winning. I once ran for student council president two years in a row, and I didn't even give a speech.
END CONFESSIONAL
Over at the campfire pit, there was large wooden cage that had already been set up for the campers. Bridgette came running in, pouring a trail of duck bait behind her as the duck followed after eating it. She opened the cage and threw the rest inside and closed it as soon as the duck was in.
"Yes!" Bridgette cheered. "I won a challenge!"
CONFESSIONAL
Bridgette: I suppose I'm the favorite to win. I mean, look who's left. No offense but I think I'm the most well rounded and normal. Well besides Trent. I hope I win at least.
END CONFESSIONAL
Lindsay, showed up a few seconds alter followed by her chattering raccoon. Lindsay opened the door, and bowed, "In you go. I'll be back to free you when this is all over."
The raccoon jumped inside and Lindsay jumped up and down, "Yay! I don't have to clean toilets. and I win the challenge."
"Not really!" Chris said pointing at the cage whee the raccoon was talking with the duck.
"Aw man!"
"Don't worry, I could ask for something for you and say it's something I want." Bridgette smiled.
"Yay!" Lindsay squealed wrapping her in a hug.
A dew seconds later Geoff came into the clearing, "open the door!"
The girls complied as Geoff rolled a can, into the cage. A fat chipmunk coming out of it and falling asleep. At that moment a tranq dart flew through the air, hitting Geoff in the side. He yanked it out staring at it before collapsing on the ground. Back at the cave entrance, DJ opened his eyes, peering in "Did I hit you!"
At the resounding war, he screamed and shot off another tranq dart with his eyes closED. Duncan ran up to the deer, holding his chainsaw up only for the deer to collapse on the floor a tranq dart sticking out its butt.
CONFESSIONAL
Duncan: I'm not questioning fate.
END CONFESSIONAL
He then grabbed it's a antlers and began to drag it back to camp. Meanwhile Bridgette was there getting her feast ready as Chef began to set the table. The loudspeaker came on as Chris began to speak. "Don't forget, last camper to catch their critter, cleans the washroom!"
Meanwhile Courtney had found herself at the edge of a cliff as the giant body of beavers continued their pursuit sending them both hurdling off the cliff, flying past a tranq dart that flew through the air and lodged itself in a random squirrels tail, dropping it to the ground. With a grunt Duncan managed to get his his deer into the cage closing it.
"Wow, Bridgette this all looks good." Chris smirked.
"Thanks, Duncan want anything?" She smiled at the punk who had just thrown his deer in the cage.
"What are you playing at?"
"Nothing, I'd just figure I'd get everybody one thing they wanted since it is a feast after all."
Duncan raised an eyebrow before shrugging, "I could go for some steak!"
"Ain't she a sweetheart?" Chris grinned, "One steak coming up!"
Courtney gasped, as she crawled out of a river and frowned, her sack was gone. She stood up before noticing a beaver was on top of her head and screamed as it began clawing at her face. She attacked with her hands while running for the campfire pit.
"Open the door!"
Duncan did as demanded, while Courtney struggled to tug the beaver off her head it's claws digging into her skin before finally tearing it off, screaming in pain and frustration.
"Hey Cour-"
"CAN IT!" She snapped at Bridgette who shrugged.
"So what are you having first?" Chris asked.
"Definitely the fries. I really love french fires."
Trent came running in next, covered in mud and water tossing his frog in the cage as Chris smirked and turned on the loudspeaker, "DJ the challenge is officially over!"
Three tranq darts came flying through the air, on hitting Trent making him drop like a log, another hit Bridgette as she face planted into ther food and finally the last actually hit the bear.
"Yes!" DJ shouted, as he began to bring it towards the wooden cage at the campfire pit.
"Well today was an exciting day? Wouldn't you say DJ?" Chris smirked.
He looked at the three campers he had hit with the tranq gun and smiled sheepishly, Trent was sitting on the stump slapping himself every five seconds to stay awake, Geoff was on the floor slowly nodding off and Bridgette was on her stump slowly sliding off it every five seconds only to be held up by Lindsay.
"No matter, we've got a show to run. First marshmallow goes too..."
VOTE!
Rankings.
Ezekiel: 22nd. Because he can't help the way he was raised, he'd continue making comments until someone tells him it's wrong which they wouldn't do. I also just don't know how to write him. Besides I had to keep something canon.
Sadie: 21st. She's useless to her team without Katie, so there's no point keeping her around.
Katie: 20nd. See above
Justin: 19th. Heather should've left, I kinda regret this but Heather causes more drama than Justin ever could.
Owen: 18th. This would've happened if the Killer Bass had won either him or Izzy and since Izzy, wasn't there it was goodbye Owen. Not much you can do about that.
Eva: 17th. They remember her temper it's only a matter of time before she blows up at them why risk it.
Noah: 16th. So far all challenges seem physical and he's a little useless in that manner.
Heather: 15th. Do I even need to explain? She's mean my only regret is kicking off Justin instead of her
Izzy: 14th. She was head chef, she took responsibility for their loss and also they know she's crazy.
Lindsay: 13th. Sure she's nice but she's not exactly useful unless there's a beauty pageant.
Harold: 12th. Didn't get a chance to change the votes
Tyler: 11th. Heather came back and gave him the boot, cause she doesn't like him.
Heather: 10th. Geoff is too dumb to register the fact that his girlfriend said mean stuff instead he leaves to confront her. Courtney would know what was going on deal with Heather first then Duncan. So she loses her plan fails and she's out.
LeShawna: 9th. Lindsay voted her off instead of Duncan
Gwen: 8th. By the rules of the race she was last and eliminated. I used a randomzier for this whole episode.
Cody: 7th. He's the youngest, I honestly think if he had made it to this challenge he wouldn't have lasted. DJ got lucky Heather wasn't here to scare him.