Screaming Gophers: Beth, Geoff, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, LeShawna, Noah, Cody, Katie, Justin, and Owen.

Killer Bass: Bridgette, Harold, Trent, Sadie, Duncan, Courtney, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Izzy, and DJ.

Bold=Eliminated.


Ahh, I love this episode! Also just realize this is the first story where, Lindsay, Bridgette, Geoff, and Trent have ever made it this far. Talk about unloved.

Why DJ took Izzy's place, I see him shooting with his eyes close because he's too scared, in the end he did get the bear.

Also remember that episode where the coconut was eliminated, yeah I'm not doing that so pick a character to return or I'll choose randomly.


"Well today was an exciting day? Wouldn't you say DJ?" Chris smirked.

He looked at the three campers he had hit with the tranq gun and smiled sheepishly, Trent was sitting on the stump slapping himself every five seconds to stay awake, Geoff was on the floor slowly nodding off and Bridgette was on her stump slowly sliding off it every five seconds only to be held up by Lindsay.

"No matter, we've got a show to run. You've all cast your votes, and made your decision," Chris announced. "When I call your name, come up, and claim your marshmallow. The camper, who does not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers, and leave. That means-

Courtney interrupted him with a huff, "Do you mind hurrying it up a bit, encase you haven't notice some of these campers were hit with tranquilizer darts!"

"Fine, fine sheesh. First marshmallow goes too..."

Lindsay.

She grinned and caught her marshmallow, causing Bridgette to fall to the ground as her own marshmallow hit her in the head

Geoff.

The marshmallow hit the sleeping boy in the forehead but he didn't awaken.

Trent.

Trent caught his marshmallow and tossed it in his mouth before immediate passing out.

Duncan.

Said boy caught his nimbly popping in his mouth with a smirk.

"Last marshmallow of the night goes too...

"Courtney!"

"Thank you." She said biting into hers viciously.

DJ stood up sighing, "I expected that. I'll see you guys around."

He got an awkward hug from everyone seeing as half the campers were drugged and made his way to the Boat of Losers.


It was early in the morning and all six campers were asleep. In one cabin, Duncan was spread eagles, cover thrown everywhere, Geoff was curled up in a ball and Trent was snuggled and drooling on to his pillow. In the girl's cabin, Courtney was tossing and turning, while Bridgette slept soundly, Lindsay was sucking her thumb. Suddenly, the loud noise from an overhead helicopter woke the campers up, causing them all to slowly file out of their cabins.

"What do you want McLean?" Duncan yawned.

Chris ignored him, "Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Over the past six weeks, we've watched sixteen campers walk the dock of shame and get their butts kicked off the island by their fellow teammates. Sucks to be you."

He began to list them off one-by-one, each name accompanied by a short clip. "Ezekiel, Sadie, Katie, Owen, Eva, Noah, Heather, Izzy, Lindsay, Harold, Beth, Tyler, Heather AGAIN, LeShawna, Gwen, Cody, and DJ!"

Chris flew his helicopter down and landed beside the girl's cabin. He got out and smiled as he approached the final six. "Only six of you remain, and after six weeks of bugs, crappy camp food, yucky bathrooms, and grueling challenges, our six finalists are about this close to losing it." He grinned holding his index finger and thumb close together but not touching them, "We actually thought up a bunch of ways to help you guys de-stress as a way to congratulate you for making it so far... THEN we decided that it would be way more fun if we handcuffed you guys together and see if we could push you guys over the edge."

"So we just have to spend the day handcuffed to each other." Courtney smiled, and looked at Duncan. "I can do that."

CONFESSIONAL

TRENT: I need to get rid of either Courtney or Duncan tonight; I don't know who's a bigger threat yet.

END CONFESSIONAL

"That's just part of it. You and your partner will be competing in the Tri-Armed Triathlon."

"Tri-armed?" Geoff mumbled, "Like three arms?"

"Yep," Chris replied. "Three challenges, three teams, three arms per team. See where I'm going with this."

"So, I'm guessing we don't pick our teams?" Bridgette sighed.

"Nope."

"I'd rather not be handcuffed to anyone at all. What if their outfit doesn't match mine?" Lindsay pouted.

"Suit yourself, but the winning team gets invincibility tonight."

CONFESSIONAL

Trent: Hopefully I get placed with either Courtney or Duncan, which would be very beneficially to my plans. Still though final six I can't believe I made it this far. I might even win this thing how cool would that be.

Geoff: Winning would definitely be really rad, I could throw the sickest party ever! And pay back my parents for the ruined roof and some college stuff I guess.

Courtney: Okay so I'm not exactly sure alliances or still on, I mean I guess everyone left is just really friendly, makes it easier for me to win. And for the record I definitely plan on winning.

END CONFESSIONAL

The campers were shown lined up at the mess hall with their respective partners, Geoff with Lindsay, Bridgette with Duncan, and Trent with Courtney.

CONFESSIONAL

Bridgette: The final six can you believe this me in the final six, with my clumsiness I'd never thought I'd get this far. I kinda owe it all to Trent for letting me join his alliance, speaking of Trent he as a pretty awesome plan in the works.

Duncan: I'm not surprised I kinda figured I'd make it this far, I mean who else can you see winning this competiton.

END CONFESSIONAL

"First of our three challenges, Competitive Chow-down!" Chris exclaimed.

"An ,eating challenge? Again?!" Courtney raised an eyebrow, "What does that have to do with the tri-armed-"

"IF!" Chris interrupted, "You'd let me finish?"

Courtney huffed but said nothing, and Chris continued again, "Each team will choose a feeder," the host explained with a grin, "and an eater. Eaters must put their hands behind them making it even more difficult for the feeders!"

Everyone glanced at their partner and back at Chris in worry as he continued, "One last thing," He pulled a large gold-colored, skeleton key from his pocket and held it up high. "This is the Wimp Key. A skeleton key that will open any handcuffs You'll be offered the Wimp Key at each challenge to unshackle yourselves from your teammate. But, if you choose to accept it, you'll both be eliminated."

"How do we win?" Duncan said.

"You have to be the first team to clear the platter given to you by Chef. The team with the most wins; wins invincibility!"

"Um, Greg you can be eater." Lindsay spoke up.

He looked up at her confused before nodded as he leaned against the table, "Its Geoff and okay cool."

"I'll be eater." Courtney spoke up

"What! No! I want to do it!" Trent protested.

"You, as if, do you not remember the last eating challenge?"

"The one that resulted in a tie."

"The one where they had to force feed you!" She shouted.

"I've gotten better since then."

"As if!"

"I'll arm wrestle you for it."

"So..."

"I can be eater." Bridgette piped up, "No biggie."

"It's your funeral!"

"HA!" Trent shouted, "I'm the eater!"

"Whatever!" Courtney snapped, "At least all the guys are the ones eating so far?"

"I'm actually eating…" Bridgette said.

"WHAT!" Courtney shouted before turning to Duncan, "She's a vegetarian, what if there's meat? She can't be the eater!"

"Hey!" Bridgette shouted, "Stick to your own team!"

"Actually Courtney's gotta point, what if there is meat?"

"I'm sure they won't be."

At that moment Chef placed down all their platters and both she and Duncan looked at the green chicken on the table. "You were saying?"

"Okay you can be eater."

CONFESSIONAL

Bridgette: I know it wasn't part of the plan but what could I do? Everyone knows I'm a vegetarian. Besides we can't make it look too obvious anyway right?

END CONFESSIONAL

There was a green hairy chicken on one plate, a bowl full of an unknown orange mush, and two deserts that resembled slices of cake and quiche.

"That doesn't look too bad," Geoff commented as he eyed the plate before him. "I mean there is quiche."

Trent covered his mouth, "I think I might be sick."

"You better not!" Courtney snapped, glaring up at him.

"Sure you can handle this Duncan?"

"Course I can!"

"Three...two...one...eat!"

Courtney immediately began shoving food down Trent's throat, "Chew faster!"

"I can't. I .. need... slow down!"

"Slowing down is for losers," She barked back, shoving spoonfuls into him. "Now eat!"

Bridgette was taking her time, as she fed Duncan, not making it obvious. "Hurry up, it doesn't matter how big the spoon portions are."

Lindsay was feeding Geoff at a steady pace, who was stopping to comment on the food every now and then.

"I think I'm gonna-" Trent was cut off as Courtney shoved yet another piece of food in his mouth.

"Oh no you're not!"

"Just pick up the tray and feed it to me!" Duncan yelled, only for Courtney to overhear.

"Excellent idea Duncan!" She picked up the tray only for the bell to be rung.

"And the winners are Geoff and Lindsay!"

"DAMMIT TRENT!"

CONFESSIONAL

Courtney: Ugh! That idiot! I have an iron stomach, he should've just let me do the eating challenge, and we would have won. Now those blonde idiots have won. I swear most of the people on this island just get on my nerves. No offense.

The camera zoomed out showing Trent sitting next to her with an annoyed look. "I'm right here you know."

Courtney turned to look at him smirking, "I know."

END CONFESSIONAL

"Ohh we won!" Lindsay cheered jumping up and down.

"Yeah...woah!" Geoff said as his handcuffed arm was yanked.


The scene was cut to the skeleton key being dangled by a Chris. "Anyone want the wimp key before part two!" he said, the camera zooming out to show him, and the campers on the Dock of Shame.

Trent and Courtney glared at each other daring the other to go for it.

"No, okay then. On the beach you will find three canoes, one for each team. Your challenge is to paddle your canoe, while wearing handcuffs, all the way to Boney Island! Once there, you will open a package that is waiting for you. Go!"

The teens ran for the beach nearly trampling Chris on the way there.

"Don't mess up this challenge Trent!" Courtney yelled back, as he pushed the canoe into the water.

"Wouldn't dream of it sunshine." He muttered and got in.

"We so totally go this in the bag." Geoff said.

"Yeah. I just wish we could relax." Lindsay smiled, "It'd be like a fun canoe ride."

"It is a canoe ride."

"Exactly!"

Duncan and Bridgette were fiercely paddling, gaining the lead when Bridgette yanked her hand in, and dropping the oar. "Ah! Cramp!"

"You okay?" He asked turning around.

She nodded shaking her head, "Yeah I just got a really bad cramp. Oh crap! The oar!"

"You lost the oar!" Duncan shouted.

"Relax, I'll paddle with my hand!" She said, and he sighed and continued on his way.

CONFESSIONAL

Duncan: Something fishy is going off and I'm gonna find out what. Or it's just Bridgette, she is a surf freak. No offense.

The camera panned out to show Bridgette, "None taken."'

END CONFESSIONAL

Trent and Courtney reached the shore, first and ran up to the backpack before Trent pulling out a very familiar piece of a statue and nearly dropped it in shock. The ground began to shake, and dust began to fly as a helicopter hovered above.

"Welcome to the second part of the second challenge!" Chris announced into his megaphone. "Back in episode ten, eleven don't care, Beth stole the Boney Island tiki doll."

"Didn't she put it back?" Duncan asked him and Bridgette having just arrived at the shore.

"She lied," He told them. "She broke it up and flushed it down the septic tank!"

"Eww!" Was heard from all four campers while Trent held his piece of the statue far away from him, "Dude!"

"I know! The pieces in those bags need to be returned to the Cave, of Treacherous Terror! And you'll want to make it quick, 'cause the longer you have the doll, the worse your luck."

"That doesn't sound too hard!" Geoff said as he and Lindsay showed up.

"Oh yeah! One of you has to piggyback the other!"

Geoff turned to Lindsay, "Well hope on girl, times a wasting!"

She did as commanded and he grabbed a map and a piece of a statue before running away.

"We'll take turns."Courtney commanded, "You shouldn't be all that heavy. I'm pretty athletic."

"Well I'll carry you first." Trent sighed, and grabbed a map and the two of them were off.

Bridgette grabbed a map and climbed onto Duncan's back, "Tell me when or if you wanna switch."

"Got it!"

With that the two of them ran off as well.

Trent came to a stop, as they reached the cave dropping Courtney on the ground.

"Ow! What was that for."

Trent merely sighed panting for breathe and pointed at the cave, Courtney nodded and grabbed her statue throwing it in the cave and turned back to Trent tapping her foot.

"Well?"

"Can't too tired."

At that moment a monstrous roar was heard from the cave, Courtney had hit a wooly beaver when she threw her statue in. They both let out screams of terror and began running for their lives as it chased after them.

On the other side Duncan and Bridgette showed up, going to the mouth of the cave and dropping the statue before running away before anything could come up and attack them.

A few seconds later, Lindsay and Geoff showed up, Lindsay pointing out the two other statues, "Oh no they got here before us!"

"Chill brah! It's all good. The plan will still work, there are four of us and two of them, no matter what one of them are getting eliminated tonight. Heck we don't even have to win immunity!"

"Oh that's right."

Geoff reached into his pocket throwing the statue into the cave, and turned around and ran back to the beach.


"And that's a point to Duncan and Bridgette! Since Courtney and Trent failed to carry a partner while running for their lives." Chris smirked.

"Oh shut it!"

"If either Duncan and Bridgette or Geoff and Lindsay win they win immunity."

"And if we win?" Trent asked.

Chris snorted, "Not likely, but if you win nobody wins immunity and it's a free for all!"

The three teams were each positioned behind a picnic table covered with a tarp. The shapes of various different objects could be seen under the tarps. Chris walked by behind the teams and looked over each of the tables.

"So," Chris continued, "Been a spectacular day so far? Lots of whining, carnivorous beavers, but! It's time for someone to win this thing."

He pulled off the tarp revealing heads of the former contestants all made of wood, Heather had two and Lindsay even had won from where she had been eliminated the first time.

"Look it's me!" Lindsay said picking up her head, "I look so pretty!"

"The Totem Pole of Shame, and Humiliation!" A cut was shown wear the heads were arranged in the correct order with DJ on top and Ezekiel on the bottom. "Your task is a simple one that will test your memory. You need to create a totem pole by stacking these wooden heads of the eliminated campers on top of each other. First elimination goes on the bottom; most recent elimination goes on top. I think you can figure out the rest."

Duncan picked up Harold's head grinning, "Ah good times."

"Not for him. You guys were horrible to him!" Bridgette snapped.

"Only for like a day or two. Most of the time I forgot the dork existed and let's not forget you didn't do anything to stop me1"

Bridgette opened her mouth to protest only to realize he was right and sighed, "Whatever put him down he's not up next."

"Look its Owen!" Geoff said holding it up, "Miss the lovable little-okay not so little goofball. He was always ready to party!"

"I know right!" Lindsay said before picking up a head, "You know who I don't miss. This witch!" She held u a head of Heather, "She was so mean!"

"Tell me about it!"

Trent picked up Izzy's head chuckling to himself, "Talk about loony."

Courtney quirked a small smile, "tell me about it. She and rageaholic Eva should be best friends."

"Was it Katie or Sadie who got voted out next...?" Duncan asked

"Katie!" Bridgette piped up, "Or crap was it Sadie?"

"No! You're doing it all wrong, it was Tyler then Beth!" Courtney snapped.

"Pretty sure it was Beth then Tyler!"

"Well you're wrong!"

"Am not!"

"Look its Cody!" Geoff said, "Little dude helped me get with my bra! Stay cool dude!"

"Geoff we only have on left, which means DJ's next!"

He looked around realizing she was right, "Oh coolio dude!"

DJ was placed on top, as Chris hit a bell, "The winners of the challenge and invincibility are Geoff and Lindsay!"


"Trent your planned work!" Lindsay squealed

"What plan?" Courtney seethed.

Geoff tried to stop her, "Lindsay no-"

"Our plan, Bridgette and Trent stopped you guys from wining so we could win invincibility and vote one of you guys off. We're in a secret alliance."

"Hence the term secret Lindsay?" Bridgette sighed.

"Sorry?"

"Sorry!" Courtney screeched, "Sorry! Of all the sneaky underhanded-"

"Well that was exciting day!" Chris interrupted, "Time for the dock of shame! Which I'm sure will be interesting, who knew Trent could be such a master mind. When I call your name come get your marshmallow."


VOTE!

Also Playa Day Losers should they actually vote for someone they want off, or have it be an accident again?

Also remember that episode where the coconut was eliminated, yeah I'm not doing that so pick a character to return or I'll choose randomly. Reason why it's part of Owen's imagination, Owen isn't here so yeah.

Rankings.

Ezekiel: 22nd.

Sadie: 21st.

Katie: 20nd.

Justin: 19th.

Owen: 18th.

Eva: 17th.

Noah: 16th.

Heather: 15th.

Izzy: 14th.

Lindsay: 13th.

Harold: 12th.

Beth: 11th.

Tyler: 10th.

Heather: 9th.

LeShawna: 8th.

Gwen: 7th.

Cody: 6th.

DJ: 5TH.